Billy Ray Cyrus was scheduled to appear on the The View tomorrow, presumably to blame more people for letting his daughter make their family millions of dollars and then go crazy after hitting puberty because nothing like that has ever happened before. But unfortunately for him, Golden Ticket had other plans. Popeater reports:
When Miley found out her father was scheduled to appear on ‘The View’ on Wednesday she went nuts,” a family friend tells me. “Only last week, Billy shot his mouth off in GQ, and now he planned to sit down with [Barbara and Whoopi] and talk more crap about his family. No way would Miley or her team let that happen.”
…. “At first Miley defended her dad, wanting to believe he had been tricked into saying bad things by the magazine,” an insider with knowledge of situation tells me. “Miley truly wanted to give her father the benefit of the doubt, goodness knows she’s said things she wishes she could take back. But after she found out about his media trip to New York, no more excuses could be made.”
MILEY: You ain’t doing that show.
BILLY RAY: Listen here, young lady. You may not like it, but I’m your father.
MILEY: I’m asking you nicely.
BILLY RAY: Is that a threat?
MILEY: You’re old and fall asleep a lot. *pulls out scissors* And that mullet ain’t invincerble.
BILLY RAY: Don’t take daddy’s power, baby. I’ll be good. I’ll be good, I swear!
She threaten to sing if her dad decided to go on The View.
Sit down old man you had your time.
Miley, your legs might be long, but they are shapeless and cankly. Stop thinking you need to show them off all the time. You don’t.
Let me tell you what’s up dude. She had her lip done or some shit and the doctor put fat cells in her face without telling her. The doc knew the fat cells he put in her face would fuck her face up and make her RUN the fuck back to him. The GREAT thing about putting fat cells in someone’s face is you can’t fucking trace that shit.
So there she is the big fucking fat face, working out like a fucking maniac because she had her lip done, or some shit.
That doctor fucked her up good. That’s how that shit works.
Or should could be overeating because of the munchies she gets from all that pot smoking.
Face is gettin awfully moonpie fat latelt. Its like Kelly Clarksons less talented parasitic twin
i’d like to take a dump on her face…
well that would be better than fucking it. but the way she is getting fatter she might just eat it.
She sounds like shit, NOW EAT IT!!!
cankles?
well we know who owns BillyRay’s dick.
Someone should tell Hannah Montana that her dad is being pussywhipped by Miley Cyrus. She’ll know what to do.
There’s an unexplained walnut shortage in all of North America. Researchers are baffled by who or what is hoarding them all.
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What will the business in the front do without the party in the back?
If Billy Ray keeps this up, Miley will stop the rent payments on that pathetic one bedroom apartment and send him straight back to the Ozarks.
Kankles.
CANKLE!!!!!!!!
Nice cankles.
Pimpin aint easy..
Just threaten to take away his Coco Puffs…
Full Disclosure: I purchased a box of Coco Puffs this weekend.
looks like all the munchies are going striaght to her chin(s)….
She threatened to take away his allowance if he kept doing interviews.
Billy Rae knows which side of the chicken fried steak is buttered on.
Maybe she stopped him from looking even more stupid than what he already does.
Check out the willie t-shirt, a sure sign she’s on the real weed!
Looks like she’s storing a kilo of kind bud in each cheek.
What a girl scout she is; always prepared.
I wonder if she is taking a steroid like prednisone or something? Her puffy face seems like it’s a bit much for just weight. I bet there is something else causing it.
Something else causing it: Da Munchies.
Fat ankles.
I want to strip her naked and grease her up and put her in the oven and cook her up and eat her like the fat turkey she is.
There is a direct correlation between the fact that Miley looks fat and Billy Ray cancelled his appearance on The View. She’s storing nuts in her cheeks… to be more precise, HIS nuts.
“Okay, Alvin? Alvin? ALVINNNNNN!!!!!!”
“o-KAY!!!!”
“No way would Miley or her team let that happen.”
What the Fuck is her “Team”?
In 1972, a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn’t commit. They promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground. Today, still wanted by the government, they survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a problem, if no-one else can help, if you can pay them in Taco Bell Party Packs, if you’re constantly making duck-lips in your photos, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire the A-Team.
Da-dada-da! Da-da-daaa!
she’s gettin’ chubby
still hit that, ofc
Man, that’s got to really break his heart, his achey-breaky heart. I just don’t think it’ll understand.
I couldn’t generate any sympathy for the kid in that photo if it were on a milk carton.
Then, to insure he couldn’t defy her, she took his shoes and confidently walked away.
“Golden Ticket?” I can’t imagine what this redneck idiot can possibly be doing “next” now that her stupid teenie bopper show is over. Miley is on the fast track to CrashAndBurnVille, population her.
Her sell-by date has long since expired.
Daddy, pwease don’t go on The View.
Aw sugar, Daddy’s gotsta make him his own money! His little girl’s growin’ up, ‘yanno.
But Daddy… *puppydog eyes*
Well Princess, I’m sure we could work something out…
She is really turning into a fat fuck isn’t she? The calves are blending in with the ankles and her face has no sign of cheekbones. An 18 year old should not be that fat.
Yes. She’s getting fat very quickly. Either that or shes 4 months pregnant.
hey, my face was full until my mid-20′s. That is when my cheekbones started to appear. I don’t think she’s fat.
nah she’s porkin up fast. which is EXACTLY why she should’ve done Playboy the very day she turned 18. pretty much over but the cryin
Well, I have to side with the chipmunk on this one…there’s no good reason for ANYONE to appear on “The View”. In fact, there’s no good reason for “The View”. Only thing that would make that show watchable would be if they could unleash a bunch of blind, deaf guys wielding chain saws – although I’m pretty sure that Behar (or whatever it’s name is) would cause the chain to break.
or if that bitch husslebutt got nekked
finally, a comment that’s worth a shit…thank you, COG!
I think it would be fun to let some of the homicidal maniacs from Atascadero State Mental hospital loose on the view . The “girls ” could discuss how judgemental society is about the mentally handicapped while the boys get busy!
lol, that’s a great idea! They could put various weapons on the set like in Mad Max.
Looks like she found that 10 pounds she lost.
Cue manic weight gain followed by drug addiction and mental meltdown….NOW!
this girl has jumped the shark. Even in Arkansas we’d call her 4-5 fingers of shine!
now that she is legally an adult, broken or not she needs someone to let her know the rules to life, at least drug culture
weed is great but the con is it makes you FAT a least with women
second cocaine will fuck up bad but will also make make you thin eg NIcole Richie or Lindsay
now that she is legally an adult, broken or not she needs someone to let her know the rules to life, at least drug culture
weed is great but the con is it makes you FAT
second cocaine will fuck up bad and will also make make you thin eg NIcole Richie or Lindsay
leave britney alone!1
Miley probably just called Billy Ray and started crying.
Crying women usually get their way.
You see. This is the problem right here. Miley is the daughter. Billy Rae is the father. Yet SHE is telling HIM what he can and cannot do. Since when does an 18-year-old girl get to dictate what her father can or cannot say to the public? He’s a grown man for cryin’ out loud!
are those cankles i see on Supercheeks?
Cyclops Cyrus is looking good!
i like her legs, im so sick of seeing short women and their short stumpy legs, i like legs long enough to wrap around me when we do it :) :)
That’s no moon… that’s her head!
Cankles so big she needs two pair of kicks.
All the people who feel compelled to post “cankles” when they
see someone with strong legs need to be taken away for regrooving.
There’s a scathing report on why they never pulled the plug on Terry Shievo earlier, from “Earn your nursing degree in three months medical journal”. Here’s a brief excerpt: As an experiment, doctors placed pictures of the cast of movie classic the Goonies and one facial pic of Miley. And the task was, Ms Shievo had to match the pic with the person Miley resembled the most. Well, apparently she had some form of cognizance. It was not a political issue like everyone assumed. People in this country are just nuts…
She eats Cotton Candy Sandwiches for Dinner