“Aye chi-papi, are those man balls? I must stop drinking the beer.”
Here’s Michelle Rodriguez and her new boyfriend Gianluca Vacchi who, okay, isn’t the Dos Equis guy, but only because he’s the Italian Santa Claus. “I bringa you a present ina my sack. (That’sa my sex joke.)” The important thing is she’s found someone who appreciates her love of cliff-diving, motorcycles and wearing Macho Man’s pants, may he rest in peace.
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And if Michelle gets bored during the fucking she can amuse herself with the reading materials scribbled all over him.
What, no underboob comments? Jeez, is everyone on vacation?
Isn’t she a lesbian?
She wears pants. He wears panties. Too easy.
“I don’t always get a tattoo… oh wait, yes I do.”
+1
“Me gustaría aprovechar ese culo.”
a total definition of butterface.
I don’t always bang men, but when I do, I bang Rodriguez.
“I don’t always have sex, but when I do… I prefer to put it in her ass.”
Cool. This actually makes sense.
Go Michelle, go older Italian dude.
The guy in the background seems to be screaming, you can’t do that here. Go away, go away.
Are we really sure Micheal Jackson is dead, cause this seems to be a dead ringer for him. Cringing away from the old guy might just prove it.
She has weird foreplay rituals, I’m going to say most guys will not enjoy being smacked up beside the head with rocks.
I thought she was a lesbian.
*studies photos*
Well, she sure proved that theory wrong.
Looks like a fab vacation, probably powered up by a kilo of cocaine.
Actually it does not.
Other sites have her on this same vacation with her girlfriend giving her kisses on the mouth.
Soooo, I don’t know…
When I saw that first pic I was convinced it was a still from a porn movie called something like ‘Pussy Pirates of the Caribbean’.
I was thinking similar things, like seeing an old 70′s porn flick poster when I caught the pic.
She’s hot and if he can convince her to switch teams he must have something other men don’t have. If you’ve still got it use it.
Blech
Nice penis.
It could be a colostomy bag, just really well hidden
shes bisexual. and he should not be wearing that.
……….that guy is a PAEDOPHILE?
I think the reason we rarely see a bikini bottom anymore is that she refuses to shave below the waist.
It in this case, dude might have a thing for spandex.
Woven little things rapped around your ankle + micro speedo swim suit showing too much stuff = things that do not age well.
That’s how a man falls from cool to stupid.
Well *if* we’re going to do that Austin Powers bit we’re going to need something like Gonzo’s beak to cover that thing up… hey, will this boulder work?
merman
These two are bearding-out hardcore.
He’s a muco mucho wealthy italian business man. So she’s not such a rebel after all…
Nice gap, Dos Equis guy!
The spandex makes it easier to hide her dick
“i don’t always drink cunt juice, but when I do, I make sure it’s from a tranny”
ha…. notice the random chicks around the boat… you think Michelle & the dos equis guy aren’t doing all of them?? he’s just her compadre/ probably getting pussy magnet tips from him… pretty ambitious, considering his ‘character’ she might be admitting to being bi now, but it isn’t with him!
looks like she’s got a thing for grampa
Did anyone really think she didn’t have daddy issues?
Are we sure he wasn’t once a woman?
That’s an *ahem* manly ankle bracelet.
Is it just me or are ALL of his tattoos above his waist line?
MUITO BOAS FOTOS BOM.
That man has a body that would put MOST young men to shame. Nice to hear the men being catty for a change. He is HOT regardless of his age, not a fan of the ink, but with legs like that I’ll let it go.
Looks like he shaves them lol
Once a dyke, always a dyke.
whoa he looks very….big
Ummm, why does it seem to be OK around here that he’s wearing panties? Can I request that this site remain dedicated to females wearing the bikinis? Thank you for your cooperation.
Nigga Please!
That is why he is the “Most Interesting Man in the World”
Should have went with “Los Dykes”
nope just a bi girlie
heck yeah!