Miley Cyrus Is In The Hospital

The Superficial | April 16, 2014 - 11:03 am

Yup, that’s her.

Miley Cyrus was reportedly hospitalized last night and forced to cancel her Kansas City concert after suffering an allergic reaction to antibiotics, according to TMZ, or a case of the sads because her dog died, according to Hollywood Life. As for which one’s the truth, I couldn’t possibly give a shit because did you see Heidi Klum’s boobs? They’re naked. Completely naked. Think of them as my Malaysia Flight 370 except I actually found them and reunited them with their family, so Wolf Blitzer can suck it in the beard-dick.

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