I Don’t Even Know Miley Cyrus Anymore

The Superficial | June 22, 2011 - 4:15 pm

A long time ago, Miley Cyrus used to be a budding young artist who always performed her own vagina diddles. But apparently she pays backup dancers to do it now because she’s “Hollywood,” to which I say, what the fuck, Miley? It supposed to be about the diddles! I hate you! *takes out slam book, writes “Miley has a squirrel face” over page dedicated to why Kristen Stewart doesn’t deserve Robert Pattinson, crosses arms* Showed her.

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