I’ll cut right to the chase: I’ve been off for the past three days and I need pageviews to make sure I never have to wear pants and/or physically interact with other human beings to make a living. So here’s Miley Cyrus, Jessica Alba, Rosie Huntington-Whitely, Jennifer Morrison and Maria Menounos all wearing bikinis over the weekend because celebrities work really hard and need a vacation every one-to-two weeks or they could die.
On that note, we’ll be adding more as the day goes on, so swing back if you have a penis or need some motivation to start that New Year’s diet because I have no idea when Miley Cyrus got this skinny. I honestly thought she was just getting high and making Corn Pop Chalupas all this time.
UPDATE: Added Mischa Barton, Victoria Silvstedt and Lauren Stoner.
UPDATE: Dropped Aida Yespica and Claudia Galanti on The Crap We Missed.
Photos: Bauer-Griffin, Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News Splash News
I suppose now she’ll be getting accused of getting breast reduction surgery
Now Miley is not only fugly but she stinks too.
She’s so effen ugly
hot hot hot
Listening to or watching her speak in person must be one of the most disgusting things a person could do–because of her crummy mouth.
Now that’s not bad, except for the whole Billy Ray stank still clinging to her
She’s a bit of a hunchback, and her worth as a person is significantly diminished by how her voice sounds and the way her mouth looks when it moves; but in this particular photo–for Miley Cyrus–she looks okay.
Na, she’s just sucking in her stomach, and the bikinitops does nothing for her boobs.
To further prove that she is not skinny – look at her thights. Still touching at the top of the thights.
That said – I want that body! (But I’m lazy. And not stalked by photogs. So whatever :p )
At least she’s legal and doesn’t have a ton of plastic surgery….yet. Beating many Disney stars if you look at it like that.
I just hope she keeps her butt pure for me.
is that a tat under her left….never mind my twisted fantasy
Miley cyrus looks like a dirty trashy bitch and when she talks it sounds like she has a frog stuck in her throat.She is such a disgusting bitch she should just go f**k her dad again the dirty insist bitch!!.
Wow.
Man, she must be annoyed!! This girl is trying to relax on the beach and some idiot can’t stop taking pics of her. She is on a cellphone people is this news?? Leave her alone!!! I think the paps take it a little to far sometimes just saying!!
She looks like she in 1995 with the way she is dressing.
Looks like a pubic hair to me!
I wonder if her dad knows what I’d do to that?
He’s probably done it.