Thanks to The Hunger Games becoming a Twilight-esque cash cow, Miley Cyrus has to remind Liam Hemsworth who (doesn’t) wear the pants around here so he doesn’t start gettin’ ideas of stickin’ his porcupine in other cooters. Which is why on top of recording a new album, she’s returning to acting again provided you forget that LOL movie I’m pretty sure I just made up. Deadline reports:
Miley Cyrus is in negotiations to play the female lead in a new Bonnie & Clyde miniseries, executive produced by Craig Zadan and Neil Meron. In the biggest synergy move between new siblings History and Lifetime, the four-hour mini, originally developed for History, will now air on both male-driven History and female-focused Lifetime. This is the first time A+E Networks is producing a program to be shared by two of its channels in an effort to reach both female and male audiences with the classic story of two of America’s most famous outlaws.
Of course, the most fucked up part of this news is that Lindsay Lohan actually started a trend that other actresses are following, so if that doesn’t open the gateway for Gozer the Traveler to enter our world, then maybe there’s still time before Vinz Clortho finds The Gatekeep- Ahh, fuck.
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Your pants are falling down Miley – pull those dang ol’ things up!
Looks like maternity wear to me.
Moobs.
Classy role-model people….
Pumpkinhead gives off such a lesbian vibe with this nightmare new look.
Pumpkinhead needs more ink. More random scribbles all over!
Hillbilly trash. C-c-c-c-yeah!
Excuse me, but Vinz Clortho was The Keymaster; he was looking for The Gatekeeper. If you’re going to screw up the ’80s references, you’ll never get the poon Seth MacFarlane does.
Props, m’man – it appears it’s been fixed, but regardless of that small misstep, Fish will still get McFarlane-type poon due to the Zelda reference. And you gotta admit the “Ah fuck” link was perfect. He’s gonna give me an aneurism from laughing so hard. Any day now.
Retirement planning services? She’s smarter than I give her credit for. She does know her career is over.
Isn’t appearing on Lifetime these days sort of the same as appearing on the Love Boat or Fantasy Island in the ’70s? Sort of a pathetic attempt by celebs that are past their due date to remain in the public eye?
Exactly, you know you ain’t shit when you’ve started to appear on Lifetime: television for idiots.
sleestak
What a letdown! I would rather she made a movie or a mini-series on a network that would require her to display some of her lady parts. Hell, she’s been legal for a couple of years now. It’s about time…
To be fair, the first thing I think of when someone mentions “Bonnie & Clyde” is “white trash lesbian hillbilly”
Yeah buds it’s just genius, I just buzzed her hair off and now she just looks like a dude. I flip her over and it’s just heaven, crikey!
Can you guys please stop with those titles, mother fuckers?
Damn, weight problems are really plaguing America. Just look at how this young boy needs support for his man-tits.
So apparently Miley has to be dragged around like a dog now.
Lifetime? That’s still around?
Crike, Liam has stumbled across the elusive Tennessee Goblin. Careful mate, it’s a mighty dangerous one that is!
What the Hell is Hemsworth still doing with her?
“Miley, if you’re gonna insist on looking like that, at least walk behind me so I can pretend I don’t know you.” Ah, young love.
Miley dragged away from her latest appreciative client by her pimp.
You’re confusing him with Billy Ray.
Miley, stop trying to veer off like a dog or something
she can’t help it, she saw a squirrel. Her instincts compel her to chase it down, skin it & cook it for dinner.
did she look at herself in a mirror geez
he looks like he’s walking with his little brother.
I would call her a Hillbilly but that is an insult to Hillbilly’s
she seems to try to make herself uglier
She looks ridiculous
dear ladies in hollywood/fashion. wearing your pants up to your tits is NOT hot for your body!! AWKWARD
They don’t even look like a couple. She belongs with Cynthia Nixon.
Am I the only one that when reading the headlines dealing with her I hear Boomhauer’s voice in my head?
THIS is the look.
Didn’t Doc Martins go out like 12 Years ago
Wearing Grandma’s doily as a shirt – check.
Ugly fucking tattoos – check.
Pants pulled up until they’re under your tits – check.
That’s the white trash with money trifecta.
Side boooooob.
jealous,jealous…people..get a life and mind ur own business!!!
He looks embarrassed
Looks like a ladyboy with a bad bleach job.
If that’s not the most obvious “buyer’s remorse” face, I dont know what is.
Never thought she had a high IQ, but this looks like she fell off of the intelligence waterfall and landed flat on her face
i dont know which i hate more.. his tubesocks or her everything
who tucks their tank top into their belted waste high shorts other than dudes over 75? i bet she tries make fanny packs happen too.. its only a matter of time
what’s with the uncle Leo eybrows???
She wanted to look like Pink, but looks more like Tin Tin in drag.
Hey, little boy.
She’s ugly!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I used to love the long haired brunette country beauty! WTF happened?????????
She’s so insure it;s sad. Liam will leave her it’s just a matter of time. GOD she’s like a leach on him. I bet he can’t even shit alone she afraid he is fucking another girl… Jealous ugly slut.
Blumpkin. Problem solved
She shaved her head more.
They don’t look happy!!!!!!! Never! May I add. He always looks upset or bored.
uggg