Go Home, Internet, You’re Ring Drunk

September 5th, 2013 // 10 Comments

Feeling confident from correctly spotting an engagement ring on Scarlett Johannson‘s finger despite every reason in the world not to do ever do that, the Internet has moved on to accusing Mila Kunis of being engaged to Ashton Kutcher because it doesn’t care who it hurts or how many people will die in its path. It’s one thing to say women look pregnant after eating a full, delicious meal because it’s true, and I know every last one of them secretly is, but to accuse someone of marrying Ashton Kutcher? Jesus Christ, where’s the line anymore?

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  1. Mila Kunis Engagement Ring
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    Nothing says “I’m rich” like a Dollar Store tablecloth jumper and a red lycra tube top.

  2. Loser

    Oh come on, you gotta admit it’s pretty cute. They met when she was like 14 and we’re boyfriend and girlfriend on That 70s Show together. Call me a sucker but I’m happy for these two.

  3. Mila Kunis Engagement Ring
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    I’m pretty sure that’s a purity ring. Yep, that explains everything. *WHEW*. Thank you Jonas Brothers!!!

  4. Even hooking up with that pedo Wilmer Valdersomethingortheother would’ve been a better choice than asstain doucher.

  5. whatthe

    I’m surprised no one has accused her of being pregnant because she’s wearing that baggy jumper.

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    heey
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    Have you ever seen her look like that? No.
    She has the serious face of a pregnant woman who just realized her life is about to change big time.
    Next year Mila will be having a baby, and Scarlett will be having one too. So will Gwen Stefani. 2014 babies.

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    Bob
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    She’s definitely more attractive with her hair down.

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