Mila Kunis and Natalie Portman Wore Fancy Dresses

January 17th, 2011 // 44 Comments

After rekindling America’s love affair with unrealistic lesbian sex, Natalie Portman and Mila Kunis have been red carpet staples this awards season thanks to their work in Black Swan. Despite essentially committing a crime against nature (i.e. this), Natalie’s the one getting all the credit while Mila tags along looking just, just awesome. Sure, she’s not receiving any awards, but the other day she fit into a pair of jeans and a flock of doves started weeping from the sheer beauty and majesty. In contrast, Natalie Portman ate a burrito after threatening to stab someone if it didn’t have sour cream on it. You pick the winner.

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  1. GravyLeg

    I am STILL shocked that anyone from the cast of “That 70s Show” has made it big anywhere… Never saw that coming…

  2. Cock Dr

    Can I just say how much I hate hate hate the “Skins” ads?
    I have a really retarded looking guy on my left screen side. Will I have to look at him all damn day?

  3. Why didn’t anyone else dress up? Didn’t they know it was an awards ceremony?

  4. GravyLeg

    That dress would look better with a pearl necklace…

  5. Hate Rough? you probably hate freedom

    Why are people complaining about skin mtv? how is this generation suppose to discover the next Kloe sivanye or rosario dawson?

  6. Lauren

    Hey Superficial – Natalie Portman is a hardcore vegan. Don’t you mean tofu on her edamame burrito?

  7. Mila Kunis Golden Globes
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    Marion Cotillard’s twin sister?!

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    freakin’ beautiful bitches..

  9. mightycheese

    beautiful bitches! make me sick…i’m going to go pick at my face and possibly begin inflicting superficial cuts.

  10. Elle

    Mila Kunis deserves the most improved award. She went from “the chick who played Jackie on that 70s show and Meg’s voice” to “hot chick that dyked out in that movie with Natalie Portman”.

  11. stand back! it's gonna get spoogy in here...

    Sooooo yummy! Other hollyweird ‘starlets’ take note: her skin is nice because she isn’t a malnourished waif! In other words, eat a sandwich – a real one from a deli with MEAT on it (I’m looking at you, Nat)!

  12. I love Mila and Natalie. Mila was awesome in Max Payne and I loved Natalie in The Other Boyln Girl.

  13. The Most Interesting

    The word — Ow! — “smoldering” — goddamn! — has finally — fudge! — been done justice.

    Pardon me, I need to dowse my computer with cold water…

  14. krutboo

    she is blazing hot. She is that epic type of hot that makes me feel sad that I will never in my life even get a chance to say “hello” to her. never mind introducing her to my penis

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    stunning. absolutely, outrageously stunning. if i met her it would be difficult not to stare. wow.

  16. Jimboooo!

    God Damn, Mila’s hot. Natalie I can take or leave.

  17. bimbamboing

    Oh really?

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  19. Natalie Portman Critics' Choice Awards
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    Fair warning, I WILL be photoshopping my dong into this picture.

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  21. Amy Sandwich

    Mila seems to look better with age. She looks amazing here.

  22. hmmm

    I’m really starting to get sick of the “pregnant women=fat heifers” misogynistic “schtick” that continues to be regurgitated here.

    Where the hell do you prepubescent *straight guys who read gossip blogs think you came from anyway?

    * not actually straight, just trying to act that way

  23. Mila Kunis Golden Globes
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    She is absolute perfection

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    Oh wow that dress (and accessories) is gorgeous!

  25. boli

    she always looks like she just creamed her panties.

  26. burner

    Both are sheer beauties.

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    like it

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    And to think… just yesterday she probably wasn’t fucking Ashton Kutcher.

    Why do women let rank penises invade them?

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    Wow, she is hot.

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