Subtlety, Y’All, How Does It Work?

May 12th, 2014 // 44 Comments

Here’s Miley Cyrus performing at G-A-Y in London Friday night where she followed the number one of show business: Give the audience what they want. Which in this case was seeing what it would look like if Justin Bieber ate and rode a giant penis, so that’s exactly what they got. Almost right to the letter.

Photos: Vantagenews/Xposure/AKM-GSI

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  1. “Guys, she just thinks this is another cake. Trust me on this.” – Liam Hemsworth

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    JB
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    Kelsey Grammer and John Cryer can’t have a good time anywhere…

  3. How nice of Justin to lend her one of his toys. I hope she cleaned it first.

  4. Buttplug

    Inbreeding. It’s the new gay.

  5. Lady Gaga

    With your sperm and my egg we could make the most avant-garde doushetastic famewhore to ever steal money away from pre-pubecent girls, fat teen girls and gay boys.

  6. Khloe: “Guys, has anyone seen my dildo?”

  7. thebutlerdidit

    Cracked up when I saw the pearl-clutching headline about this on the NY Post, claiming that patrons at G-A-Y were shocked and scandalized by a blow up penis. Yes, one of the most over the top gay clubs in the world’s patrons had to take a lie-down with a cold head cloth. One thing about Miley, she might act outrageous in her camel toe leotards, but in her real life, she doesn’t even date.

  8. The general public doesn’t go for subtlety. They like things shoved in their faces.

    Anyway, I’ve always wanted to see Miley with a dick shoved in her face. I was hoping it would be mine, though. Hey, you can’t have everything.

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    Cock Dr
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    Are you still noticing that the songs suck? Are so easily distracted? Would you like to pick up a few $85 tickets and take your Hannah Montana obsessed daughters to the show?

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    Cock Dr
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    Is that Ms “no pasties can tame my nipples” Ashley? Doesn’t look heavy enough…turn her over so that we can get a better ID on the latest Cyrus tour victim.

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    I really am surprised we haven’t gotten a sex tape of her yet. Her concerts seem to be preview trailers for it.

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    I thought it was Selena Gomez that was hanging out with the Jenner girls, not Miley.

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    A mysterious assailant has been smacking the asses of all the backup dancers. Thankfully Detective Robert Goren is on the case.

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    Whoa. I surprisingly didn’t see this one coming. I can fap to this.

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    Here’s a head-scratcher for ya: Which one is more vacant?

  16. JC

    I assume that her show will eventually devolve into an hour and a half of her screaming “Vagina! Penis! Vagina! Penis!” and nothing else.

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    Urbanspaceman
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    Yeah, whatever. What I want to know is who comes up with this shit for Miley? Does she come up with it herself? Someone “creative” on her payroll? Just wondering.

    • Dave Ain't Here, Man

      I assume it was someone who saw the Rolling Stones’ 1975 tour, when they used the same types of props.

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    Um….is that Katie Perry under the shaft?

  19. I’d say “daddy must be proud”, except that would be intended as irony, and I’m not sure Billy Ray understands what a train wreck he’s raised his daughter to be…or rather that he let his daughter raise herself to be.

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    “NOT STOP! NOT STOP!”
    —Grawp

  21. Chief Brody

    “We’re gonna need a bigger vagina”.

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    KISSmeMiley
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    When you have no talent showmanship is all you have left.

    When KISS took off their makeup, their career went into a tailspin.

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    anonymous
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    This picture explains where she got the idea for the shape of her stupid haircut.

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    cc
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    She’s a twit BUT I can’t say that I’d mind…at all.

  25. AndrewMacCloud

    she must be shooting her new video for her upcoming new song Wrecking Penis! another sweet teenager tune….

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    This is gonna be some good porn!

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    Let me guess, the little lady’s name is Sybian.

  28. I bet it’s not the first and won’t be the last time that a dick touch those lips or any other hole in her body.

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    wildhaddock
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    fishfinger

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    Whitney
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    You can always count on Destiny Hope Cyrus to come up with something classy & sophisticated. Way to go Miley, Col. Sanders must be turing over in his grave.

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    DaKBro
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    Miley Virus keeping it classy.

  32. btreese

    She reminds me of what Clay Aiken would look like in drag….

  33. Maybe we should create a pool as to when she’s going to say “to hell with it” and finally make a video of all that America wants to see.

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    Probably doesn’t have the first clue about how to give a good blow job. meh.

  35. Swearin

    So, Miley is playing shows in gay clubs now? Lady Gaga is going to cut a bitch.

  36. She is just a couple more songs away from actually having live lesbian sex on stage…

    Are we sure this is actually Miley cirus and not her porn star lookalike, Miley may?? Is there a difference at this point?

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    Great day in the morning!

    Now back to bed.

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