Miley Cyrus Broke Her Tailbone ‘Doing Flips’

January 31st, 2012 // 44 Comments

Late last week, we saw photos of a drunken Miley Cyrus mouth sexing a giant black penis cake, so it really should come as no surprise that she tweeted this last night:

cracked my tail bone doing a front flip… on to the couch. thats like when i tripped over a pillow and broke my arm. #onlyme

Before everyone jumps to conclusions like she was performing for daddy, or it was a freak boning accident with Liam Hemsworth which still falls under that first one now that I think about it, let’s at least stop for a minute and look at the facts:

1. Miley Cyrus is an idiot.

And now back to the speculating. Dick cakes gave her osteoporosis!

Photos: INFdaily

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  1. Anon14

    Wait, I suspect she leads very simple life but did she break her tailbone or her arm? I hope she realizes those are different things.

  2. it had to be said

    I always said her ass was busted. Now it’s literally true.

  3. your mom

    those jeans are a crime against humanity…

  4. cc

    Where do they sell such unflattering jeans?

  5. anonymoose

    Stonewashed mom-jeans? Perfect.

    (Nice “hairdo,” too. She keeps outdoing the fug.)

  6. Tom

    In USA Today it said that she dislocated her asshole on the Bangbus. Which story is the truth, Fish?

  7. The proctologist had to break her tailbone in order to pull out all the cake.

  8. She should never have had her tail removed. I’ve heard that messes with the balance.

  9. Carles

    I know we have to put up with Miley Cyrus, but think of the bright side: Miley Cyrus is using her awfulness to administer the coup de grace to “hipster” ironic style. And I’m pretty sure her paen to #occupy[yourcity] destroyed the movement more than the rapes, murders, and riots did. So there’s that.

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    YoMamma
    Commented on this photo:

    I bet those fug mom jeans were at least $500

  11. taz

    It’s little Miley Loo Who from Whoville

  12. Frank Burns

    She must have really liked that penis cake, to end up doing flips over it. “Hooorraayyy penis cake! * crash * Oww, muh hillbilly back is broke! Quick Liam, ride yer horse o’er to Dodge City and fetch Doc Adams!”

  13. Evil Dick Tater

    Prehensile tail injuries can be devastating. Miley isn’t attractive and her music is terrible. If you can’t bang her as she hangs by her tail it’s all over.

  14. Bianca

    She looks like a single mom from the 80′s who just finished her shift at Denny’s, dollar tips and all.

  15. This is a cover for her trying out for the 2012 Anal Olympics. I hear she’s going up against some stiff competition.

  16. Foxhunter

    What, no COCCYX jokes? Commentariat FAIL. :*(

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    Commented on this photo:

    If not for the previous photos and that tattoo, I’d be willing to believe this was Pippa.

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    BAHAH
    Commented on this photo:

    I’ll never understand why people think she is so attractive…

  19. Mando

    Flap jacks I broke ma butt bone doin’ flips.

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    JaneEarhart
    Commented on this photo:

    This is standard attire for buying meth in Kentucky.

  21. LRonHoover

    she’s rockin’ those MOM JEANS….

  22. Parker

    I choose to imagine she broke it while getting boned in the ass. That way I get to picture her with my dick in her butt but don’t have to think about how dumb she is.

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    Kuro
    Commented on this photo:

    Here attire is purely 90′s. Ew.

  24. lily

    terrible outit, what did she raid her moms 80s closet? a shame because her body is looking amazing these days!

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    sweetlips
    Commented on this photo:

    I never knew that Sloth (eg Goonies) had a younger sister…

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    cp3
    Commented on this photo:

    The only idiots that like jeans like these are people that were not alive to wear them the first time around.

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    Vicki
    Commented on this photo:

    she looks terrible. suuuch an ugly outfit.

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    Mel
    Commented on this photo:

    “Do-de-doo, picking up the kids from swim lessons. I swear, if Brayden pooped in the pool again I’m going to start drinking and never stop.”

  29. Lolli-Pop

    Oh, come on, there is no way, in this decade, you could find those jeans outside of a Salvation Army or you mother’s closet!

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    bigalkie
    Commented on this photo:

    I’ll meet y’all at the bingo parlour. I just got run down to the Winn Dixie and get some pampers.

  31. forrest gump

    this again means the downfall of COOKIES.

  32. browny

    Um, those jeans are right on style. Miley mightt be a silly little girl but she knows fashion. Get used to the harry high pants look; it”s back.

  33. Dan

    She is *so* immature… and she thinks she is *so* cool.

    Disney kids are all screwed up.

  34. Sam

    “Where’s your fanny pack mom?”

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    spartacus
    Commented on this photo:

    This awesome paprazzi shot is showing……. err…. she carries money?

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