Miley Cyrus Is In The Hospital

By: The Superficial / April 16, 2014

Yup, that’s her.

Miley Cyrus was reportedly hospitalized last night and forced to cancel her Kansas City concert after suffering an allergic reaction to antibiotics, according to TMZ, or a case of the sads because her dog died, according to Hollywood Life. As for which one’s the truth, I couldn’t possibly give a shit because did you see Heidi Klum‘s boobs? They’re naked. Completely naked. Think of them as my Malaysia Flight 370 except I actually found them and reunited them with their family, so Wolf Blitzer can suck it in the beard-dick.

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