It’s Miley Cyrus’ Dang Ol’ Batin’ Video

December 27th, 2013 // 23 Comments
Miley Cyrus Adore You Masturbating
WATCH: Miley Cyrus - 'Adore You'

Because the world will spin off its axis if we’re not privy to the vaginizations of Destiny Hope Cyrus, here’s the full video for Adore You that she just had to tease it on Monday. Which is good because we’re all just sitting around waiting to see if Billy Ray Cyrus‘ daughter fingerbanged her mullet cave. And that’s sadly not sarcasm because do you know how many pageviews these screencaps are going to do? A billion. A fucking billion.

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  1. Watched it with the sound off. Is that OK? Pretty boring actually.

  2. Mohawk Disco

    Turned off sound as a precautionary measure. After all I just came here for the innocent soft core porn flick she promised. But it wasn’t enough. Should have turned off brightness too. Next time I’ll watch it like that.

  3. nub

    it was cooler with it was called I Touch Myself by the Divinyls

  4. Aaron

    Boring af.

  5. Cock Dr

    When I see a woman with that type of haircut and a boat anchor tattoo I do tend to make certain assumptions.
    Wrong of me, I know, but there it is.

  6. Very classy, we couldn’t expect less from Miley ;)

    Next video will feature her getting fuc*ing in the as* with a huge black coc* xD she wanted another coc* in her mouth but the producer said Miley you can’t sing with your mouth full xD

  7. golgodor

    I wouldn’t even try to go near a pussy with those fracking nails.

  8. Freebie

    Does she think this will make Liam see what he’s missing and come back? Not alluring.

  9. anonymous

    Nothing like Miley flicking the bean to her dad’s CD.

  10. foreverfugly

    I am not a Justin Bieber fan, but he looks pretty good here.

  11. lol.
    hannah montana is trying waay too hard.

  12. Leylapants

    For her next video she will be doing DP and Urethral sounding.

  13. uglynfatashell

    Needs to win award for most dumbest, most dullest, copy cat video of all time!

  14. Dr.J

    Yes. I get it. Sex is nice. Feels good. People like it. She’s like Courtney Stodden. Like a walking erection. After a while it just gets gross. Like my grandmother’s terrier that never got fixed and was constantly humping the couch cushions. Chill out man. Play a game of pandemic or something. Whittle a kazoo. Channel your energies elsewhere.

  15. She is so boring, the ugly haircut and looking like Bieber does nothing to help the situation.

  16. Dr Plaid

    Next will be the ‘uncut’ version that will un-blur her very see through bra. That will make it better, like the naked version of Blurred Lines made that video watchable.

  17. tlmck

    You know, when she appears as Justin Bieber, she always wears baggy clothes to hide the curvy parts. Judging from this video, it really is not necessary.

  18. cc

    This video is SHOCKING. I am going to write a letter to the local PennySaver.

  19. Danimal

    Those nails are a bit predator-ish. Otherwise, I thought it was actually kind of hot.

  20. gina

    I made it to :59

  21. Mama Pinkus

    nothing this gal does is erotic or sexy – she just seems desperate

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