Miley Cyrus Wants To Give Gay Marriage The Finger? I Don’t Get It

August 1st, 2011 // 72 Comments

Gay rights advocate Miley Cyrus unveiled her latest tattoo, an equal sign representin’ marriage equality, on Twitter over the weekend that apparently you can only see when she’s non-verbally suggestin’ you kindly fuck yourself. Although in her defense, it looks like she’s runnin’ out of room, and she done did save the spot on her cooter flap for her daddy to write a new song about Sugar Smacks. Also, I do declare she likes to tweeter them pappy pillows which, granted, ain’t no Barbadian Hooch Parade, thems’ll do, pig. Thems’ll do.

EDIT: So apparently I’m a genius and this is her ring finger. If it makes you feel any better, now I can’t get laid by telling women I’m the number one seller at Kay’s anymore.

Photos: Twitter

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  1. sean

    that’s not her middle finger.

  2. Chris

    Looks like her ring finger, actually.

  3. Amanda

    that’s her ring finger. not middle.

  4. Mandy

    Love you Fish, but like others said, it’s her ring finger.

  5. Venom

    Anatomy lesson 101, the finger next to the pinky is the ring finger. lol

  6. MarkM

    I guess the heart on her pinky is for rednecks that like to have sex with goats!

  7. It is her ring finger. However, it is on her right hand. Wedding bands are located on the ring finger of the left hand.

  8. bing

    She really has ugly hands. Everything in her screams vulgarity anyway.

  9. rough

    She knows a lot for such a young age. Id like to stuff her panties in her mouth.

  10. eh the fact she’s a mountain girl supporting gay marriage doubles her stock. but no nudity, the fact it’s yet another retard tat, and she’s closer to 19 than 18 means she’s still penny stock as a woman.. (millions notwithstanding)

    • apparently the christians are pissed off that she’s supporting gay marriage because she’s supposed to be their little conservative right wing tramp, not some little liberal left wing tramp.

      The christians really need to get a grip on what their bible says anyway. It doesn’t prohibit gay marriage, only gay sex…and that only between two men. Like most of the rest of life, the bible doesn’t give a fuck what two women are up to.

      • excellent distinction. yeah as someone pointed out maybe last week (fish?) the bible also includes a dude (lot?) who did his two daughters drunk. i’m guessing that’s billy ray’s favorite book.. the bible and organized religion is such horseshit i can’t fathom how in an information age it’s even still here??

      • unless they are fucking horses,dogs,goats or other farm animals. or family members that are 1st cousins or closer.

      • PoorMaryKelly

        I thought Ann Colter was their conservative right wing tramp.Also, we bitches can fuck anything with a pulse and still get into heaven? Score! Miley shoulda had equal signs branded on her nipples so when she gets excited or cold she gets equal pop-ups.

      • Johnny Cage

        @Mcfeely

        Erm…I think if it’s restricting gay sex, I think it’s safe to say gay marriage is blocked too. The actual term the Bible uses is “man laying down with man”. Laying down tends to happen a lot in marriage. That’s kind of like saying Nazis aren’t allowed to kill Jews, but forcefully lining them up in front of a railroad is free game.

        And since when are Christians the only top target for pro-gay marriage angst? If I remember correctly the Jewish Torah and Islamic Koran also prohibit gay marriage and sex. Also atheists under communist governments were known to round up homosexuals as well. Guess the Right-Wing has more of a religious arsenal than we once thought! 0_0

    • Satan

      It was Lot’s daughters that got HIM DRUNK and they they had sex with him when he was passed out. Get the story straight! Look up Genesis 19:30-38

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    Makenzie
    Commented on this photo:

    Because getting an equals sign on your ring finger is going to make people listen to you.

  12. Let me be the first to point out that it is not her middle finger, but her ring finger.

    I’m surprised nobody else noticed that.

  13. Is that like a water line mark on how far she can cram her fingers into her asshole? I figured she was at least 3rd knuckle deep by now getting ready to fist.

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    Scott
    Commented on this photo:

    “Look at dem puppies!”

  15. Roman

    You choose to pose this horseshit rather than her bikini pics that just surfaced in Orchard Lake? SMDH.

  16. jd

    How many prison tats is this skank going to get before she decides it’s enough?

  17. “and she done did save the spot on her cooter flap for her daddy to write a new song about Sugar Smacks”
    You write a lot of funny stuff on here, but that was truly classic!

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    bassackwards
    Commented on this photo:

    Hmmmm…..maybe this would’ve gotten more attention if she had it tatooed on her “Taint!”, or possibly just above her asshole, as to be seen only whilst spreading her sweek cheeks to allow entry of the ever so elusive thick black cock……oh wait, shit, was that outloud? Dayum

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    bassackwards
    Commented on this photo:

    Awww……loook……. 3 furry little bitches…..

  20. The superficial writer is a dumbass

    Wrong finger dumbass

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    bassackwards
    Commented on this photo:

    yep…..would’ve been better if you could see the whole shirt…

    Brother Jimmy’s
    BBC
    (Big Black Cock)

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    JosieBelle
    Commented on this photo:

    The rumpled hair, come hither look and shirt belonging to “Brother Jimmy’s”…this girl is just a walking incest joke.

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    bassackwards
    Commented on this photo:

    and there you have it…… He may not look like much above the belt, but……

  24. Wonder what Billy Ray Cyrus’s bung smells like. Don’t know why this picture made me think of that.

  25. slappy magoo

    If it’s an equality sign, on her ring finger, maybe that means she wants to marry a girl. In which case, Fish, you still have a shot.

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    I don't get it
    Commented on this photo:

    That’s not ballpoint ink?

  27. JC

    I, too, have long dreamt of getting a finger tatt that looks like I accidentally cut myself with a disposable razor. Well played, Miley.

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    Commented on this photo:

    I don’t know which is worse here, the gayness or the obvious results of miscegenation between people and lizards. But I do know this is proof of why the Bible tells us it’s wrong.

  29. kimmykimkim

    That’s gay.

  30. The Listener

    I thought Miley wanted to act. This is going to make it harder to get a role if she keeps getting more and more tattoos. The makeup artists are going to have to work hard to keep covering them up if she keeps adding tattoos all over her body. Enough already.

    • slappy magoo

      Yes, two lines on the side of a ring finger will be a tremendous pain in the balls for a professional makeup artist to cover up. It will be the one thing that wiil make it difficult for me Miley Cyrus IS the character she’s playing in any given movie I won’t be watching.

  31. lexander

    Looks like it’s been drawn on with blue pen and then she thought, oh shit, that won’t look real, and retraced it in black.

  32. You see an “equal sign”, I see a “depth marker”.

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    Gordon GEICO
    Commented on this photo:

    I knew Tupac wasn’t dead.

  34. Angus

    I don’t get it. The symbol for gay marriage is two STRAIGHT lines? LOL Shouldn’t be two penises or scissoring lines?

    But, an equal sign tattooed to your finger is gay so I guess it works.

  35. Miley Cyrus Twitter Photos Bra Cleavage
    Commented on this photo:

    …and this here pitcher proves I lak the black folks too.

  36. Mitch

    Miley Cyrus is a shining example of Disney Corp.’s ability to turn everything they touch into human garbage. Hand tattoos are the ultimate in class!

  37. Sweenis McFrecklenut

    I would like to show my support for gay marriage by putting my pecker in her butt.

  38. Miley Cyrus Twitter Photos Bra Cleavage
    Commented on this photo:

    Don’t be skeered. It’s just me and my gal pal pertendin’ we is dina shores. We ain’t really dina shores.

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    Commented on this photo:

    And in this here pitcher I am showin my gay tattoo. It is a equal sign. You can also see I have swore to never wash this here finger ever again in their honor.

  40. Miley Cyrus Twitter Photos Bra Cleavage
    Commented on this photo:

    And in this here pitcher is my gay dogs.

  41. Miley Cyrus Twitter Photos Bra Cleavage
    Commented on this photo:

    In this here pitcher I am not doing anything (that you can see).

  42. huh?

    If your daughter has a heart tattoo on her pinky and has an idiotic one on the inside of her finger…..You just might be a red neck!

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    McMikey
    Commented on this photo:

    I don’t know….I kinda LIKE the view down her shirt :)

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    The Brown Streak
    Commented on this photo:

    Michael Bay’s budget was getting short so he left out the Dinobots.

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    TomFrank
    Commented on this photo:

    I’m not sure I want to know what it means that she had a gay-rights sign tattooed on the same finger as her coke nail.

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    TomFrank
    Commented on this photo:

    MIley Cyrus recreates what the cavemen wore when they killed dinosaurs 6,000 years ago. Yay Bible!

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    TomFrank
    Commented on this photo:

    “Fun! A black man runs the parking booth! Let’s see if I can get him to flash me a gang sign!”

  48. 11? I’m not sure if that means she was too old or just right for her dad at that age.

  49. Juevos of Steel

    So two stupid azz lines are a statement huh?

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