Mila Kunis keeps denying she’s dating Ashton Kutcher because she’s obviously smart enough to know he’s one of the most hated douchebags on the planet, but not smart enough to not have sex with him. Except it’s going to be harder for her to deny she fell for his schtick, because here’s the two of them cuddling together at Soho House over the weekend while she’s running her fingers along his neck. Then again, maybe “just really close friends” do that kind of stuff to show how much they care. I wouldn’t know. Photo Boy’s always, “Hey, let’s dry hump.” I’M A PERSON.