Miley Cyrus Is So Sad Her Dog Died She Immediately Bought A New One

April 7th, 2014 // 19 Comments
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While performing in Boston last week, Miley Cyrus broke down crying after her dog Floyd died and could barely make it through the show. Except here she is not even two days later with her new puppy Moonie because you know why pets will never be like children? You can’t just go out and buy a new kid at the baby store. Believe me, I tried to open one, and holy shit the red tape. Apparently in Obama’s America you can’t let people pick their own newborn out of a giant lobster tank. It’s fucking communism.

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  1. Well duh. Nobody wants to see a pallet of peanut butter just go to waste.

  2. Miley Cyrus Bangerz Tour Brooklyn
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    Are we sure the first dog didn’t commit suicide after being forced to attend Miley’s concert?

  3. Twingal

    I don’t see the big deal. Personally, I don’t think I could get another dog right away if my passed but some people do get another pet within a few days of theirs dying. People grieve differently.

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    Cock Dr
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    Ironic alignment in this photo.
    Too bad about the dog…did it kill itself or just make a badly timed run for it?

  5. Miley Cyrus Bangerz Tour Brooklyn
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    and now my hooha would like to sing a song for y’all!

  6. People grieve differently, but you should at least give it a week before you get a new one. Some people just can’t deal with pain and will accept any substitute to fill the void in their hearts, I guess.

  7. JimBB

    “Believe me, I tried to open one”

    A baby store or a baby? Because trying the latter can indeed get messy.

  8. JC

    Words can’t express how sad I am that i know this, but Miley’s mom bought her the dog.

    Which is still a shit thing to do. Don’t buy other people surprise pets as presents. They just end up going on one-way car trips into the forest.

    • Hey, you beat me to it by five minutes. It’s very disheartening – shit like this takes up space in my brain that could be used for nuclear physics or double-entry accounting or calculating blackjack odds.

  9. Miley Cyrus Bangerz Tour Brooklyn
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    Its a queef of grief

  10. She needs a mastiff or a great dane. Something with a foot long tube of lipstick.

  11. Does she take all of her pets with her on tour? I don’t see the point in adopting so many when she isn’t going to be around them. Also, just to point out, this is dead dog #2 in as many years (first one was killed by one of her other dogs). If you can’t spend the time to raise them…

    • thebutlerdidit

      Her first concert in 4 years, she’s extremely dedicated to her pets and only has rescue dogs. Sometimes they come with health issues.

  12. MileyC

    Hey ya’ll. My dog just died.
    I didn’t know I had to feed ‘em. Damn.

    • Cz

      Her dog died because one of her other dogs killed it, heh. She shouldn’t even have pets until she and her family does something about the aggressive one. Funny thing too, that dog killed her first dog.

  13. Nut bra

    I just had to have my little buddy put to sleep last weekend.

    It sucks. Dogs are so generally much nicer than humans.

  14. Miley Cyrus Bangerz Tour Brooklyn
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    lmao, too easy

  15. Miley Cyrus Bangerz Tour Brooklyn
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    This is the only time her ass has looked semi attractive, then she fucks it up with that face…

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