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Obviously Miley has access to a time machine where she travelled back to obtain those shorts from 1990 where they were also horrible. The top is pretty hot though.
She stole those shorts out of my mind after I ate a peyote button and stared at a wall for 3 hours.
I can only imagine what her wedding dress will look like,
Realtree Max-4
Now lemme see if I can push a matching pair to one of these without prolapsing.
Why would you post that Nic Cage thing? Why would anyone think that’s ever an appropriate sentence?
Big Lots babe
If there’s a little Cyrus in there it’s been implanted for less than 48 hours.
Someone alert Richard Gere, he needs to take her shopping.
The boots will be the only thing that stay on while we do what we do.
I assume the guy in the back is the pimp.
What is that on her leg?
It’s yellow but not running down her leg. So, we know she’s not excited. After shameless examination it’s a thin gold chain.
What is it with this chick and granny pants?
guy behind her: “Oh my Gaddd, eeees the Hanna Montana prostituta!”
She is delightfully dirty, have to love her. She must have at least 50 sex tapes out there, I can’t believe one has not leaked out yet.
Disney seems to just churn these girls out one by one. i guess being the biggest pedophile organization in the entertainment business will make these girls act all slutty when start to grow up.
His eyes are saying “that bitch mine”
I nominate her for worst dressed celebrity
I have a definite boot fetish, but it’s very specific: it encompasses every gal EXCEPT for Miley.
So that’s kinda neat.
As long as she doesn’t open her mouth to speak, I would bang the Billy Bob out of her 24/7.
What’s she got in her pants?
Seriously, who the fuck dresses this retard?
Kanye?
I weep for the Navajo woman who realizes her cultural designs are part of Miley Cyrus’ hooker ensemble.
Y’all remember I’s bein in here yesterday? All y’all work on co-mission right? Big mista…. shit, you got another one of those corn dogs?
Hmm, a Goth hooker dressed for a kid’s party. No, that makes no sense at all. Oh, it’s Miley. It still doesn’t make sense, but it’s an explanation at least.
Guy in the back is thinking “that dye job isn’t so hot. She should’ve let me do her hair. I’d a do it way better!”
thanks 4 ruing pix there sambo
What happened to her short hair?