“Darn tootin’.”
Here’s Miley Cyrus shopping at Bed, Bath and Beyond yesterday where she walked around in torn booty shorts carrying a Starbucks per the guidebook Britney Spears wrote for her inside an old KFC bucket. Granted, it wasn’t so much a guidebook as a doodle of Grimace proposing to Britney with a Big Mac, the message was there. The message was there.
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First!
In before the std’s.
diarrhea slut
Sexy like a middle-aged prostitute.
She looks like Charlize Theron in “Monster”. But worse.
Nothing says desperate attention whore…
she’s actually copying Paris Hilton who wore this the other day who was out shopping wearing the same “whore” hose.
Oh, good for her! Everyone needs a role model. *eye roll*
its weird how these comments were posted at 2:05 pm today, when it’s only 1:41 p.m………
whaat…its only 1:42 in california…I guess this site is on east coast time? lol
This ensemble is perfect for shopping OR lounging by the cement pond…
She’s promoting her new “Daisy Duke Mom Jeans Fusion Look”.
Vulgar uneducated american teenager.
Lotta redundancy in that statement.
I assume she bought that t-shirt at the same website she got all of her other 1980′s concert shirts from. How edgy of her…I bet she used paypal too, cuz that’s just how hardcore she is.
Sexiest hobo chipmunk prostitute EVAR!
Damn, I’d fuck her silly
I agree. No one says ‘Sexy’ quite like a hooker.
“$3.50! Dang, I done had better coffee back in Possum Holler.”
are you proud, ‘Merica?
Hey. We chased her out when she turned from Hannah Montana into … that. THAT, is Australia and Australian penises’ doing.
Looking disappointed that “Bed, Bath & Beyond” doesn’t stand for: “Quick fuck on a piss-stained mattress, Whore’s bath at a service station sink, & Back to the truck stop to score another trick”.
Growin’ up can shatter so many innocent illusions.
As linked from Gawker, Miley banged her boyfriend’s brother.
http://www.crazydaysandnights.net/2012/02/todays-blind-items_07.html
Oh, freaking, gross.
Can someone please deport those two dumb looking Australian brothers back to Australia.
Nah, Chris Hemsworth is Thor. End of story.
Yikes that’s nasty
Massive purse, sixty-five pockets in the outfit, still carrying the phone.
She’s only 1/2″ of eyeliner and a “F*ck Me, Satan” tee away from becoming the official president of Taylor Momsen’s Fan Club.
Looks like she’s on lunch break from the set of “The Heidi Fleiss Story.” Can’t blame her for wanting to wash her mouth out after that shoot.
She’s only 1/2″ of eyeliner and a “F*ck Me, Satan” tee away from becoming the official president of Taylor Momsen’s Fan Club.
She’s the Picasso of fashion. Bedazzled mom jeans cut into shorts, lingerie on the outside, and Charlie’s jacket from It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia.
“Charlie’s jacket from It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia”
No, they both just shop at the same dumpster.
when you put on garters and stockings to go to bed bath and beyond, you need to just go home, sit down, breathe, and think about what youre doing.
I’m trying to figure out what the garters are connected to.
they’re not garters, they’re tights.
you all are morons.
Perhaps so, but we’re straight morons
We’re morons? At least we can wear actual garters and not tights with freakin’ GARTERS PAINTED ON. It’s all in the opposable thumb, baby.
It’s a galloping fungus, Lizzie. Heading straight down to her webbed toes.
does she shower, ever?
Nothing like a little Starbuck’s to celebrate successful raids on the Salvation Army drop-off bins of Los Angeles.
Shit. I meant this to be on the main page. Reposting it over there.
How did she get Charlize Theron’s wardrobe from the movie “Monster”? In 10 years, we’ll be asking how did she get the face too?
He face is stuck mid-transformation between where it was and where she wants it to be. It’s a national crisis.
Finally, an angle this set of photos can be enjoyed from.
The only word that comes to mind is….
stupid.
Nothing like a little Starbuck’s to celebrate successful raids on the Salvation Army drop-off bins of Los Angeles.
so, what would you all prefer for her to wear? some hollister instead?
kids got a different sense of style, so the fuck what? are you all angry cause she isnt love normal enough? even if shed been wearing a t shirt and jeans youd all be insulting her. idiots.
You know, that’s exactly what my hair looks like right now, except for the color.
Teenage hooker.
Ok now I feel strange. I’ve just been put in a situation where the sentence, “Taylor Momsen does it better,” applies.
I could not figure out what would prompt somebody to wear that ridiculous excuse for an outfit out in public without an ounce of shame or embarrassment, and then I remembered the redneck backwater trash in question.
She’s gotta stop shopping with the Olsen twins…
Brintney Spears in 3…2 …1…
or Britney* Damn it, wine!
Dressing in absolute dark. It’s all the rage.
this HIGH SCHOOL DROPOUT is a role model for the job & homeless of america!!!!!!!!
………….or try SUICIDE?
My God, I have picked up better looking 20 dollar crack whores.
NO one noticed her knock off Van Halen 1984 t-shirt. That’s the biggest travesty of all!
“sure baby, you’re a real stallion……”
Quack Quack QUAAAAACKK
this bitch azz, is such a white trash..
Plus, when she smiles..she looks like chucky (that doll from the 80′s)
bitch, seriously…just stop!
If I see this thing walking down the street I pull over in front of her and wave a $20 bill through the open window…
5 mins. later sucked well dry I’d continue on my day.
She’s dressed like a whore and couldn’t care less. Oh, well.
did not know Disney had put the “Sucker Punch” TV series in production yet!
Not a single one of you basement dwelling homos would throw her out of bed.
How is this outfit in any way slutty?