Mila Kunis keeps denying she’s dating Ashton Kutcher because she’s obviously smart enough to know he’s one of the most hated douchebags on the planet, but not smart enough to not have sex with him. Except it’s going to be harder for her to deny she fell for his schtick, because here’s the two of them cuddling together at Soho House over the weekend while she’s running her fingers along his neck. Then again, maybe “just really close friends” do that kind of stuff to show how much they care. I wouldn’t know. Photo Boy’s always, “Hey, let’s dry hump.” I’M A PERSON.
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In other equally startling news revelations, Anderson Cooper is gay.
I came here for the pictures of Mila Kunis having sex.
Shame.
Mila Kunis began hitting the wall after Forgetting Sarah Marshall, it’s time to accept that reality.
I have to disagree.
BTW, are you related to Michael Buble, the singer?
Nice to see this chic actually has a flaw after all…
she slept with Macaulay Culkin for 8 years…..even though Ashton is a douche-bag it’s still a step up.
Why can’t we be friends, Mila?
I wonder if she’ll get discounts on Nikon cameras now.
Those should work well to film her sex tape.
Doesn’t surprise me in the least. We’re talking about someone who sexed up Culkin for years.
She is dead to me now.
Sooo…am I the only one who’s creeping out on the idea that Aston hooked up with Mila cuz she’s the young version of Demi? Kinda reminds me of the Brett Favre-Jenn Sturger sexting deal. She was a dead ringer for his wife – 20 years ago!
If you really want to get creeped out, think about the fact that when they first met on That 70′s Show, he was 20 and she was 14.
What’s so amazing is that Kunis pulled off what should be the impossible: she traded down from Macaulay Culkin.
This is unacceptable.
He’s hot, good for her!
No.
I’m not surprised you hang around this website asston.
I thought they fixed her eyes, damn it.
I’m still trying to decide who is worse, Ashy Coochie or Timberlake. Say what you want about Culkin, at least he seemed a little more down-to-earth than these two.
hello wisconsin
If she was 14 when they first met, she must be living out some early childhood crush thing, AGAIN.
Well, I think they make a cute couple.
Jackie and Kelso forever!!!!!!!!!
Can’t we get Lisa Robin Kelly to tempt him to cheat on her? Or at least Christina Moore?
No! :p
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I used to think she was hot until I learned she had sex with Macaulay Culkin AND Ashton Kutcher #NOPE
lindsay, what are you doing here?
I wonder what keeps her vag more clean/scent free, douching with lemon juice or Ashton?
She’ll always be welcome at my house for weekends of rebound sex.
Eh, she is frumpy looking. She was alright before, never great, but now she looks like a hot fkn mess.
Well he does have a big one!
a big ego maybe……….
what happened to her? She’s getting chubby
Actor, movie role, ring a bell?
And I thought she had some class………….Kutcher sure knows how to mess up a good meal…………
She’s just lost about a million coolness points. Apparently she’s dumb as well as blind.
He’s obviously going to fuck her over at some point. Get all the good sex you can then drop his ass, Mila!
They’re totally doing it. I see them at my ice cream place in Westwood, chewing on each other. Well, she was just sliding her hands up his shirt but then I filled in the blanks. And THEN I didn’t want ice cream.
More details please if you really did see them at ice-cream place. One time only? or multiple times? Hand up shirt? in public? I don’t really buy it. Take a pic on the sly if you see them constantly! we need more proof :P
What’s the name of the ice cream place, please?
After 8 years of Macaulay’s wheezy little goatee, I’d be happy to bang on Ashton too, douchedom notwithstanding.
There is no god. Well, there never was a god, but now this is definitive proof that there is no god. If there was a just and loving god, this kind of shit wouldn’t happen…and I would be with Mila in all her heterochromatic glory.
she’s too good for him