Miley Cyrus Might Be Engaged
Probably to distract from the fact the entire Internet saw her park in a handicap space on her way to Pilates, Miley Cyrus tweeted the above picture while raving about her nail foundations, and you’ll notice there appears to be a large diamond ring on her finger so now everyone thinks she’s engaged to Liam Hemsworth. However, if it’s true, then I regret to inform you that Billy Ray Cyrus has recently been beat to death with a “whoopin’ stick” in a moonshine battle royale therefore relinquishing his daughter’s hand in marriage as well as the secret recipe to his world famous Corn Pop Chalupas per hillbilly law. May his mullet spirit find eternal peace watchin’ his kin take showers because ghosts are invisible. Amen.
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