Late last week, we saw photos of a drunken Miley Cyrus mouth sexing a giant black penis cake, so it really should come as no surprise that she tweeted this last night:
cracked my tail bone doing a front flip… on to the couch. thats like when i tripped over a pillow and broke my arm. #onlyme
Before everyone jumps to conclusions like she was performing for daddy, or it was a freak boning accident with Liam Hemsworth which still falls under that first one now that I think about it, let’s at least stop for a minute and look at the facts:
1. Miley Cyrus is an idiot.
And now back to the speculating. Dick cakes gave her osteoporosis!
Photos: INFdaily
Fat ass.
Wait, I suspect she leads very simple life but did she break her tailbone or her arm? I hope she realizes those are different things.
I always said her ass was busted. Now it’s literally true.
those jeans are a crime against humanity…
“I found ‘em in my daddy’s closet, y’all!”
Where do they sell such unflattering jeans?
1990
Some hollywood boutique for $500 pair to the first asshole that thinks Jordache acid washed Mom jeans are cool in an ironic sort of way.
Stonewashed mom-jeans? Perfect.
(Nice “hairdo,” too. She keeps outdoing the fug.)
In USA Today it said that she dislocated her asshole on the Bangbus. Which story is the truth, Fish?
The proctologist had to break her tailbone in order to pull out all the cake.
1991
Reply fail
She should never have had her tail removed. I’ve heard that messes with the balance.
I know we have to put up with Miley Cyrus, but think of the bright side: Miley Cyrus is using her awfulness to administer the coup de grace to “hipster” ironic style. And I’m pretty sure her paen to #occupy[yourcity] destroyed the movement more than the rapes, murders, and riots did. So there’s that.
Um….huh?
I bet those fug mom jeans were at least $500
It’s little Miley Loo Who from Whoville
She must have really liked that penis cake, to end up doing flips over it. “Hooorraayyy penis cake! * crash * Oww, muh hillbilly back is broke! Quick Liam, ride yer horse o’er to Dodge City and fetch Doc Adams!”
what a scream!! you have me laughing outloud…hahahahhaah
Prehensile tail injuries can be devastating. Miley isn’t attractive and her music is terrible. If you can’t bang her as she hangs by her tail it’s all over.
She looks like a single mom from the 80′s who just finished her shift at Denny’s, dollar tips and all.
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This is a cover for her trying out for the 2012 Anal Olympics. I hear she’s going up against some stiff competition.
What, no COCCYX jokes? Commentariat FAIL. :*(
If not for the previous photos and that tattoo, I’d be willing to believe this was Pippa.
I’ll never understand why people think she is so attractive…
Flap jacks I broke ma butt bone doin’ flips.
This is standard attire for buying meth in Kentucky.
she’s rockin’ those MOM JEANS….
I choose to imagine she broke it while getting boned in the ass. That way I get to picture her with my dick in her butt but don’t have to think about how dumb she is.
Here attire is purely 90′s. Ew.
terrible outit, what did she raid her moms 80s closet? a shame because her body is looking amazing these days!
I never knew that Sloth (eg Goonies) had a younger sister…
The only idiots that like jeans like these are people that were not alive to wear them the first time around.
she looks terrible. suuuch an ugly outfit.
“Do-de-doo, picking up the kids from swim lessons. I swear, if Brayden pooped in the pool again I’m going to start drinking and never stop.”
Oh, come on, there is no way, in this decade, you could find those jeans outside of a Salvation Army or you mother’s closet!
I’ll meet y’all at the bingo parlour. I just got run down to the Winn Dixie and get some pampers.
this again means the downfall of COOKIES.
Um, those jeans are right on style. Miley mightt be a silly little girl but she knows fashion. Get used to the harry high pants look; it”s back.
She is *so* immature… and she thinks she is *so* cool.
Disney kids are all screwed up.
“Where’s your fanny pack mom?”
This awesome paprazzi shot is showing……. err…. she carries money?