Miley Cyrus Dressed Like A Hooker Again? Get Out. And Other News.

July 25th, 2012 // 30 Comments

- There’s blood in the water and Twi-hards are actually defending Kristen Stewart? This is your chance to get Edward! [Hollywoodite]

- The latest Russian mail-order brides are in. [theCHIVE]

- Kristen Stewart‘s people were tipped off on Monday about the Us Weekly photos. Here’s how they handled it. [Lainey Gossip]

- 42 Reasons Why Nicolas Cage is The Greatest Actor Of Our Generation [BuzzFeed]

- TJ Jackson wants custody of Michael’s kids now. Wait. Who the hell’s TJ? [Dlisted]

- Leonardo DiCaprio is still banging this. [Popoholic]

- And here’s Candice Swanepoel in lingerie because she’s probably next. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Mariah Carey doesn’t look Photoshopped at all for American Idol promo shot. [TooFab]

- Pixie Geldof topless, anyone? [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Lisa Lampanelli had 80% of her stomach removed. [Starpulse]

- Every 3D Movie Is The Same [FilmDrunk]

- Katy Perry‘s shilling potato chips now. [HuffPost Entertainment]

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  1. Obviously Miley has access to a time machine where she travelled back to obtain those shorts from 1990 where they were also horrible. The top is pretty hot though.

    • USDA Prime McBeef

      She stole those shorts out of my mind after I ate a peyote button and stared at a wall for 3 hours.

  2. virginia

    I can only imagine what her wedding dress will look like,

  3. Miley Cyrus Bra Mesh Shirt Booty Shorts Sunglasses
    tidbit
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    Now lemme see if I can push a matching pair to one of these without prolapsing.

  4. Colin

    Why would you post that Nic Cage thing? Why would anyone think that’s ever an appropriate sentence?

  5. Dan Quayle

    Big Lots babe

  6. Cock Dr

    If there’s a little Cyrus in there it’s been implanted for less than 48 hours.

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    StayPuft Overlord
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    Someone alert Richard Gere, he needs to take her shopping.

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    Commented on this photo:

    The boots will be the only thing that stay on while we do what we do.

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    Inner Retard
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    I assume the guy in the back is the pimp.

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    Dick Smokehand
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    What is that on her leg?

    • Log One

      It’s yellow but not running down her leg. So, we know she’s not excited. After shameless examination it’s a thin gold chain.

  11. Log One

    What is it with this chick and granny pants?

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    Crissy
    Commented on this photo:

    guy behind her: “Oh my Gaddd, eeees the Hanna Montana prostituta!”

  13. El Jefe

    She is delightfully dirty, have to love her. She must have at least 50 sex tapes out there, I can’t believe one has not leaked out yet.

    • karlito

      Disney seems to just churn these girls out one by one. i guess being the biggest pedophile organization in the entertainment business will make these girls act all slutty when start to grow up.

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    Tyler Perry
    Commented on this photo:

    His eyes are saying “that bitch mine”

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    yves
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    I nominate her for worst dressed celebrity

  16. I have a definite boot fetish, but it’s very specific: it encompasses every gal EXCEPT for Miley.

    So that’s kinda neat.

  17. (not so) Little Jimmy

    As long as she doesn’t open her mouth to speak, I would bang the Billy Bob out of her 24/7.

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    Bonehead
    Commented on this photo:

    What’s she got in her pants?

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    No
    Commented on this photo:

    Seriously, who the fuck dresses this retard?

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    Bionic_Crouton
    Commented on this photo:

    I weep for the Navajo woman who realizes her cultural designs are part of Miley Cyrus’ hooker ensemble.

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    BorrisMorris
    Commented on this photo:

    Y’all remember I’s bein in here yesterday? All y’all work on co-mission right? Big mista…. shit, you got another one of those corn dogs?

  22. Rapsutin's Evil Twin

    Hmm, a Goth hooker dressed for a kid’s party. No, that makes no sense at all. Oh, it’s Miley. It still doesn’t make sense, but it’s an explanation at least.

  23. zee

    Guy in the back is thinking “that dye job isn’t so hot. She should’ve let me do her hair. I’d a do it way better!”

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    dubyah
    Commented on this photo:

    thanks 4 ruing pix there sambo

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    Bob the what
    Commented on this photo:

    What happened to her short hair?

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