Go Home, Internet, You’re Ring Drunk

Feeling confident from correctly spotting an engagement ring on Scarlett Johannson’s finger despite every reason in the world not to do ever do that, the Internet has moved on to accusing Mila Kunis of being engaged to Ashton Kutcher because it doesn’t care who it hurts or how many people will die in its path. It’s one thing to say women look pregnant after eating a full, delicious meal because it’s true, and I know every last one of them secretly is, but to accuse someone of marrying Ashton Kutcher? Jesus Christ, where’s the line anymore?

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