cracked my tail bone doing a front flip… on to the couch. thats like when i tripped over a pillow and broke my arm. #onlyme
Before everyone jumps to conclusions like she was performing for daddy, or it was a freak boning accident with Liam Hemsworth which still falls under that first one now that I think about it, let’s at least stop for a minute and look at the facts:
1. Miley Cyrus is an idiot.
And now back to the speculating. Dick cakes gave her osteoporosis!