Miley Cyrus Might Be Engaged

March 23rd, 2012 // 68 Comments
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Probably to distract from the fact the entire Internet saw her park in a handicap space on her way to Pilates, Miley Cyrus tweeted the above picture while raving about her nail foundations, and you’ll notice there appears to be a large diamond ring on her finger so now everyone thinks she’s engaged to Liam Hemsworth. However, if it’s true, then I regret to inform you that Billy Ray Cyrus has recently been beat to death with a “whoopin’ stick” in a moonshine battle royale therefore relinquishing his daughter’s hand in marriage as well as the secret recipe to his world famous Corn Pop Chalupas per hillbilly law. May his mullet spirit find eternal peace watchin’ his kin take showers because ghosts are invisible. Amen.

Photos: Twitter, Getty

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  1. Ed G.

    “So if it’s true, at this time I’d like to report that Billy Ray Cyrus has recently been beat to a death with a “whoopin’ stick”…”

    Been beat to “A” death? How many does he get?

  2. mrsmass

    if that’s a diamond, it’s probably a raw one. otherwise, it looks like shit.

    • what?

      i agree. that’s a pretty crappy engagement ring if it is one. it’s not unheard of for girls to wear regular rings on the ring finger though… it’s also not unheard of for girls to wear rings on the ring finger and make everyone else believe that their engaged. seems like a pr stunt or an attempt to get attention to me.

      • ChellaBella

        Glad I’m not the only one. That looks like something from a candy machine–even a CZ would sparkle more than that and the prongs look cheap too.

    • alex

      Probably an antique cussion cut diamond. Judging by the size, I’d guess its well into the 4-5 carrot range…it could be a $50,000+ ring.

      • Barney Fife

        You must be a jeweler, I thought you were a florist…

      • oh i know

        cussion cut?? carrot?? you MUST be a florist…i’m no jeweler but it’s “cushion cut” and “carat” and THAT ring looks like it came out of a cracker jack box!!

      • mrsmass

        i’d say that it could be worth 4-5 carrots, which is what? 2 bucks at the grocery store? you have no idea what you’re talking about.

        i also want to know why this bitch is bragging about her nails. they look like 65 year old smokers nails? which makes sense considering her voice sounds like a 65 year old smoker.

  3. The Most Interesting

    I do believe I might be seein’ a reesponse to the flourin’ of hair that done popped up earlier!

  4. rightmeow

    if its true
    its the fugliest engagement ring i’ve ever seen.

    • I’m a dude and even I know that’s a shit ring. If anybody here sees me looking at a ring like that for my girl, please just smash my head through the jewelry case.

      One thing I have learned about women is they talk about the jewelry that men give them like they talk about penis size. You don’t want to be on the wrong end of that conversation, dudes. You could be hung with cash, but it doesn’t mean you can satisfy a woman with it.

  5. “Looka what I got from that thar vendin’ contraption, pa!”

  6. TamIWas

    It’s not real. Both the setting and diamond look fake.

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    Wheel me in
    Commented on this photo:

    Handicap parking, hand. Hand, diamond, handicap parking. Hand. Hand hand hand. Handicap parking hand diamond.
    These fucking whore is puzzling. What the fuck is she trying to tell us?

  8. Dick Hell

    Wow, so her brother finally popped the question. Hopefully Billy Ray isn’t too jealous, I’m sure the kids will still let him mud his turtle…

  9. Colin

    That’s an ugly fucking ring.

  10. cc

    To which of her relatives is she engaged?

  11. T-bag

    Not sure why she would be drawing attention to her nails; they look terrible!

    • Shasta

      Why in God’s name would anyone paint their nails any shade of yellow? You will always look like you’re cultivating fungus.

    • El Jefe

      As a man it pains me to be the one to point this out, but as clearly stated this is not nail polish, but nail foundation. I don’t know anything about nail foundation, but I assume that it is some sort of base layer the same as foundation for makeup on a woman or primer for paint on a house or a car.

      Reading, it’s not that hard guys.

  12. The Blue Pill

    Does Liam know about the engagement yet?

  13. JC

    So “obvious signs of jaundice” = “nail foundations” now?

  14. Deacon Jones

    Man FISH, you better come screaming into this final lap this PM with a stellar finish….

  15. Wait—this photo was taken to show off her nails? I don’t pretend to know anything about women’s make-up, but that nail job seems like it would be exactly what you would expect on a trailer-trash gal.

  16. hmna

    “large *cubic zirconium ring”

    There, fixed.

  17. Liam is going to get lots of press in the upcoming weeks for The Hunger Games. Miley probably wanted something in the headlines about her being engaged to draw attention away from him. This ring however looks like it came out of a Kinder Egg.

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    Juggs
    Commented on this photo:

    You gotta hand it to her she knows how to slap her name around the internet.

  19. anonymoose

    The nail color? the manicure? the cheap gumball machine ring? None of it is attractive or brag-worthy. I guess the nails don’t look…chewed. Maybe she is trying to show the size of the graphic pattern on the fabric compared to her hand for scale?

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    K-Tron
    Commented on this photo:

    Yeah, right. That shit is from a coin-operated machine. If it’s real, then she don’t know what them real farncy dahmind rangs look lahk.

  21. Bilbo

    There was something on that same finger in the March 21 pictures as well…

  22. Dick Hell

    The person who gave Miley that ring told her it allows her to park in handicap spaces and cures California hot-tub rectal gonorrhea. Unfortunately it’s only 1 for 2 so far.

  23. stacy

    So, there is no chance that a young woman who likes shiney objects bought hersels a ring because it looked good?

  24. tom

    Her hand isn’t even beautiful :-(

  25. alex

    I was expecting hairier knuckles…

  26. Maybe it’s an engorgement ring.

  27. El Jefe

    I am still trying to understand the physics of her being the one that parked in a handicapped spot yet somehow is getting into the passenger seat of the vehicle. That is some Stephen Hawking shit there.

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    Lita
    Commented on this photo:

    Aaaaaaw, that 25 cent ring fits right in with her trailer trash image.

  29. fo

    that nail polish is hideous on her

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    Gerard litoe
    Commented on this photo:

    Those are the moldiest disease looking fingernails I’ve ever had the displeasure of looking at.

    • Marita

      i think it is a good video yet it is not as random as Lady GaGa’s. It is about time she does shtemoing new, she has been on Hannah Montana since the age of 13 so it is time for her to move away. She is trying to escape the DIsney girl. She understands that she has girls who are in love with her but she is trying to get a new audience and also the damage has already been done to the little children by Britney Spears, Lindsey Lohan and whenever they turn on MTV. It is not like Disney Channel will be showing it so I don’t see any problem with this video. She is just expressing herself and trying a new look so there is no need to complain. She is not the only one who is doing trashy things look at the latest video’s by Lady GaGa, Rihanna and Beyonce so she is just doing what everything who is popular is doing and there is nothing wrong with that if everyone else is doing it.

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    tom
    Commented on this photo:

    Chubby ugly fingers.

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    SimoneDeB
    Commented on this photo:

    Can’t wait to what the wedding cake will look like.

  33. Engaged? What’s the point of that? Why is someone that young even considering getting married? So you can get divorced by the time you’re 25? So full of shit.

    • Cock Dr

      Famewhore celebs get married these days for the swag, the magazine covers, the endorsements and the party. It’s full of shit all right.

  34. mel

    I can’t tell which is uglier, the ring or her hand.

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    Dashwood
    Commented on this photo:

    Yeehaw! I done got myself a man ya’ll! And Daddy thought I was gonna die an old maid cause I ain’t been married yet.

  36. Blech

    Engaged to what? A box of Cracker Jack? The “jewelry” machine one slips quarters into at any Shop-Rite exit?

  37. Dick Hell

    It’s actually a picture of her right hand (she was just holding it upside down).

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    Commented on this photo:

    Fixed.
    [img]http://www.thesuperficial.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/25/Mileys_Engagement_Party-340_453.jpg[/img]

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    nadine
    Commented on this photo:

    cutest ring ever

  40. Doode

    Looks like a Cracker-Jack ring.

  41. Burt

    She’s got very manly hands.

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