Miley Cyrus Is Sexy, Y’All

February 8th, 2012 // 70 Comments

“Darn tootin’.”

Here’s Miley Cyrus shopping at Bed, Bath and Beyond yesterday where she walked around in torn booty shorts carrying a Starbucks per the guidebook Britney Spears wrote for her inside an old KFC bucket. Granted, it wasn’t so much a guidebook as a doodle of Grimace proposing to Britney with a Big Mac, the message was there. The message was there.

Photos: Splash News

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  1. Anonymous

    First!

  2. Billy Ray

    In before the std’s.

  3. teledildonics

    diarrhea slut

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    Lita
    Commented on this photo:

    Sexy like a middle-aged prostitute.

  5. The Kilted Yaksman

    Nothing says desperate attention whore…

  6. Hillbilly Fashion consultant

    This ensemble is perfect for shopping OR lounging by the cement pond…

  7. tom

    Vulgar uneducated american teenager.

  8. Miley Cyrus Booty Shorts Garters
    Commented on this photo:

    I assume she bought that t-shirt at the same website she got all of her other 1980′s concert shirts from. How edgy of her…I bet she used paypal too, cuz that’s just how hardcore she is.

  9. JC

    Sexiest hobo chipmunk prostitute EVAR!

  10. Pedro

    Damn, I’d fuck her silly

  11. SFRowGuy

    I agree. No one says ‘Sexy’ quite like a hooker.

  12. Frank Burns

    “$3.50! Dang, I done had better coffee back in Possum Holler.”

  13. Kodos

    are you proud, ‘Merica?

    • Deryn

      Hey. We chased her out when she turned from Hannah Montana into … that. THAT, is Australia and Australian penises’ doing.

  14. Johnny P!

    Looking disappointed that “Bed, Bath & Beyond” doesn’t stand for: “Quick fuck on a piss-stained mattress, Whore’s bath at a service station sink, & Back to the truck stop to score another trick”.
    Growin’ up can shatter so many innocent illusions.

  15. Jake

    As linked from Gawker, Miley banged her boyfriend’s brother.

    http://www.crazydaysandnights.net/2012/02/todays-blind-items_07.html

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    Ben Dover
    Commented on this photo:

    Yikes that’s nasty

  17. Massive purse, sixty-five pockets in the outfit, still carrying the phone.

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    T-bag
    Commented on this photo:

    She’s only 1/2″ of eyeliner and a “F*ck Me, Satan” tee away from becoming the official president of Taylor Momsen’s Fan Club.

  19. EricLr

    Looks like she’s on lunch break from the set of “The Heidi Fleiss Story.” Can’t blame her for wanting to wash her mouth out after that shoot.

  20. T-bag

    She’s only 1/2″ of eyeliner and a “F*ck Me, Satan” tee away from becoming the official president of Taylor Momsen’s Fan Club.

  21. fooey

    She’s the Picasso of fashion. Bedazzled mom jeans cut into shorts, lingerie on the outside, and Charlie’s jacket from It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia.

    • EricLr

      “Charlie’s jacket from It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia”

      No, they both just shop at the same dumpster.

  22. james

    when you put on garters and stockings to go to bed bath and beyond, you need to just go home, sit down, breathe, and think about what youre doing.

  23. I’m trying to figure out what the garters are connected to.

  24. lizzie

    they’re not garters, they’re tights.

    you all are morons.

  25. mrsmass

    does she shower, ever?

  26. Miley Cyrus Booty Shorts Garters
    Commented on this photo:

    Nothing like a little Starbuck’s to celebrate successful raids on the Salvation Army drop-off bins of Los Angeles.

  27. dontkillthemessenger

    How did she get Charlize Theron’s wardrobe from the movie “Monster”? In 10 years, we’ll be asking how did she get the face too?

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    Adam
    Commented on this photo:

    He face is stuck mid-transformation between where it was and where she wants it to be. It’s a national crisis.

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    Adam
    Commented on this photo:

    Finally, an angle this set of photos can be enjoyed from.

  30. alex

    The only word that comes to mind is….

    stupid.

  31. Nothing like a little Starbuck’s to celebrate successful raids on the Salvation Army drop-off bins of Los Angeles.

    • Dee

      so, what would you all prefer for her to wear? some hollister instead?

      kids got a different sense of style, so the fuck what? are you all angry cause she isnt love normal enough? even if shed been wearing a t shirt and jeans youd all be insulting her. idiots.

  32. D-chi

    You know, that’s exactly what my hair looks like right now, except for the color.

  33. Sliver

    Teenage hooker.

  34. SisterRay

    Ok now I feel strange. I’ve just been put in a situation where the sentence, “Taylor Momsen does it better,” applies.

  35. butt juice

    I could not figure out what would prompt somebody to wear that ridiculous excuse for an outfit out in public without an ounce of shame or embarrassment, and then I remembered the redneck backwater trash in question.

  36. frcrkr

    She’s gotta stop shopping with the Olsen twins…

  37. lolz

    Brintney Spears in 3…2 …1…

  38. Clown Shoes

    Dressing in absolute dark. It’s all the rage.

  39. forrest gump

    this HIGH SCHOOL DROPOUT is a role model for the job & homeless of america!!!!!!!!

  40. forrest gump

    ………….or try SUICIDE?

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    VtFarmboy
    Commented on this photo:

    My God, I have picked up better looking 20 dollar crack whores.

  42. lola

    NO one noticed her knock off Van Halen 1984 t-shirt. That’s the biggest travesty of all!

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    spartacus
    Commented on this photo:

    “sure baby, you’re a real stallion……”

  44. Miley Cyrus Booty Shorts Garters
    spartacus
    Commented on this photo:

    Quack Quack QUAAAAACKK

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    javi
    Commented on this photo:

    this bitch azz, is such a white trash..
    Plus, when she smiles..she looks like chucky (that doll from the 80′s)
    bitch, seriously…just stop!

  46. The Royal Penis

    If I see this thing walking down the street I pull over in front of her and wave a $20 bill through the open window…

    5 mins. later sucked well dry I’d continue on my day.

  47. TheListener

    She’s dressed like a whore and couldn’t care less. Oh, well.

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    popGeezer
    Commented on this photo:

    did not know Disney had put the “Sucker Punch” TV series in production yet!

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    Stupid
    Commented on this photo:

    Not a single one of you basement dwelling homos would throw her out of bed.

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    Pascalecake
    Commented on this photo:

    How is this outfit in any way slutty?

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