Miley Cyrus Pickin’ That Dang Ol’ Butt in a Bikini

August 2nd, 2011 // 155 Comments

Here’s Miley Cyrus spending the weekend in Michigan with Liam Hemsworth where she demonstrated an almost supernatural ability to simultaneously smoke cigarettes and pick a berkini out of her butt. When reached for comment, her daddy responded, “Well, I reckon that’s just a regular ol’ hootenanny, long as there ain’t no book larnin’ or fancy soliloquatin’ on the affairs of gum’mint. In which case, that’s watcha call a ‘witch’s orgy’ and must find yourself compelled to proceed with the lightin’s of fires and the such. Genesis 19:33.”

Photos: GSI Media


  1. ah good, able to afford more than the finger pic today :)
    the shots where you can’t see her stupid jizzcatcher tat she ain’t bad. mark me down for hit it

  2. Miley Cyrus Bikini
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    killing puppies with secondhand smoke…she is the devil

  3. Kodos

    Patiently waiting for Billy Ray to blow his head off or dive off a building in despair and shame…

  4. Kady

    No photos of Liam? Don’t forget about your Lady fans :)

  5. pickle pumpkin

    I’m one of the few who actually thinks she’s pretty attractive, tats and all, but an 18 year old girl smoking is pretty fucking gross.

  6. Dumbing down the vulnerable,rough

    Are those edible? That would certainly facilitate the stuffing…

  7. Clueless

    Hey Fish,

    We get it. Billy Ray Cyrus is an ignorant, racist, conservative, inbred, toothless moron who only has a dime to his name because of his daughter.

    I knew that before I got here.

    It’s getting old. Time to find a new angle.

    • pickle pumpkin

      Ignore this guy Fish, I love your hillbilly impression.

      • Clueless

        I just think there’s also other, better, ways he could be made fun of. Going with “See, he’s a redneck” every single time is just lazy.

    • flaccid forevermore

      HA we thank you for that! There are plenty of child stars who grow up to be big partiers – just like fucktons of people in every high school and even more in college…I fail to see the big deal here, and it has gone on, and on, and on…

  8. 90's

    Looks like she just got a 5 star.

  9. Laissez Les Bon Temps Rouler

    I’m an ignorant piece of cracka trash so I can say this; she seems pretty common to me. And that’s a shame, really, because she had every advantage a girl could have yet she still ends up acting like she’s living in a trailer. Man, oh.

  10. Laissez Les Bon Temps Rouler

    And another thing — your galleries work for shit in Safari. Just saying.

    • Captain Obvious

      Whilst I wouldnt normally even acknowledge some cock garage that uses the french language in his name…he is correct.

      The Gallery aspect of the superficial might be one of the worst on the internet. It shouldnt take a complete reload of every page to view multiple pictures.

      Did AOL help with the design of it? Or maybe Trig Palin? Or perhaps Jenny McCarthys kid?

      Its 2011. The gallery is so very 1994-ish

    • We’re actually working on a new photo gallery experience right now because, yeah, the current setup definitely needs an overhaul.

      On that note, a suggestion for Laissez: Use Firefox or Chrome.

    • Vivian

      I use safari too and it works fine, better than firefox even.

      • Laissez Les Bon Temps Rouler

        Mac Pro Quad — computer ain’t the problem. I dunno, Safari is kind of douchey in general but it’s what I have, ahem, at work…

    • gumption

      agree, the gallery set-up sucks

  11. j

    Just outside the shot?

    Billy Ray offering to help her out with that…

    …. with his teeth.

  12. If she needs a hand, I’m available.

  13. Miley Cyrus Bikini
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    this is same basic picture of her holding the dog and smoking. No need to post almost the same thing 10 times.

  14. Miley Cyrus Bikini
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    You know…Jiffy-Lube will probably check that for you.

  15. Miley Cyrus Bikini
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    Is it just me or does her twat look huge?

  16. papastryfe


  17. Xeorad

    She needs a Chris Crocker defense team right now

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    Either that’s a poor tuck job or one XL vageen.

  19. BigJocj

    Who cares…?

  20. Facebook Me

    She is starting to look pear-shaped, she should get implants to even herself out.

  21. Miley Cyrus Bikini
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    It looks like her constipation is really hurting her. She should stop eating so much cheese.

  22. Venom

    Her body is half hot half not.
    Very confusing.

  23. RivernEgypt

    If she smokes she pokes

  24. TomFrank

    “Ow! It hurt when mah berkini smacked mah bottom like that!. . . It felt like Daddy.”

  25. She looks, talks, and acts like a young Janine Lindemulder. Jesse James is now single. How long before shes banging him.

  26. RoboZombie

    “Ah got’s a big ol’ punkin’ hay-ed and corn in ma crack!”

  27. ten years, you’re looking at Carny Wilson.

  28. Miley Cyrus Bikini
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    I wonder who the blond is. We know it’s not her mother due to the lack of off centered wing tattoos on her back.

  29. Actually, it’s just her newly tattooed “gay” finger goin’ for it.

  30. Keren

    I look like Stephanie Seymour at the beach except with real boobs and no gay son attached to me. I never can tell if people are staring at me because they like what they see or because they are horrified by it.

    Being a woman is so confusing. You guys like Selna Gomez and Stephanie Seymour. Women want to believe there is only one type of attractive girl.

  31. Charlie

    Sad part is we can say all we want she’s still winning… for now. But time is our ally. I love to watch these arrogant twats hit 30 and realize men no longer worship them. They just sort of implode.

  32. Miley Cyrus Bikini
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    Her face looks like shit!

  33. bing

    What a disgusting whore :-(

  34. Miley Cyrus Bikini
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    Maybe Daddy is right and those cute little bumps I just got ain’t Hobbit hills. I think he called ‘em hammeroids.

  35. Miley Cyrus Bikini
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    Them damn hammeroids is gettin’ a bit annoyin’. I don’t think I like em.

  36. Miley Cyrus Bikini
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    Maybe if I run my ass across this raft like a big dog it’ll feel better.

  37. Miley Cyrus Bikini
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    Nah, that didn’t help much either, I gotta think of sumpin quick.

  38. Miley Cyrus Bikini
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    I mean REAL quick!.

  39. Miley Cyrus Bikini
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    Feels a bit better with my equal sign up there.

  40. Miley Cyrus Bikini
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    Maybe if I try and shove Sophie up there it will help.

  41. Miley Cyrus Bikini
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    Yeah, the hammeroids are about this big.

  42. Miley Cyrus Bikini
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    I don’t know what you is doin’ back there but I sure do like it.

  43. Miley Cyrus Bikini
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    Fuck…and this whole time I kept saying since she was 14 she sounded like a smoker. God I hate this bitch’s voice.

  44. Miley Cyrus Bikini
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    I’ll be damn. Weren’t no hammeroids after all. Turns out I had my life preservert shoved up my ass. I can’t believe I forgot it was still there.

  45. Miley Cyrus Bikini
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    Now where can I put these glasses?

  46. Miley Cyrus Bikini
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    I just gotta remember this time.

  47. Miley Cyrus Bikini
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    Now, where did I put my sunglasses?

  48. Miley Cyrus Bikini
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    Did you steal my sunglasses? C’mon and quit funnin’ with me cause I need ‘em.

  49. Miley Cyrus Bikini
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    In her support for gay marriage, Miss Miley may have gone too far by leaving that strap-on… stuck-in!

  50. Miley Cyrus Bikini
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    Never mind, I just remembered where they is at.

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