Miley Cyrus Needs A Dang Ol’ Break

June 26th, 2012 // 23 Comments
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Miley Cyrus hasn’t been on tour or filmed a movie in almost a year and basically doesn’t do anything anymore, so of course she’s complaining about needing a break from show business now, and in her defense, she did have to get up at 10 the other day. That ain’t right. Hollywood Life reports:

“Miley is done!,” explains our source. “She is tired and wants to live a normal life. She feels like she never had a childhood and wants to just be normal right now and spend time with her fiancé. She is kind of rebelling right now. Everyone wants her to do an album and she’s like ‘Whatever!’ She is just tired and exhausted and wants a normal life. Can you blame her?!”

And by spend time with her fiancé, they mean go to a shitload of parties while Liam Hemsworth‘s hundreds of miles away working for a living. Via People:

While Liam Hemsworth was busy filming in New Orleans over the weekend, his fiancée Miley Cyrus made time to hit up her favorite Hollywood hotspot.
Popping into Beacher’s Madhouse inside the Hollywood Roosevelt Hotel at around 11:45 p.m., the “Can’t Be Tamed” singer was joined by a group of girlfriends – and they immediately headed to Cyrus’s usual table in the front row of the club.
“Miley spent most of the night dancing,” an onlooker tells PEOPLE

Sounds like Miley Cyrus is really working herself to death. No wonder she’s exhausted. Except, oh, wait, what’s this:

Also on hand that evening was Alexander Skarsgard.

Pregnant. She’s pregnant. Miley Cyrus needs a break because she’s pregnant.

Photos: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, INFdaily


  1. How tired could she possibly be? She had the energy to put a bra on.

  2. Dan Quayle

    I feel for her

  3. Frank Burns

    Excuse me, but isn’t this the plot of “Hannah Montana”?

    • Frank Burns

      Hannah Montana: The Movie (2009)

      As Hannah Montana’s popularity begins to take over her life, Miley Stewart, on the urging from her father takes a trip to her hometown of Crowley Corners, Tennessee to get some perspective on what matters in life the most.

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    if you minced her up fine enough, i bet you could take her home in that bag.

  5. pops

    when youve been a commodity since like the age of 12 and you have been making a lot of money for everybody except for yourself, maybe she just wanna enjoy herself and chill in her 20s.

  6. Visible Ink

    Imagine the middle aged Mercedes salesman as this twat walked in pointed at a 130K car and drove out in it? The commission was the only thing stopping him from suicide.

  7. BlubboThe Clown

    And her rep is what, a 13 year old girl? Who the fuck talks like that?

    Let’s see, her last movie was called “LOL,” a straight-to-oblivion mega-flop. She may just want to call the Lohans right now and have a meeting because she’s starting down that dang ol’ lonely road that a certain red-headed stepchild paved.

  8. EricLr

    In her defense, running to get away from daddy so he can’t touch your peein’ hole can get pretty exhausting–even though daddy ain’t as fast as he used to be.

  9. mrsmass

    “everyone wants her to do an album..”??! that’s how i know this story is bullshit.

  10. All I know is she needs a sandwich. Those collarbones are creeping me the hell out.

  11. “she did have to get up at 10 the other day…

    I don’t see anyone feeling sorry for ME. I got up at 10:45 today, and that can be exhausting.

    • doood

      one day, if i ever get a terminal illness, you might hear about me going on a rampage and murdering a bunch of meter maids.
      motherfucking alternate side parking is the stupidest fucking law ever made!

  12. doood

    awwww she wants to have a a normal life.
    how bout going to a dangerous public school, followed by crippling student loan debt and years of working in a cubicle for insufficient wages.
    ask her if she’d trade places with anyone like that.

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    ugh, she should NOT wear lipstick that draws attention to her weird mouth. also, where did her boobs go?

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    I think she is so confused about who she is…. It’s sad:(

  15. The typical bullshit of a person her age.

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