Miley Cyrus Has Breasts, Everyone

December 12th, 2011 // 49 Comments
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Miley Cyrus apparently found time between clam bakes with Kelly Osbourne to attend not one, but two red carpet events over the weekend: CNN’s All-Star Heroes and The American Giving Awards. She also showed everyone she’s all grow’d up now with real boobs and everything because apparently all those leaked photos and bikini pictures weren’t enough of a hint. Then again, I’ve been under the impression her chest was a Light Bright this whole time.

I’m kidding. I thought it was a gun rack with “Propurtee Uv Billee Ray” written on it.

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  1. Open rough season, on teens

    Boyyyy, The thing id do to those if I was that her little boytoy.

  2. Open rough season, on teens

    I’m due for a re-due.

  3. Sean Connery

    Chipmunk face.

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    gossip girl
    Commented on this photo:

    looking good miley!

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    Ballin Collin
    Commented on this photo:

    Her face is starting to look weird. Maybe I’ve just seen it too much. Kinda like looking at the word ROAD for too long. Road ….

  6. She sounds like a dude when she speaks…..it kind of creeps me out.

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    xbox
    Commented on this photo:

    When will she grow a pretty face?

  8. More appropriate headline, “Chipmunk grows boobs.”

  9. LegMan

    I’m not impressed.

  10. But her face. She looks like a goomba from super mario.

  11. fait

    Still has that snaggle tooth I see.

  12. MLVC

    I would let her drop a log in my mouth while I was pleasuring myself to Hannah Montana reruns…I may even let Billy Ray watch as I rim her crapper

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    Ben Dover
    Commented on this photo:

    I find nothing attractive about this Hillbilly, and hearing her talk
    is like fingernails on a blackboard

  14. Venom

    I like the new Miley, I think she is cute.

  15. boing

    thems some serious eyebrows, mang!

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    Mel 'Buttons' Anderton
    Commented on this photo:

    This look doesn’t do much for me. I like it much better when she dresses like a hooker

  17. Ender

    she might have breasts, but she also has a horrible chipmunk face.

  18. Breasts, you say? Fiddlesticks, I won’t believe it until I actually see them.

  19. Cardinal Fang

    Can we get her in a burqa?

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    BAHAH
    Commented on this photo:

    Every time I look at her, I see a Billy Ray with makeup.
    She looks manly, has a annoying voice, and has a tree trunk body.
    And she’s just stupid.

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    onos
    Commented on this photo:

    anyone else waiting rather impatiently for her to do porn or am i the only one?

  22. ZOMG neaux wei you guise..

  23. Vernon

    I’d suckle her country buttermilk until they ran dry

  24. dj

    she looks really good

  25. I hate it that this thing is looking more and more like Melissa George, because Melissa George is a freaking boner dynamo and this thing is not.

  26. Miley Cyrus Cleavage Liam Hemsworth CNN Heroes
    Commented on this photo:

    Both of her eyes look like they’re trying to climb over the bridge of her nose for a rendezvous. Thanks for that, Tish.

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    Previous posters are idiots
    Commented on this photo:

    I’d like to see your wifes.
    I’d fuck every single available whole.

  28. Arzach

    Beautiful eyes, nice boobs and we want her to shut her mouth (don’t know maybe putting something in there), does that hints what I would do?

  29. whoever thought it was a good idea to put a microphone in front of this bimbo should be dragged out into the street and shot in daylight for the public to watch.

    • MZ/X

      That would be her father. You know the one pretending that making all that money from the show ruined his family.

  30. MZ/X

    Maybe I’m getting old. A few years ago she was hot. But the more I realized she’s full of shit the less attractive she became to me. Now I just can’t stand her.

  31. Neen

    She is so high, her eyes say it all.

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    Lynn
    Commented on this photo:

    I thought the clevage was too much while attending and presenting a humanitarian type of award? On that note, her date looks yummy. Those Hemsworth brothers have some good genes.

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    Em
    Commented on this photo:

    Can’t have cleavage if you wanna help humanity? Lol. I think she looks good. Except I’m not really feeling the hair. But I definitely agree about the Hemsworths…they are sooo fine.

  34. Koo

    Yes, nice fake tis, she is showing off as usual. She is just a immature girl is all. Spoiled brat and too much publicity.

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    chuck
    Commented on this photo:

    Her face and cleavage aren’t bad. Something’s just a little off.

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    WTF
    Commented on this photo:

    I can’t stand her, but she really is beautiful.

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    geee
    Commented on this photo:

    Her face has ALWAYS been weird and her neck is far too short but hey, the body is smokin’…

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    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    I would watch that sex tape….hoping that there would be minimal dialogue.

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    notah8r
    Commented on this photo:

    Are you kidding, she looks beautiful! Love the dress Miles!

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