Miley Cyrus & Justin Bieber’s Moms Want Them To Make A Solid Gold Baby

Even though they’re apparently too late, Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus had a power lunch together yesterday, according to TMZ, where let’s not pretend they didn’t make plans to force their kids to bang thus creating a Canadian/Kentuckyian hybrid that shats syrup diamonds while hovering above the earth in search of fried taters because the inbred gene’s always dominant. Just ask Britain.

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