Kill you dead…
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One Day I Will Kill You, Ashton Kutcher
August 28th, 2012 // 43 Comments
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unimpressed
Didn’t your mom call you up from the basement for lunch yet?
She looks incredibly average without makeup. She doesn’t even have that post-fucking glow.
In regard to the glow, maybe she doesn’t enjoy fucking Ashton Kutcher as much as you do.
I’m surprised you’re surprised. 90% of Hollywood looks like shit without makeup, lighting and photoshop. Like everyone else.
I’m a female college student and I see girls with asses at least as good as this all the time. Most of them don’t have Mila’s face though to be fair.
Agreed. I’m not wound up by this chick at all anymore. Ashton, Mila, have fun you kids
Watch out we have a badass over here!
You know what I noticed about this picture? The backpack. She makes millions of dollars and can’t find a decent bag to carry her workout gear in?
Simple explanation for Kutcher. After all the Culkin in her, she needed a serious douche.
Is she getting in that huge car or her huge ass is sucking the car under her?
One day? Today is as good a day as any for murder.
The minute I found out MIla and Ashton were an item, she went from hot to gross. For real.
Perhaps the blogger should harness that seething rage and baffled sexual frustration, rise up, climb the stairs, and go make himself a sandwich.
Damn Doc, this midol week or something?
If you defuse the barely repressed psycho-sexual rage that drives this blog, what would its readers, including me, have to do all day? Look for a job while waiting for our Moms to bring us our grilled cheese sandwiches?
Actually Confusus, your mom makes shitty grill cheese… But the woman can suck a cock… I am sure you know that tho…
to be honest i would still do her and most of the people here would also. At worst she is average to cute.
Amazing!….when did Mila get an ass like that?!…exceptional!!
At least she held it in until she got inside her tinted windows; maybe she thought they didn’t see her. Would that she had held onto the face she made in the previous picture similarly.
Actually, that is an improvement over the flat ass should always had.
More like “Blazing Saddlebags”, amirite? (I kid, Mila, I kid. You’re adorable. And it would probably take two of you to make a me.)
It’s not good when a Demi Moore is considered too good for a certified class one asshole scumbag asston doucher.
You know the PAP is 6 feet away yelling “MILA! MILA over here!”
I dont feel sorry for celebs as the fame is part of the salary.
But I am a bit understanding when said celebrity is gorgeous.
Why do you look so upset. You’re the one fucking Ashton Kutcher. We’re the ones who are pissed.
Now see if I said that the FBI would be at my door.
Over Ashton? Doubtful. Unless they wanted to bring you some guns. Maybe.
*knock, knock*
“Hi there, we’re with the FBI. We heard you needed our help?”
Eh, Ashton can have her. There are 156 hotter chicks in Hollywood.
she had nearly faded away when the 70′s show ended until black swan came out and the average maxim reader started fapping to her again for the lezbo thing she did with portman.
i won’t say she is ugly but, i have never seen what the fuss is about this one. people used to freak out over skin and bones jolie and then megan and i guess this one is still holding the over-rated crown.
i don’t know where maxim will rate her next time around but less than a top 5 would be surprising. they basically operate like this: throw in some common names associated with hotness and throw in some bony foreign supermodels few have ever heard of outside the industry and you have maxim’s hot list.
She is kind of ugly, though.
Ashton is like meth for hot women. Once they’ve sucked his pipe, they either lose their looks or their minds.
That … is the wisest … thing I’ve read all day.
I lost all respect for her when she started banging that douchebag Kutcher.
I will lose all respect for her if she marries him.
She seems pretty miserable.
At least we know if anyone else ends up banging Mila that her vag will still be tight.
Needledick bug fucker ain’t wrecking anything.
Whoa. I think she’s given me… hope in having an ass someday.
In an ocean of ” hollywood magic ” beauties.. She may be the most over rated of all time.
she’s fugly.
She grew an ass since May?
http://www.popoholic.com/2012/05/31/mila-kunis-is-one-uber-sexy-and-bootylicious-painter/
Someone got some padded ass pants since pics on her surfboard body made rounds online
Usually a good looking chick looks better if she hangs with ugly ones. In this case, her being with that goofball makes her look worse.
i woul love to bury my fac deep in her ass crack and go to town, i bet it would smell amazing
NAWT!!!! while the green really is a good color for her, the dress’s skirt isn’t good at all!!!! next time Mira, just go for the loengr, flowy skirt, or the short, flowy/in. NEVER go for a skirt that rests right in the middle of your kneecaps. it always makes your legs look super short and a little chubby. go for 1/2 2 1/2 inches above your knee to show off your legs or a flowy floor (i repeat: FLOOR) length gown to make it look like your walking on air.