Mila Kunis Is The Mother of Ashton Kutcher’s Baby
Over the weekend, George Clooney got married, and now People reports Mila Kunis gave birth to a baby girl whose father is Ashton Kutcher, so good game, everybody. We had a good run. If you’ll quietly remain seated, a demon should be around shortly to bathe this world in ash and hellfire.
UPDATE: Never mind. It’s only taking selfies with Selena Gomez. False alarm!
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