We’ve seen Mila Kunis look heavier before, but that was for a movie, and she wasn’t walking right next to Ashton Kutcher who’s clearly making the, “Why didn’t I wear a condom behind that truck back there?” face. Because that’s how fast pregnancies happen. They’re like a ninja, a sneaky, sneaky ninja. One minute, you’re enjoying a delicious sandwich, then the next – BAM! – you’re throwing your adversary down the stairs because did you fucking see that thing? It had nunchucks and wouldn’t stop talking about food. I almost died.
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She’s probably just buffet preggers, not the real thing.
I think douchebag probably ejaculates rainbow punch from his penis, not sperm.
Kutcher hates condoms. Fact.
Find me a dude that doesn’t hate condoms. Or a woman for that matter.
Good point but find me a multi millionaire who is young, good looking and famous and doesn’t use a rubber with random skanks in a hot tub and I’ll show you a grade A moron who deserves to lose his money.
Yes it also show that Ashton has low standards as that Brittney girl was quite ordinary and she made a porn film. Anyone could have him.
what do condoms have to do with birth control? they’re to prevent STDs more than to prevent pregnancies with girlfriends. why are sexually active famous men and women going around having sex without being on birth control? oh… probably because they want kids. whether or not they admit it publicly, to their friends/family, or even to themselves.
looking a few months in.
if that’s a food baby, that must have been one bigass meal.
I feel like all this site does is make fun of celebrities
HA HA HA HA
You must be new.
Not true! We occasionally prejudge based on superficial rumors too.
sometimes we don’t laugh when celebs die, but it has to be someone like andy griffith or MCA. otherwise it’s a big LOL fest as it rightly should be.
Hey, Linds… mind if I borrow that gun once you’re done with it?
I don’t know, she kinda looks preggers. But the after looking at the other pics, I think the stripes on her shirt are causing a sort of optical illusion. If it turns out she is though, who wants to bet that Demi Moore is gonna have another breakdown??? LOL
I agree with misery, this picture will result in a demi moore cut. But, I’m not sure she’s pregnant. The girl said ever since she lost weight for black swan, it’s been gaining back in weird places that it wasn’t before. she said it all goes to her stomach and hips now. Plus, she’s in a new relationship, and everyone gets fat in new relationships because you are happy and eat out a lot.
No wonder she’s the only one putting on weight. If I was in a relationship with Mila, it wouldn’t be food I’d be gorging myself on.
I don’t know… Ashton is looking a little bloated himself! LOL
I think during a morning ritual of grooming at home, Mila felt like she needed to douche and just grabbed the closest one at hand…
I guess we’ve finally settled the question of Demi and Ashton not having kids of their own. Demi’s insides were a rocky place where his seed could find no purchase.
Look at you, quoting parables by way of Raising Arizona!
Idiot.
This relationship was bound to happen at some point. He’s probably been plowing that since they were on “That 70′s Show” together.
She and he could do worse I guess. They have known each other for a long time and unlike Natalie Portman’s douche, he at least has a job and makes a shitload of money.
ASHTON!!! – In William Shatner’s KHAN!
Giggity!
He looks pregnant too!
The look on Ashton’s face says she got to be the man last night.
KELSO! You Dumbass!
No Jimmy Hats when with Mila
seriously? that is what pregnant looks like? did anybody bother to tell jessica simpson?
I say Halloween prank.
When has Fish ever ever called it right on a female being pregnant.
It seems like all these asshole celebritys do is walk around aimlessly while drinking iced coffee, then complain about the paps. It’s called a LIMO stupid! Use one!
She’s looking more and more like Nikita Denise with every pound she packs on.
WHAT THE FUCK SHE REALLY IS PREGNANT. WOW.
She doesn’t look pregnant, dickwad.
Why is she with Bill Murray from Stripes?
Ashton is possibly prego With Mila’s baby. Check out his baby bump too… or they both ate the same kinda cheese burger Shannon Doherty claimed to have eaten????
Mila is looking so rough and old in the face. They must have airbrushed the hell out of her esquire photos. Time for upgrade Ashton!
I don’t know, the guy in the picture doesn’t look that proud of himself for having “impregnated” her. So, unless she is just trying to keep up with the Portman chick, it isn’t likely.
I don’t think she’s pregnant…just getting fat. For the past couple of months, she’s been getting bigger and bigger. Not so “sexiest woman” anymore :(
kelso and jackie finally
She’s definitely pregnant. The look on his face in the first pic says it all…
Wow, Mila is no where close to Demi Moore’s beauty… But hey, movie stars are gross; Often changing partners like one would change underwear…just plain gross…
her pants are on backwards!