Miley Cyrus Has Breasts, Everyone
Miley Cyrus apparently found time between clam bakes with Kelly Osbourne to attend not one, but two red carpet events over the weekend: CNN’s All-Star Heroes and The American Giving Awards. She also showed everyone she’s all grow’d up now with real boobs and everything because apparently all those leaked photos and bikini pictures weren’t enough of a hint. Then again, I’ve been under the impression her chest was a Light Bright this whole time.
I’m kidding. I thought it was a gun rack with “Propurtee Uv Billee Ray” written on it.