Michelle Rodriguez in a Bikini:
The Crap I Missed – Monday 4.29.13

April 29th, 2013 // 41 Comments

I’m sure you guys have gathered that I’m filling in for Fish while he’s “whistlin’ dixie” or whatever the southern phrase is for discreetly checking out boardshort bulges from behind aviators. Something about bumps on a log? I don’t know, I went to college. Anyway, there won’t be any genuine The Crap We Missed posts this week because those things take me a shit-ton of time to curate — yes, they deserve this high-class verb — so I’ll be wasting all my time this week not finding pictures of Prince Charles crapping in fighter jets. (Please send hatemail to quitcryingitwillbebackinaweek@thesuperficial.com) You’ll have to settle for random bikini galleries in his place, which I know is both a travesty and an affront to the crown.

Ah fuck, I couldn’t help myself. Feed my lovelies, FEED!!

- Photo Boy

Photo: Bauer-Griffin, WENN


  1. tlmck

    You could just do the normal “Crap We Missed” and skip the other daily posts as far as I’m concerned. The others are generally not worth commenting on. Just my two cents worth.

  2. Had a thing for her since the original Fast and Furious. Wanted to get roughed up in bed by her back then. Want to get roughed her in bed by her now.

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    I’ve seen her in that bikini before, so this is confirmation that she’s poor. Still waiting on confirmation that she’s a man, so I can wash my eyes out with bleach.

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    ScotlandThe Brave
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    Looks like water in Miami is cold.

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    “You talkin too me?”

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    ScotlandThe Brave
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    Nobody will kick sand in her face.

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    “Hey, there’s no BBWs allowed on this beach”

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    God! She makes me curse the gods I wasn’t born a lesbian. She’s too beautiful.

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    “Lemme see ‘em again lady and I can get you an extra part in the next Fast and Furious.”

  10. Michelle Rodriguez Bikini
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    Kinda looks like a hotter, female Matt Damon.

  11. Michelle Rodriguez Bikini
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    “Shamoo! You came back?!”

  12. Damn she still looks great.

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    Buddy The Elf
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    Buddy The Elf
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    I would be pretty fast (and furious) with that.

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  16. Michelle Rodriguez Bikini
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    I don’t know what Michelle just said to Jennifer Lover Hewitt, but it seems to have really shocked her.

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    It’s not that Michelle Rodriguez is unattractive, it’s that she only has one expression. and that expression is “bitch”.

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    I would have a lot of sex with that. A lot.

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    i’m guessing she’s tasting tuna.

  20. SpareClownParts

    Well, its better than what I would have imagined

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    Jason Suckasskiss
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    She can smile? GTFO

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    For a rather unfeminine figure, she works it…

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    Scotty McSnicker
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    She’s solid. I’d tear it up.

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    She’s pretty hot when she just herself- no make up etc….

    It’s when she starts wearing girly dresses and caking on the makeup; she looks odd.

  25. Matthew McConaughey
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    A walking corpse.

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  27. Nisse

    Cute boy butt. Tits not too big. Long black shiny hair,

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    Lucas Nord
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    Every once in a while bull dykes show curves in mostly the right places

    • From Wikipedia…
      In July 2006, Rodriguez told UK’s Cosmopolitan magazine that she was not lesbian, but had “experimented with both sexes.”
      Cool with me. I think she’s as sexy as a motherfucker.

  29. eddie scozzare

    rodriguez you say? sounds latin. i’ve heard they can run a bit sassy.

  30. The “B’ in this B-Team stands for BOOBS. You go, Photo Boy!

  31. Matthew McConaughey
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    The moment when young Liberace accidentally looked right at the Ark of the Covenant.

  32. Michelle Rodriguez Bikini
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    Who the fuck took my clothes?

  33. Matthew McConaughey
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    You are a god among men, SW. Thank you for entertaining the ever-loving shit out of me every day.

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    Mel Gibson's Shrink
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    There is still something very masculine about her.

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    “I just want to know who will be in the tighter leather or latex, me or Jovovich!?”

    Rehearsing her future phone conversation to her agent about the next Resident Evil movie.

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    That tattoo must be the bar code you use when you return her.

  37. Matthew McConaughey
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    Someone must have forgotten to tell Matthew that his “audition” was over and he got the part.

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