After rekindling America’s love affair with unrealistic lesbian sex, Natalie Portman and Mila Kunis have been red carpet staples this awards season thanks to their work in Black Swan. Despite essentially committing a crime against nature (i.e. this), Natalie’s the one getting all the credit while Mila tags along looking just, just awesome. Sure, she’s not receiving any awards, but the other day she fit into a pair of jeans and a flock of doves started weeping from the sheer beauty and majesty. In contrast, Natalie Portman ate a burrito after threatening to stab someone if it didn’t have sour cream on it. You pick the winner.