Here’s Miley Cyrus spending the weekend in Michigan with Liam Hemsworth where she demonstrated an almost supernatural ability to simultaneously smoke cigarettes and pick a berkini out of her butt. When reached for comment, her daddy responded, “Well, I reckon that’s just a regular ol’ hootenanny, long as there ain’t no book larnin’ or fancy soliloquatin’ on the affairs of gum’mint. In which case, that’s watcha call a ‘witch’s orgy’ and must find yourself compelled to proceed with the lightin’s of fires and the such. Genesis 19:33.”
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ah good, able to afford more than the finger pic today :)
the shots where you can’t see her stupid jizzcatcher tat she ain’t bad. mark me down for hit it
Miley Cyrus continues to grow into a woman and it shows with great curves, an amazing attitude and style. She takes pride in looking good and knows how to work the camera from every angle, even when she’s not singing, acting or dancing on the set.
Randal
Assmunch, did you remember to re-wind “The Sweet Smell of Success”?
You have heads in your refrigerator don’t cha Randal?
this broad looks like a truck-stop hooker. her calves are strangely shaped and appear thicker than her thighs.
she is bad genetics personified.
I WANNA HELP YOU WITH YOUR WEDGIE MILEY!!! PERHAPS WITH MY TEETH!!
I’d suck the farts outta her ass.
killing puppies with secondhand smoke…she is the devil
Patiently waiting for Billy Ray to blow his head off or dive off a building in despair and shame…
that implies billy ray actually feels either of those emotions.
Are you kidding? Billy Ray got rich off this moon faced bimbo.
he got rich off Hannah Montana… we’re way beyond that.. I’m waiting for barnyard porn, myself..
No photos of Liam? Don’t forget about your Lady fans :)
I’m one of the few who actually thinks she’s pretty attractive, tats and all, but an 18 year old girl smoking is pretty fucking gross.
I agree. I would not kick her out of bed at all….unless she trying to smoke.
At 18 she should already know that you do not ever smoke in bed….you dip.
Chewing tobacco – gross. Moderate smoking while out. Not a big deal.
Are those edible? That would certainly facilitate the stuffing…
Hey Fish,
We get it. Billy Ray Cyrus is an ignorant, racist, conservative, inbred, toothless moron who only has a dime to his name because of his daughter.
I knew that before I got here.
It’s getting old. Time to find a new angle.
Ignore this guy Fish, I love your hillbilly impression.
I just think there’s also other, better, ways he could be made fun of. Going with “See, he’s a redneck” every single time is just lazy.
HA we thank you for that! There are plenty of child stars who grow up to be big partiers – just like fucktons of people in every high school and even more in college…I fail to see the big deal here, and it has gone on, and on, and on…
Looks like she just got a 5 star.
I’m an ignorant piece of cracka trash so I can say this; she seems pretty common to me. And that’s a shame, really, because she had every advantage a girl could have yet she still ends up acting like she’s living in a trailer. Man, oh.
And another thing — your galleries work for shit in Safari. Just saying.
Whilst I wouldnt normally even acknowledge some cock garage that uses the french language in his name…he is correct.
The Gallery aspect of the superficial might be one of the worst on the internet. It shouldnt take a complete reload of every page to view multiple pictures.
Did AOL help with the design of it? Or maybe Trig Palin? Or perhaps Jenny McCarthys kid?
Its 2011. The gallery is so very 1994-ish
We’re actually working on a new photo gallery experience right now because, yeah, the current setup definitely needs an overhaul.
On that note, a suggestion for Laissez: Use Firefox or Chrome.
that option doesn’t work with an iPad or iPhone. Just sayin’
I use Safari and don’t have any issues. Perhaps its dude’s computer.
The mobile site is an abortion of unprecedented proportions on Android. Seriously, like an octomom class abortion.
Problem is in Chrome this comments section shows up blank.
I use safari too and it works fine, better than firefox even.
Mac Pro Quad — computer ain’t the problem. I dunno, Safari is kind of douchey in general but it’s what I have, ahem, at work…
agree, the gallery set-up sucks
Comments show up fine in Chrome for me. Unless… are you using Ad Block Plus? Naughty RR…
Just outside the shot?
Billy Ray offering to help her out with that…
…. with his teeth.
If she needs a hand, I’m available.
this is same basic picture of her holding the dog and smoking. No need to post almost the same thing 10 times.
You know…Jiffy-Lube will probably check that for you.
Is it just me or does her twat look huge?
It’s just you.
HEY DAD I FOUND SUM OF YER LUCKY CHARMS STUCK IN MAH CRACK AGAIN! U HUNGRY?
She needs a Chris Crocker defense team right now
Either that’s a poor tuck job or one XL vageen.
Who cares…?
She is starting to look pear-shaped, she should get implants to even herself out.
It looks like her constipation is really hurting her. She should stop eating so much cheese.
Her body is half hot half not.
Very confusing.
If she smokes she pokes
“Ow! It hurt when mah berkini smacked mah bottom like that!. . . It felt like Daddy.”
She looks, talks, and acts like a young Janine Lindemulder. Jesse James is now single. How long before shes banging him.
Jesse James will be banging her approximately 10 to 12 tattoos from now.
“Ah got’s a big ol’ punkin’ hay-ed and corn in ma crack!”
ten years, you’re looking at Carny Wilson.
I wonder who the blond is. We know it’s not her mother due to the lack of off centered wing tattoos on her back.
Actually, it’s just her newly tattooed “gay” finger goin’ for it.
I look like Stephanie Seymour at the beach except with real boobs and no gay son attached to me. I never can tell if people are staring at me because they like what they see or because they are horrified by it.
Being a woman is so confusing. You guys like Selna Gomez and Stephanie Seymour. Women want to believe there is only one type of attractive girl.
Sad part is we can say all we want she’s still winning… for now. But time is our ally. I love to watch these arrogant twats hit 30 and realize men no longer worship them. They just sort of implode.
Winning doesn’t mean what it used to mean. But yeah, she is winning.
How true. Years from now linguists will call this the Sheen effect.
heehee :D
Her face looks like shit!
What a disgusting whore :-(
Maybe Daddy is right and those cute little bumps I just got ain’t Hobbit hills. I think he called ‘em hammeroids.
Them damn hammeroids is gettin’ a bit annoyin’. I don’t think I like em.
Maybe if I run my ass across this raft like a big dog it’ll feel better.
Nah, that didn’t help much either, I gotta think of sumpin quick.
I mean REAL quick!.
Feels a bit better with my equal sign up there.
Maybe if I try and shove Sophie up there it will help.
Yeah, the hammeroids are about this big.
I don’t know what you is doin’ back there but I sure do like it.
Fuck…and this whole time I kept saying since she was 14 she sounded like a smoker. God I hate this bitch’s voice.
I’ll be damn. Weren’t no hammeroids after all. Turns out I had my life preservert shoved up my ass. I can’t believe I forgot it was still there.
That was pretty lame.
Now where can I put these glasses?
I just gotta remember this time.
Now, where did I put my sunglasses?
Did you steal my sunglasses? C’mon and quit funnin’ with me cause I need ‘em.
In her support for gay marriage, Miss Miley may have gone too far by leaving that strap-on… stuck-in!
Never mind, I just remembered where they is at.