And he’s banged all the hot out of her. I knew this would happen.
Earlier in the week, there were long distance pics of Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher that I never got a hold of, so here’s the two of them going out to eat last night and not even caring if anyone sees them because it’s not like everyone isn’t aware of Mila’s shame by now. That said, they apparently missed the memo that the cool way to reveal secret relationships now is to have one of you get caught cheating. So, on that note, I’d like Mila Kunis to know I have performed cunnilingus in a car before. Granted, on a donut, but how different can those be from vaginas? You probably can’t even tell them apart.