Miley Cyrus, Jessica Alba and A Whole Buttload Of Random Celebs in Bikinis

The Superficial / January 3, 2012

I’ll cut right to the chase: I’ve been off for the past three days and I need pageviews to make sure I never have to wear pants and/or physically interact with other human beings to make a living. So here’s Miley Cyrus, Jessica Alba, Rosie Huntington-Whitely, Jennifer Morrison and Maria Menounos all wearing bikinis over the weekend because celebrities work really hard and need a vacation every one-to-two weeks or they could die.

On that note, we’ll be adding more as the day goes on, so swing back if you have a penis or need some motivation to start that New Year’s diet because I have no idea when Miley Cyrus got this skinny. I honestly thought she was just getting high and making Corn Pop Chalupas all this time.

UPDATE: Added Mischa Barton, Victoria Silvstedt and Lauren Stoner.

UPDATE: Dropped Aida Yespica and Claudia Galanti on The Crap We Missed.

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