Mickey Rourke Sh*ts On Every Single Movie He Just Made

April 14th, 2011 // 56 Comments

Mickey Rourke attended the Scream 4 after-party Tuesday night which he apparently only showed up for to see Harvey Weinstein. “I don’t know nothing about the movie,” were his exact words. Vulture managed to catch up with him where he proceeded to trash both of his latest films starting with 13 co-starring 50 Cent who happened to be hosting the party:

You guys are in a movie together, right?
A really bad movie, yeah.
What?! Is it out?
No, it’s so bad it can’t get out.
Tell me why you made it.
For the money.
But you think the movie’s bad.
You have to watch it.
What about your movie with Megan Fox and Bill Murray?
Terrible. Another terrible movie. But, you know, in your career and all the movies you make, you’re going to make dozens of terrible ones.
You called Megan Fox, like, one of the best actresses of all time.
That I worked with [smirk].
That movie’s getting limited release.
That’s because it’s not very good.

In case this isn’t enough proof that Mickey Rourke is a breath of fresh air who always says it like it is, one time he saw Kate Winslet‘s breasts on the red carpet and started touching himself. No, really. He’s like Superman. He never lies.

Photos: Splash News


  1. Dan

    Honestly, you have to respect that.

  2. Dorian Gray

    Looking as he does now, he could’ve played his role in Sin City without any enhancement at all.

  3. maybe boxing turned him into another gary busey. and maybe it gave him a moment of clarity. hollywood does suck the big one though

  4. Mickey Rourke
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    scarjo’s sweats look a lot looser on him

  5. Mickey Rourke
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    Full Retard Football

  6. Bucky Barnes

    At this point he has more attractive thighs than Scarlett Johansson… Oh the humanity!

  7. ChinaSuperficial

    Dude, that is spot on. This is how Gary Busey started.

  8. Cock Dr

    Looks like another LA plastic surgery victim.
    Thanks for the honesty about the movie projects. We can’t say we weren’t warned.

  9. Mickey Rourke
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    His plastic surgery was just horrifying. He was completely disfigured.

  10. Mickey Rourke
    The Most Interesting
    Commented on this photo:

    I wanted to make a joke about his expression, but it’s like beating a kid with Down’s syndrome — easy but unrewarding.

  11. Amy

    I went in skeptical, but I thought 13 was pretty entertaining.

  12. Satan's bitch

    He looks like the Frankenstein version of Benicio Del Toro.

    (Yeah, the honesty is kind of refreshing. PS: that’s a rugby ball.)

  13. Franksinatrastein

    He and I have a lot in common. I also touch myself when I see Kate Winslet’s breasts…

  14. Mickey Rourke
    Satan's bitch
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    Found my Halloween mask for this year.

  15. Mickey Rourke. Finally. Someone for Charlie Sheen to look up to.

  16. Mickey Rourke
    Double D
    Commented on this photo:

    Please, support the International Society for Burn Injuries (worldburn-dot-org), and you too can help heal the wounds of those who have been… What? This did did NOT have fourth-degree burns over his face? Then what the F happened?

  17. Mickey Rourke
    Double D
    Commented on this photo:

    Please, support the International Society for Burn Injuries (worldburn-dot-org), and you too can help heal the wounds of those who have been… What? This dude did NOT have fourth-degree burns over his face? Then what the F happened?

  18. Mickey Rourke
    Double D
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    It looks like he’d live under a bridge and eat billygoats.

  19. Govt. Cheese

    This guy is my role model!

  20. Mickey Rourke
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    second pic looks like cat woman

  21. Mickey Rourke
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    open your eyes, you catch like a girl

  22. Mickey Rourke
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    “Come into the DARK SIIIIIIIIIDE!”

    Emperor Palpatine anyone?

  23. Mickey Rourke
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    “Hey, not ready!”

  24. Cookie Monster

    This guy is great..never afraid to speak his mind and laid back as shiiit..quite the personality as swell..

    • Burt

      I love how he always manages to steal scenes from the Oscar winners he’s in movies with.

      What he doesn’t get is that no matter how terrible a movie he’s been in can be, it’s still worth watching for his scenes. He’s always great, no matter how bad the movie may be.

  25. Mickey Rourke
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    Alright Micky you old dog….lets do this…..breath…1…2….3….here we go….I’m a bush, I’m a bush, I’m a bush….

  26. Rock out with your cock out

    Rourke is breaking down all sorts of barriers, it used to be you had to be a black guy doing the rooster strut in the ghetto for it to be socially acceptable to fondle yourself in front of chicks.

    Go Mickey go!!!!

    Next thing you know he’ll be sporting some purple drank at a local city park BBQ or something.

  27. graymatter

    The burn actually makes sense.

  28. His rugby player-meets Blues Brothers-meets ravine trail rapist style is very post-modern.

  29. Ron Burgundy

    He effing rules!
    As odd as he is I think he’s about the only real person in Hollywood.
    Mickey isn’t blowing smoke up anyone’s ass, he tells it like it is…and you gotta love that.

  30. “Q. That movie’s getting limited release.A. That’s because it’s not very good.”

    Man, did I laugh, reading that :)

  31. Mickey Rourke
    Panda Thunder
    Commented on this photo:

    When not relaxing in the DeLaceys woodshed Frankensteins monster liked to re-enact classic rugby world cup fumbles to upload on youtube.

  32. Mickey Rourke
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    So Lindsay Lohan started working out again, huh

  33. MrsPlant

    It’s so obvious Megan Fox gave him a hummer.

  34. T1

    the last movie I saw him in before the plastic surgery was the one with david arquette (however that’s spelled) …I thought it was good.

    Despite it having emanuelle chiqri (know names just can’t spell ‘em) and fifty cent …both of whom i despise on a personal level …I thought 13 was really good. or at least not bad.

  35. Anya

    Nothing sexier than a man in jeggings

  36. I guess this means American Apparel lost the endorsement bidding war.

  37. Mickey Rourke
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    I ran into him here in Wiesbaden, Germany (he lives here) and doesnt really look that bad in person. I was expecting what I see in that picture, but I have to say this photograph actually makes him look worse believe it or not.

  38. gary the skinhead

    mickys one of the few americans i like the majority suck

  39. ed zeppelin

    He was great in The Hunchback Of Notre Dame

  40. Kevin

    Comon yu guys, what’s with beating upon the guy?
    We all know he has spent a lot of time with a bottle (any of you saints? Well then go ahead and cast the first stone.) Let us know about your indiscretions so we can all make fun of you as well!

    He was a pro boxer for many years and has talked openly about his numerous facial reconstructive surgeries (Crushed cheek bone, repeated broken nose and such) and has treated it all with humor saying he obviously went to the wrong plastic surgeon. Get with it, he knows how he looks….and by your comments…I assume you all think you are pretty hot looking yourself?

    Anyway, I also live here in Germany and saw him on Friday night walking down town. I agree he looks pretty good, sure you can see he has had a tough time in the past…but looked pretty happy and healthy on Friday.

    Glad to have him here and that he seems to enjoying things again.

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