Miley Cyrus‘s fiance Liam Hemsworth is, or was, most likely cheating on her with January Jones, so naturally she responded by dyeing her hair blue which everyone knows makes other woman’s vaginas boring and inhospitable. And by everyone I mean the voices in Miley’s head. “Begorrah, lil’ lady, now that your lesbian locks are a bonny blue, you best be gettin’ a wee tattoo of ya lad’s face right above the baby box. He never be stealin’ them Lucky Charms after that, I tell ya that much.” (Did I mention the voices in her head are leprechauns? The voices in head are leprechauns.)
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Dye it any color you want ,please do bi-sexual porn already Miley I will watch!
Miley’s transitioning from a young lady into a woman, and is finding her step and style along the way. Blue is the new black, and with her edgy personality, she wears it well.
Randal
Randall, I wish I had our positive outlook on people. You’re a good dude.
trying out for her publicist role again . You are determined, and maybe you actually believe these platitudes. Reality is light that doesn’t shine very often inside your cranium in my opinion
Expect a smurf bukkake vid from her any day now.
She is my wild card pick in my celeb death pool this year.
Okay Miley, we get it, you are an anime lesbian. Here’s a tip for you – don’t sign up for any movies that have tentacles in them.
I don’t care what color hair she has on her head, I’d like to see what color hair she has on her pussy
It’s whatever color is produced by deeply recessive genetics.
if the cheating rumours are true…it’s boobie time!!!!!!
Her buttermilk jugs starting to shrink someone has been tapping them
Same face – no thanks.
Whoever’s telling her that she should put more and more emphasis on her “syndrome-style face” should really be fired.
it a “fetal alcohol syndrome” face , or maybe a “methamphetamine + corn liquor fetal syndrome ” face . Either way , counting numbers above 20 isn’t an option unless she can use her cousins fingers and/ or toes
this is the look you get when momma made it with Daddy behind the tire rack at Walmart and Momma kept drinking moonshine right through the delivery date
Quickly filing this in my ‘don’t give a shit’ folder.
I feel like I’m in the 80′s right now.
Miley Cyrus. Because every guy wants a quasi-homosexual uncultured retard wtih cannonball head and unresolved daddy issues.
whew, that makes me feel better – I thought it was just me.
I miss the muffintop.
STOP WITH THIS PIG PLEASE
yeah, cuz the blue hair looks so good on the old ladies at the beauty parlor. now she looks like a teenager with the face of a mongoloid, the tattoos of a street hooker, and the hair of an 85 year old lesbian woman.
You beat me to it.
If you want(ed) to look like an old lesbian, then your stylist is giving you 100%.
Her head is three times too big for her body. This picture looks photoshopped.
I agree. Her real head is much bigger.
She is the most consistently ugly 20yo on the planet.
She’s wearing a bra? Oh, then she’s still engaged.
Apparently she never got the “short hair kills your career” Felicity memo.
With normal hair, she can come off as sexy in a slutty way every once in a while. But the butch hairstyles are just totally leave me flaccid.
I don’t understand why she is wearing all of Jennifer Love Hewitt’s rings.
Sean Penn just got a hard on and punched the wall and doesn’t even know why.
Oh dear…she just keeps on looking worse with every picture…
Miley, stop trying to make the early 90s comeback happen! It’s not going to happen!
“Stupid is as stupid does!!!”
She’s getting that weird look Rose McGowan has, but Miley doesn’t even have the excuse of being in an automobile accident.
Oh, fuck you! Fuck you, Sam Rothstein! Fuck you!
She looks like a chipmunk, I can’t get past her mouth. It’s all uphill from there but that face! Euugghwwhhhh. Dye the pubes blue too Miley.
She’s getting sexier to me. Ever since she dropped the Hannah Montana shit, she’s been growing on me.
if miley’s dad wasn’t famous then this ugly skank would never make it in showbiz
I’d pick Miley over January any day of the week. January is washed up
She look like that old lesbo from Walking Dead. HAHA
It’s only a testament to the stupidity of humanity that folks are hurling around “lesbian” like it’s an insult instead of what it is: a word that designates one’s sexual preference.