Miley Cyrus Has Blue Hair Now

March 4th, 2013 // 43 Comments

Miley Cyrus‘s fiance Liam Hemsworth is, or was, most likely cheating on her with January Jones, so naturally she responded by dyeing her hair blue which everyone knows makes other woman’s vaginas boring and inhospitable. And by everyone I mean the voices in Miley’s head. “Begorrah, lil’ lady, now that your lesbian locks are a bonny blue, you best be gettin’ a wee tattoo of ya lad’s face right above the baby box. He never be stealin’ them Lucky Charms after that, I tell ya that much.” (Did I mention the voices in her head are leprechauns? The voices in head are leprechauns.)

Photos: INFdaily, Pacific Coast News


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    Dye it any color you want ,please do bi-sexual porn already Miley I will watch!

    • Randal

      Miley’s transitioning from a young lady into a woman, and is finding her step and style along the way. Blue is the new black, and with her edgy personality, she wears it well.


      • Randall, I wish I had our positive outlook on people. You’re a good dude.

      • vacant ambition

        trying out for her publicist role again . You are determined, and maybe you actually believe these platitudes. Reality is light that doesn’t shine very often inside your cranium in my opinion

  2. Expect a smurf bukkake vid from her any day now.

  3. She is my wild card pick in my celeb death pool this year.

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    Okay Miley, we get it, you are an anime lesbian. Here’s a tip for you – don’t sign up for any movies that have tentacles in them.

  5. TheGhost

    I don’t care what color hair she has on her head, I’d like to see what color hair she has on her pussy

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    if the cheating rumours are true…it’s boobie time!!!!!!

  7. Weeblo

    Her buttermilk jugs starting to shrink someone has been tapping them

  8. Same face – no thanks.

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    Whoever’s telling her that she should put more and more emphasis on her “syndrome-style face” should really be fired.

    • vacant ambition

      it a “fetal alcohol syndrome” face , or maybe a “methamphetamine + corn liquor fetal syndrome ” face . Either way , counting numbers above 20 isn’t an option unless she can use her cousins fingers and/ or toes

    • lowered expectations

      this is the look you get when momma made it with Daddy behind the tire rack at Walmart and Momma kept drinking moonshine right through the delivery date

  10. Quickly filing this in my ‘don’t give a shit’ folder.

  11. I feel like I’m in the 80′s right now.

  12. Inner Retard

    Miley Cyrus. Because every guy wants a quasi-homosexual uncultured retard wtih cannonball head and unresolved daddy issues.

  13. Cock Dr

    I miss the muffintop.

  14. ben dover


  15. schmidtler

    yeah, cuz the blue hair looks so good on the old ladies at the beauty parlor. now she looks like a teenager with the face of a mongoloid, the tattoos of a street hooker, and the hair of an 85 year old lesbian woman.

    • Ripley's Believe It Or Not

      You beat me to it.

      If you want(ed) to look like an old lesbian, then your stylist is giving you 100%.

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    Mr. Poop
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    Her head is three times too big for her body. This picture looks photoshopped.

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    She is the most consistently ugly 20yo on the planet.

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    She’s wearing a bra? Oh, then she’s still engaged.

  19. Apparently she never got the “short hair kills your career” Felicity memo.

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    Billy Ray
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    With normal hair, she can come off as sexy in a slutty way every once in a while. But the butch hairstyles are just totally leave me flaccid.

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    I don’t understand why she is wearing all of Jennifer Love Hewitt’s rings.

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    Sean Penn just got a hard on and punched the wall and doesn’t even know why.

  23. Rachel

    Oh dear…she just keeps on looking worse with every picture…

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    Miley, stop trying to make the early 90s comeback happen! It’s not going to happen!

  25. Miley Cyrus Blue Hair Engagement Ring
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    “Stupid is as stupid does!!!”

  26. Colin

    She’s getting that weird look Rose McGowan has, but Miley doesn’t even have the excuse of being in an automobile accident.

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    Oh, fuck you! Fuck you, Sam Rothstein! Fuck you!

  28. Edod

    She looks like a chipmunk, I can’t get past her mouth. It’s all uphill from there but that face! Euugghwwhhhh. Dye the pubes blue too Miley.

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    She’s getting sexier to me. Ever since she dropped the Hannah Montana shit, she’s been growing on me.

  30. joe

    if miley’s dad wasn’t famous then this ugly skank would never make it in showbiz

  31. Nina

    I’d pick Miley over January any day of the week. January is washed up

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    She look like that old lesbo from Walking Dead. HAHA

  33. Leigh

    It’s only a testament to the stupidity of humanity that folks are hurling around “lesbian” like it’s an insult instead of what it is: a word that designates one’s sexual preference.

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    huda nagi
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    Honestly you guys that on this just saying hatefull thing need to stop like forreal that all u people do now a days say hatefull things to super stars and i dont care wat anyone say about miley new hair look or the way she dress i like it it miley it her look not ursand why do u guys care as long as she like it thats all that matters shes going to wear the cloths not u so cut with that bullshit also miley and liam were so fucken cute and their love story wasromantic u really dont hear of people make a movie together but’ in that movie the fall in love like they did and u guy arnt in their relationship everysecond to now that tha they broke up i honestly hope its not over but if it is i will forever sitck on miley side also like u poparatize people have no respect like come on if u were fmouse you wouldnt want a camera in ur face every second in ur face also u woluldnt want ur bussness all out their in the world like if she goes to the movies everyone will now thats her personal lif stay out of it miley stay strong just like you said on ur so the climb ;”sometime might knock me down but no iam not breaken” i listen to that song every morning its my fav

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