Miley Cyrus Has Blue Hair Now

Miley Cyrus’s fiance Liam Hemsworth is, or was, most likely cheating on her with January Jones, so naturally she responded by dyeing her hair blue which everyone knows makes other woman’s vaginas boring and inhospitable. And by everyone I mean the voices in Miley’s head. “Begorrah, lil’ lady, now that your lesbian locks are a bonny blue, you best be gettin’ a wee tattoo of ya lad’s face right above the baby box. He never be stealin’ them Lucky Charms after that, I tell ya that much.” (Did I mention the voices in her head are leprechauns? The voices in head are leprechauns.)

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