Mila Kunis & Ashton Kutcher Aren’t Even Hiding It Anymore

July 27th, 2012 // 53 Comments
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And he’s banged all the hot out of her. I knew this would happen.

Earlier in the week, there were long distance pics of Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher that I never got a hold of, so here’s the two of them going out to eat last night and not even caring if anyone sees them because it’s not like everyone isn’t aware of Mila’s shame by now. That said, they apparently missed the memo that the cool way to reveal secret relationships now is to have one of you get caught cheating. So, on that note, I’d like Mila Kunis to know I have performed cunnilingus in a car before. Granted, on a donut, but how different can those be from vaginas? You probably can’t even tell them apart.

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  1. El Jefe

    WTF, is he a vampire that sucks the hottness out of chicks? She went from a 9 to a 6 in the short time that she has been dating him.

  2. mrfknhappy

    This girl has been and always will be average looking at best.

    • Peter Griffin

      Shut up, Meg!

      • That Bastard Tony

        Without makeup, properly-styled hair and good lighting, Mila is average. I still want to bang her, but she isn’t my No. 1. There are women out there who are naturally hot in every way with minimal upkeep. That’s the magic of Hollywood for ya.

  3. small asian penis

    Attractive people want to hump each other, BFD…

    • Laurie

      True dat. I love her. He’s adorable but a hopeless whore. She doesn’t have the power to change that….

  4. CrashHell

    Stop being surprised. this is the guy that took her virginity at the age of 16 when they were on the tv show. That little statatory indiscretion threw her in the arms of another victim of a famous moonwalking Chester for nearly 8 years…THE MILK’S GONE BAD! Been bad. Is it now painfully obvious that the woman has the common sense of a squirrel jumping in front of a semi for deez nuts?

  5. Fish has obviously returned from his “happy place” and accepted the domination of Kunis vag by Kutcher pene… Sad days but we all have to accept it… :(

  6. mark

    Kelso and Jackie back together!

    • Archie Leach

      Kunis would’ve done better even with Xenu Masterson…… hell she’d have done better even with pedophile Wilmer Valderrama!

  7. oh i know

    “a donut..” LMFAO!!!!!

  8. Mila Kunis Ashton Kutcher
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    She looks ragged and he looks like a child.

  9. Mila always had some fucked up tastes in guys … I mean, Macaulay Culkin? What the Hell was that? It’s too bad she settles for the likes of Ashton Kutcher when she could be the next in line to be brainwashed by Scientology and get fake married to Tom Cruise. A-List, bay-bee!

    • Archie Leach

      And to think, everyone was saying “well there’s no way that Kunis can do any worse than Macaulay Culkin……. but goddamn!

      Kunis actually pulled off the seemingly impossible!

      • mismy

        hahaha so true!
        I used to think he was so hot, but then a decade went by and he still looks and seems 17 years old.

  10. Inner Retard

    Why can’t Kutcher just date Madonna? They were made for each other.

  11. Archie Leach

    To paraphrase Eric Forman: “she’s all tainted now”.

  12. Brian

    If God existed and granted me one wish, it would be for cunnilingus to taste like licking the inside of a donut.

  13. Mila Kunis Ashton Kutcher
    what the huh?
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    has ashton always looked this goofy? wasnt he considered hot or even good looking at one point in time?

  14. direchef

    Culkin dick-planted a time bomb and it just went off.

    • Connie Lingus

      She’ll be ready for Charlie Sheen in about two months judging from the rate at which she is looking more and more whorish

  15. katy perry's pancake areola

    who are these people and what the hell kind of names are ashton kutcher and mila kunis? this is just retarded!

  16. Mila Kunis Ashton Kutcher
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    I am surprised you did not use this opportunity to make a mila cunnis joke.

  17. judgingyou

    I’m sorry for your loss Fish.

  18. Mila Kunis Ashton Kutcher
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    wow she looks FAT and bloated…and as much as i hate to say it, he looks cute here…

  19. dirk diggler

    Somewhere in Obscurity Danny Masterson is waiting patiently for his turn.

  20. Looks to me like Mila is disgusted with herself. “I can’t believe I let that jackoff put his wiener in my va-jay-jay. I am a fucking slut!”

  21. PeeDeeEss

    Whoever wrote this news item gets a thumbs up from me; the donut-vagina comments had me laughing out loud. 

  22. Burt

    She looks old beyond her years.

  23. Mila Kunis Ashton Kutcher
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    What the fuck, Ashton? You’ve ruined her! Sucked all of the life and hotness out of her. I haven’t seen her smile in weeks.

  24. Gray

    Damn she is Fugly. Please note the usage of a capital F.

    That is all.

  25. Haggie

    This will be a career-ender for Kunis. Nobody respects anyone willing to fuck that moron, Kutcher. Her next movie will tank. Guaranteed.

  26. Mila Kunis Ashton Kutcher
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    Girlfriend needs facial blotters or at least a midday face wash. Mila is still a beautiful girl, but there isn’t a bit of joy in her face. Even after they escape the paparazzi to the comfort of the car, she remains joyless and sad. Damn, girl, find a man who makes you happy.

  27. Mila Kunis Ashton Kutcher
    I sitll can't believe its not butter
    Commented on this photo:

    There really is no point in stealth here, we had you at plaid.

  28. Mila Kunis Ashton Kutcher
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    God, I’d love to suck his cock…….and have him shoot his load all over me.

  29. Mila Kunis Ashton Kutcher
    I'm A Jerk
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    Jackie is having Kelso’s Baby!?!

  30. terry

    Her weight is going to explode!!! She already looks bloated. It won’t last anyway.
    A lot of the Russian chicks start out nice, tight and fit..Then all hell breaks loose after 30. Stomach starts dropping, ass falls apart and the titties just fucking go insane…

  31. Wait… Is this the Apocalypse? I got sidetracked with all the Jackson family kidnappings and Twilight infidelity. I don’t want to miss it!

  32. Jessi

    So Mila gained a few pounds, big deal. She’s still pretty. Not everybody is meant to be a waif, she’s earned a name for herself and if she wants to eat, let the girl eat in peace! And you wonder why most of these actresses have eating disorders.

    • Schmidtler

      yeah, what does Mila Kunis need to maintain her good looks for, when she can score movie roles relying exclusively on her superb acting skills?! She can follow in that blazing path of acting success of Gabourey Sidigbougeebay, or whoever that huge fat broad was that was in that movie Oprah liked so much.

  33. anonym

    both of them have compatible facial structures. They could make some OK-looking babies…….. unlike Bruce and Demi.

    god, their kids are UGLY.

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