Miley Cyrus Is In The Hospital

April 16th, 2014 // 15 Comments
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Yup, that’s her.

Miley Cyrus was reportedly hospitalized last night and forced to cancel her Kansas City concert after suffering an allergic reaction to antibiotics, according to TMZ, or a case of the sads because her dog died, according to Hollywood Life. As for which one’s the truth, I couldn’t possibly give a shit because did you see Heidi Klum‘s boobs? They’re naked. Completely naked. Think of them as my Malaysia Flight 370 except I actually found them and reunited them with their family, so Wolf Blitzer can suck it in the beard-dick.

Photos: Twitter / MPNC/AKM-GSI

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  1. Her skank had a bad reaction to the antibiotics.

  2. cc

    It’s her body’s way of telling her ‘SHUT THE FUCK UP!’

  3. dude heidi klum looks like a skeleton with tara reids boobs taped to it
    sad

  4. Game of Lawn Chairs

    Translation: by allergic reaction they mean overdose. By antibiotics, drugs. By hospitalized, Betty Ford Center. And by canceled, no one bought tickets. Everything else is true as stated.

  5. TheGhost

    She probably has an acute yeast infection

  6. Oh no Billy Ray gave her the clap again.

  7. EDWARD ELIZABETH HITLER

    Why is it when I scrolled past this article I read “Miley Cyrus sodomized last night in forced anal?”

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    Eat your vegetables fatties!

  9. Molly is an antibiotic?

  10. Goose

    Celeb jihad does this joke better.

  11. Get well soon, Miley.

  12. poop

    Damn. I guess you’ve never lost a pet before?

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    That’s one monkey I might think twice about before spanking. Then do it anyways cuz I never learn.

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    Christine
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    I wish I could fast forward 15 years to see when he will inevitably act like Gary Busey and look like Macauly Culkin

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