Miley Cyrus, Jessica Alba and A Whole Buttload Of Random Celebs in Bikinis

January 3rd, 2012 // 18 Comments
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I’ll cut right to the chase: I’ve been off for the past three days and I need pageviews to make sure I never have to wear pants and/or physically interact with other human beings to make a living. So here’s Miley Cyrus, Jessica Alba, Rosie Huntington-Whitely, Jennifer Morrison and Maria Menounos all wearing bikinis over the weekend because celebrities work really hard and need a vacation every one-to-two weeks or they could die.

On that note, we’ll be adding more as the day goes on, so swing back if you have a penis or need some motivation to start that New Year’s diet because I have no idea when Miley Cyrus got this skinny. I honestly thought she was just getting high and making Corn Pop Chalupas all this time.

UPDATE: Added Mischa Barton, Victoria Silvstedt and Lauren Stoner.

UPDATE: Dropped Aida Yespica and Claudia Galanti on The Crap We Missed.

Photos: Bauer-Griffin, Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News Splash News

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    DeucePickle
    Commented on this photo:

    I suppose now she’ll be getting accused of getting breast reduction surgery

  2. Urbanspaceman

    Now Miley is not only fugly but she stinks too.

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    King Diamond
    Commented on this photo:

    She’s so effen ugly

  4. Taylor Swift's Tampon String

    hot hot hot

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    catapostrophe
    Commented on this photo:

    Listening to or watching her speak in person must be one of the most disgusting things a person could do–because of her crummy mouth.

  6. Now that’s not bad, except for the whole Billy Ray stank still clinging to her

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    catapostrophe
    Commented on this photo:

    She’s a bit of a hunchback, and her worth as a person is significantly diminished by how her voice sounds and the way her mouth looks when it moves; but in this particular photo–for Miley Cyrus–she looks okay.

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    Whatever
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    Na, she’s just sucking in her stomach, and the bikinitops does nothing for her boobs.
    To further prove that she is not skinny – look at her thights. Still touching at the top of the thights.

    That said – I want that body! (But I’m lazy. And not stalked by photogs. So whatever :p )

  9. bored why else?

    At least she’s legal and doesn’t have a ton of plastic surgery….yet. Beating many Disney stars if you look at it like that.

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    Ryan Seacrest
    Commented on this photo:

    I just hope she keeps her butt pure for me.

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    Im a lefty
    Commented on this photo:

    is that a tat under her left….never mind my twisted fantasy

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    CHRISLILLYISBEST
    Commented on this photo:

    Miley cyrus looks like a dirty trashy bitch and when she talks it sounds like she has a frog stuck in her throat.She is such a disgusting bitch she should just go f**k her dad again the dirty insist bitch!!.

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    bri
    Commented on this photo:

    Man, she must be annoyed!! This girl is trying to relax on the beach and some idiot can’t stop taking pics of her. She is on a cellphone people is this news?? Leave her alone!!! I think the paps take it a little to far sometimes just saying!!

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    Shannon
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    She looks like she in 1995 with the way she is dressing.

  15. Miley Cyrus Bikini
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    Looks like a pubic hair to me!

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    Hank E. Ring
    Commented on this photo:

    I wonder if her dad knows what I’d do to that?

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