Miley Cyrus & Justin Bieber’s Moms Want Them To Make A Solid Gold Baby

November 16th, 2012 // 58 Comments

Even though they’re apparently too late, Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus had a power lunch together yesterday, according to TMZ, where let’s not pretend they didn’t make plans to force their kids to bang thus creating a Canadian/Kentuckyian hybrid that shats syrup diamonds while hovering above the earth in search of fried taters because the inbred gene’s always dominant. Just ask Britain.

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    She was on a pro-active infomercial wasn’t she?

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    I’m going to open a skin care clinic featuring my own personal brand of skin cream. No dudes.

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    Moo Cow Hunter
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    Was hoping she removed some tattoos. But we all know she just confused the clinic with a tattoo parlor. After all they both work with skin. Who could blame her. (Pick me coach!)

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    Snack pack
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    Doug Hutchinson wants to slice off a piece of that!

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    Snack pack
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    Wouldn’t this be better as a video?

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    SIN
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    She must really love the feel of her clothes rubbing against her bare nipples.

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    Hank Hill
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    So not a big deal. Just a few zits. She’s probably just stressed or having hormone fluctuations, as all young adults do. But I’m sure there will be several assholes on here who (while keeping their own faces hidden) will knock her for it. Just remember…at the end of the day, she’s richer than you. Keep your head up Miley. I went through acne to when I was a late teen. It will go away.

    • JC

      That’s right, Miley. Someday you too will grow up and come to the defense of celebrities on the internet.

    • Jack Ketch

      I think the “issue” here is that she is filthy rich, as in a multi-millionaire, while she still HAS zits. It ain’t right … none of us will ever see a fraction of what she has in our whole lives. Kinda sucks, right ?

    • USDA Prime McBeef

      STFU, Manuel Noriega.

    • catapostrophe

      Now that you mention it, her skin DOES look pretty disgusting.

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    stupid
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    I’d love to enter that back door.

  9. Happy_Evil_Dude

    You mean “Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus’ MOTHERS had a power lunch together yesterday”…you’re slipping in your old age Fish.

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    JustJoking
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    This looks hormonal. She most likely just started birth control. Either that or she’s pregnant (anyone recall what Jessica Alba’s face looked like during her first pregnancy?? YIKES!). But from the looks of her tummy, she’s not prego. She’s not swollen in the least. So probably BC. I had very clear acne free skin until I went on the pill, and then I got a ton of acne until my body got used to it. Then it cleared up.

    • cclaire

      uhhhh– do you really think she JUST start BC??

      • JustJoking

        She probably switched types. The shot is known to aggrivate the skin more than the actual pill since it contains more estrogen. Even if she just swtiched pills, her skin would still react this way. Any time you mess with estrogen, whether it be BC or pregnancy or your period, it effects skin.

    • karlito

      you go on birth control so you can bang your brains out but then you get “tons of acne” that makes you look like a goaltender for a dart team…. now no one wants to bang you. what a waste of birth control.

    • An offensive joke about how Daddy gave her birth control when her period started, redacted.
      My apologies, gang. :D

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    Juch
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    Zoom in on the face and you’ll see why she’s at a skin care clinic.

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    Smapdi
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    “Hey, why is Kristen Stewart naked in the front seat of the car?”

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    Officelinebacker
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    the proactiv marketing department must have a gigantic erection over this photo.

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    The Pokey Little Sweater Puppies. Best kids book ever.

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    Creepy eye fucking best friend along for the ride I see.

  16. now she’s a hipster?

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    This must be the Instagram filter I don’t use.

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    cclaire
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    Drugs make your skin all kinds of screwed up

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    karlito
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    hope she’s not trying to remove those beautiful bumps on her chest.

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    The Royal Penis
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    Fuck her several times a day making sure she has multiple orgasm’s each time and watch that shit go away.

    Someone’s not doing their job. Of course, if she’d stop eating milk & cheese that’d probably help too.

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    The Grammar Police
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    Since when does orgasms have an apostrophe, Numpty?

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    Ah, youth. It sure was fun squeezing pimples.

  23. kery

    she is rich she should do something about it . hey when is her birthday ? i think she turns 20

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    elliotspitzer
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    You know what I heard is good for a woman’s skin? Well it starts with an “S” and ends with a “Don’t try to kiss me you nasty bitch!”
    .

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    Bigalkie
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    METH FACE

    • JustJoking

      You’re beyond ignorant. This is in NO way what “meth face” looks like. Meth actually produces holes or pits in the skin, not true acne like what Miley has in this pic. The holes are a result of the meth addict constantly picking at their skin due to an involuntary tick like occurence What’s pictured here is cystic acne. Most likely due to an influx in estrogen which makes me wonder is she’s pregnant. Try an educate yourself before you label people drug addicts just because you dont understand them or you are straight up jealous of their fame and money :)

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    little turtle head
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    MY EX-FIANCE’S FACE LOOKED LIKE THAT. I ALWAYS WONDERED WHY TILL I RAN INTO A GUY THAT WENT TO SCHOOL WITH HER. HE TOLD ME SHE BLEW MOST OF THE GUYS AT THEY’RE HIGH SCHOOL BUT THAT SHE DIDN’T LIKE TO SWALLOW SO SHE TOLD THE GUYS TO JIZZ ON HER FACE… I WISH I WOULDA KNEW THAT BEFORE WE HAD 3 KIDS TOGETHER.. :(:(:(:(

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    JJ
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    You can argue this 10 ways to Sunday; she is still fugly as the day is wide. Why Liam, why? You totally down graded, man.

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    Miss Moppet
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    I like how people are trying to diagnose her acne as though hormones or birth control are the only ways she could have it. Some people just have it genetically. Also she wears a lot of stage makeup which I’m sure wreaks havoc on the skin. But it could be any number of reasons, the main one being, she’s a human being and those things sometimes get acne. Being rich doesnt make you any less prone to it.

    • KC

      By people you mean one prolific poster. I agree with you though: She’s 19, she doesn’t need a reason to have a few pimples.

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    narm
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    no 19 year old has ever or will ever have acne as bad as the acne seen in this picture

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    shemp
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    Wow. This is the first ever pic of Miley that has made me think of her as being attractive. Nice boobs and nips, great abdomen and hips. There’s hope for her…

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    eww I cant belive these comments

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