I Don’t Even Know Miley Cyrus Anymore

June 22nd, 2011 // 53 Comments

A long time ago, Miley Cyrus used to be a budding young artist who always performed her own vagina diddles. But apparently she pays backup dancers to do it now because she’s “Hollywood,” to which I say, what the fuck, Miley? It supposed to be about the diddles! I hate you! *takes out slam book, writes “Miley has a squirrel face” over page dedicated to why Kristen Stewart doesn’t deserve Robert Pattinson, crosses arms* Showed her.

Photo: Splash News


  1. Miley Cyrus Sequin Vagina
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Another magnificent muffin top moment from moon faced Miley.

  2. It had to be said

    Honestly, if this girl weren’t famous she wouldn’t be the cutest employee at the local fast food joint. Isn’t it about time for her to go away soon?

  3. ugly clothes, faux sex on stage, tard tats, turning into a man-torso.. basically she’s brit/gaga/kesha-lite. and why not, they have no problem selling tix..

  4. Miley Cyrus Sequin Vagina
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Bend over & sell those Aussies your crappola pop music & t-shirts.
    Shake that camel toe.

  5. He’s just giving it a “good girl” pat for behaving during the show.

    • AleisterCrowley

      Looks more like it finally fell off and he’s trying to stick it back on. Partial gloves are better than no gloves at all.

  6. Gee, I’m 18 now so I have to act like a tramp for people to take me seriously as an adult. Who are the 1 or 2 consultants all of these bimbos use? Brittney Spears, Christina Aguilera, Lady Gaga, Keisha, Hilary Duff etc etc etc …

    Or is it the Madonna influence again? She hit it big with Like A Virgin and never looked back, setting the formula for future white trash wannabe singers everywhere to emulate.

  7. rican

    He’s tapping her twat like they do in those porno flicks

    • A

      lol just what is that about???

      • Master Fluffer

        It’s called “fluffing”, and it gets the chicks all hot and wet so when they take a dick on film isn’t doesn’t hurt so much and they might actually enjoy it despite being surrounded by a bunch of smelly fat fucks with cameras filming every angle.

  8. cc

    What father wouldn’t want his daughter to aspire to being a dominatrix?

  9. TomFrank

    When did Hilary Duff get all tramp—oh. Ummm…when did Hilary Duff get all trampy as part of a public persona?

    • TomFrank

      Whoops—that was supposed to be reply to Dante C. up there. My first nesting mistake.

      • The Critical Crassness

        Gossip Girl …Love Triangle …Lesbionics and a movie called “War, Inc,” where she dressed like a tramp and swore like a drunken sailor including dropping the “F- Bomb” about a thousand times. Of course these are all roles she was playing but if you truly believe that is any different than a singer on stage performing,you don’t know shit about entertainers. BTW:Miles has not shown any real skin in public except for her trip to the beach in South America in months….BUT…Who gives a fuck about facts or the truth when you can make up shit! SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO…He isn’t patting her lady parts, he was hired to make sure they stayed safely hidden from all but Liam and Daddy’s view.

    • TomFrank

      I never said I believed that playing trampy roles is any different than a singer on a stage. I just don’t know shit about Hilary Duff, apparently. But then, I get all my celeb news here, and Fish hasn’t featured any of that stuff. Just the engagement blowjob.

  10. Miley Cyrus Sequin Vagina
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    So….she’s a wishing troll.

  11. argleblargle

    This looks very much like that pic of Britney from a few days ago. Is having a black dude simulate sex acts on you on stage the latest craze?

    This was the one I’m talking about, in fact right now it’s #8 on the so freakin hot list to the left.

  12. Miley Cyrus Sequin Vagina
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    Man Chris Bosh must be strapped for cash.

  13. JC

    “Yeah, baby, rub it! Rub it like papa does!”

  14. Miley Cyrus Sequin Vagina
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    I can’t believe she let a black man touch her down there. Her father is going to be so pissed… That’s gonna be all he can think about every time he fucks her now.

  15. MLVC

    Why can I not stop looking at her photos?? Is that wrong??

  16. How

    She’d be fun for a quick anal dump, that’s about it.

  17. Miley Cyrus Sequin Vagina
    Commented on this photo:

    Holy christ on a cracker! Burn that outfit. Burn it like my retina’s are burning right now.

  18. knowgod.org

    Please repent of your sins and turn to Jesus Christ, he is the only that can save you from immorality and damnation. Please visit Knowgod.org to learn how he can be your personal Lord and Savior!

    A lot of people on here seem to suffer the sin of lust. Here is a handy guide to overcoming that sin http://www.cbn.com/spirituallife/teachingsheets/keys-Overcoming_Lust.aspx

    I will pray for you all.

    • Jesus

      I hate to say it, but this girl is indeed a little tramp. I can’t sugar coat it. Yes, she is a child of God, but she’s a slutty child of God. She makes the whore of Babylon look like Mother Theresa.

      And that poor black boy is going to be smelling Rancid tuna for the rest of his life.

  19. Artofwar

    …Is he– is he fisting her??? I mean not that I’m against fisting a bitch until my elbow disappears, but I would say I have to draw the line at doing it in front of 3 thousands prepubescent screaming future fistees…Artofwar

  20. Miley Cyrus Sequin Vagina
    Commented on this photo:

    whats up with miley cyrus thinking shes stevie nicks?

  21. Miley Cyrus Sequin Vagina
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    So this is like Jennifer’s Body right? She’s making a lot or scary “I eat people now” faces.

  22. That Bastard Tony

    I’m sure in an alternate universe, celebrities are allowed to have porn careers in a similar fashion to how some actors are also musicians and/or models. We need to get on track with that so that these young ladies can get it out of their systems.

  23. Arzach

    She’s legal now , she can have her vagina “diddled” anytime in public now

  24. Miley Cyrus Sequin Vagina
    Commented on this photo:

    get used to it she’s not a kid anymore she is a woman and i think she looks pretty good. No wonder she doesn’t want to come back to the USA. People can not accept the fact she growing up and out of the kiddie phase. Just like the poor kids before her trying to make the transition from child star to adult star

  25. Miley Cyrus Sequin Vagina
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    we laugh because seeing girls act stupid is funny to us, but eventually if one day we have daughters they’re going to be doing this kind of crap, letting guys grab their boobies and such and it’s just AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

  26. the captain

    her sick father is the brainchild behind these pathetic things.

  27. It burns, it burns!

  28. terry

    She’s pure trash! Trailer trash!
    Next you’ll see her and ray j in a sex tape.

  29. xerozs

    Trash or not… I’d still hit it….

  30. Miley Cyrus Sequin Vagina
    Commented on this photo:

    looks like someone dipped into lady gaga’s closet on this one…

  31. Miley Cyrus Sequin Vagina
    Norbert vanden Penis
    Commented on this photo:

    Man, think of all the multi-ethnic penises she must be getting

  32. “Diddle it, just a little bit. I wanna see you diddle it, just a little bit. AS IT MOVES!”

  33. Jose

    Caramba! Esta senorita no tiene verguenza.

  34. Joseph


  35. Miley Cyrus Sequin Vagina
    Commented on this photo:

    How can she let him to do so.. It’s so cheap.

  36. Maximilian

    Hmmm..I think she needs some experienced(40+) cock to tame her..im visioning something like that,don’t know why…Shes getting too slutty for my taste and she has to take time out..im 20 so i can’t do the job,any volunteers?

  37. howard

    someone worried here about the example of Miley if
    they had a daughter. i’d say to the daughter… if Miley can do it then you can too.

    Fathers! keep your daughters working.
    it’s good for them to earn.

    and then there is that squirrel face mention.
    i’d do squirrel face kissy face with her at length.
    that’s on my bucket list.

  38. Johanna d' Natalio

    You should have added that nobody really cares about Miley’s imaginary sex life or even about her singing…

  39. Miley Cyrus Sequin Vagina
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    Well I think its official its time to make the move from disney channel!!!

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