Miley Cyrus Done Got Fancy And Other News

February 27th, 2012 // 43 Comments

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- The 10 Greatest Oscar Travesties Since 1941 because did you hear the Oscars were on last night? [BuzzFeed]

- And the award for Best Pic- oh, who am I trying to kid, here’s Girls With Future Lower Back Problems. [theCHIVE]

- Just how desperate is Oprah to boost ratings for OWN? [Huffington Post]

- Adam Sandler owned the Razzies this year, which didn’t stop him from making a fuckton of money. [Dlisted]

- Anna Farris might have a bondage fetish. (Reality is overrated.) [Lainey Gossip]

- Holly Madison decided on half cleavage this time. I’ll allow it. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Here’s Melanie Griffith in a see-through nightie, just in case your grandmother is all prudish and doesn’t do this sort of thing. [DrunkenStepfather: NSFW]

- Someone should have told Halle Berry that cast isn’t covering her tits. [TooFab]

- Hilary Duff‘s fourteenth trimester is starting to look uncomfortable. [Popoholic]

- The Best and Worst Athlete Acting Performances Ever that curiously omits Tim Tebow pretending to be a virgin. [Bleacher Report]

- How to prepare for the Oscars if you’re Stephen Hawking. (I tried, but couldn’t resist.) [FilmDrunk]

- The Top 10 Most Awkward Oscar Moments Of 2012 most of which have to do with Billy Crystal‘s outdated or ‘risque’ material. Who would’ve guessed? [The Fab Life]

- And here’s the list of the major Oscar winners that we’re too lazy to post on. [IDLYITW]

- Jason Statham looked thrilled as ever to be at the Vanity Fair Oscar Party. [Just Jared]

- Ian Somerhalder once smarmed his way across the Orient. [Popsugar]

- The 20 Hottest Photos of Jorgie Porter [Heavy]

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  1. karlito

    i miss the days when she wore see through t-shirts and was flashing side boob and i was hoping for her to “accidently” slip one out. i guess she decided not to be a hollywood slut. to bad, so sad.

  2. direchef

    She done cleaned up real good y’all.

  3. El Jefe

    I can’t lie, Miley can look pretty hot when she puts her mind to it.

  4. JC

    “fancy” = “double tap from a makeup gun set to whore”

  5. Miley

    NArf!

  6. Smiley

    Hit me baby one more time!

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    jd
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    Never noticed the caterpillar eyebrows before.

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    Live Life
    Commented on this photo:

    Now keep it up for the next 60 years, if we can do it so can you.

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    ktulu
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    Lipstick on a pig

  10. cc

    She’s attending a show that gives an Academy Award for hair and make up, and for wardrobe, and whoever did this for her didn’t win? Travesty.

  11. GLT

    All the makeup, hairspray and fancy dresses in the world can’t disguise the face of a retarded chipmunk.

  12. forrest

    she likes to be an expensive Call Girl these day’s?
    …….JUST LIKE lindsay lohan?

    • Kinky Koala

      She looks more like a porn star from a movie set in the 30s. Just imagine her walking slowly into a smoke filled room asking the guy at the table for a light…

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    blagooo
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    She looks pretty for a change.

  14. blagooo

    first time she looks good

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    Mikael Lohan
    Commented on this photo:

    Nah.. I like her better when she dresses like a dirty cum-guzzling whore.

  16. TheListener

    The pot smoking, no bra wearing, side boob flashing, penis cake eater looks pretty good in that dress. Too bad that classy appearence will disappear by tomorrow.

  17. Miley Cyrus Liam Hemsworth Vanity Fair Oscar Party
    blagooo
    Commented on this photo:

    aww Miley actually looks pretty

  18. Miley Cyrus Kim Kardashian Vanity Fair Oscar Party
    chmod
    Commented on this photo:

    Two women, Im not ashammed to say, Id like to bang.

  19. Bianca

    You can put lipstick on a hillbilly chipmunk…

  20. Sandra

    she looks good to me too, classy and sophisticated

  21. Kinky Koala

    A party for tarted up chipmunks? Long live the green movement!

  22. I just can’t get past the fact that her face looks like a Jell-O mold.

  23. Stat

    She needs to use some of her fourtunes to hire a stylest…and while she’s at it a voice coach.

  24. D

    This girl is beautiful. She’s got a nice face. I can’t believe people call her ugly. She may be trashy at times, but she’s definitely not ugly. Wtf? You people call every one ugly.

  25. Miley Cyrus Liam Hemsworth Vanity Fair Oscar Party
    Emma
    Commented on this photo:

    Honestly HOW is he with her

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    Frank Burns
    Commented on this photo:

    “This Vanity Fair sucks, y’all! They ain’t got corn dogs or funnel cakes or fried Twinkies like a real state fair!”

  27. Miley Cyrus Kim Kardashian Vanity Fair Oscar Party
    Commented on this photo:

    “With a bony ass like this, little girl, that penis cake is gonna be the closest you’ll ever get to any real Alabama black snake.”

  28. Sex Cells

    I’d probably enjoy fucking her ass but I’d like to see a little more of the booty first.

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    Lizzie Grizzard
    Commented on this photo:

    “Come on over here, Sugar Dumplin, and smile purty with me fer the camera! No, not you daddy.”

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    sassy
    Commented on this photo:

    In her defense, a gown from the Dynasty costume closet IS classy to a redneck.

  31. Whyask

    Fancied up or not, you just know she farted her way though the entire party.

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    Mohamed
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    i’m going with all the teen sensations b/c since Kanye West is crazy he has a large advnatage over these youths but they might win with kindness and the whip is bad because of the whole black guy thing but yeah

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