Michelle Rodriguez is Banging The Dos Equis Guy

July 8th, 2011 // 77 Comments

“Aye chi-papi, are those man balls? I must stop drinking the beer.”

Here’s Michelle Rodriguez and her new boyfriend Gianluca Vacchi who, okay, isn’t the Dos Equis guy, but only because he’s the Italian Santa Claus. “I bringa you a present ina my sack. (That’sa my sex joke.)” The important thing is she’s found someone who appreciates her love of cliff-diving, motorcycles and wearing Macho Man’s pants, may he rest in peace.

Photo: Fame, INFdaily, Splash News

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  1. Michelle Rodriguez Bikini Gianluca Vacchi
    Cock Dr
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    And if Michelle gets bored during the fucking she can amuse herself with the reading materials scribbled all over him.

  2. Michelle Rodriguez Bikini Gianluca Vacchi
    Cock Dr
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    What, no underboob comments? Jeez, is everyone on vacation?

  3. Venom

    Isn’t she a lesbian?

  4. Michelle Rodriguez Bikini Gianluca Vacchi
    Double D
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    She wears pants. He wears panties. Too easy.

  5. Michelle Rodriguez Bikini Gianluca Vacchi
    KC
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    “I don’t always get a tattoo… oh wait, yes I do.”

  6. Michelle Rodriguez Bikini Gianluca Vacchi
    KC
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    “Me gustaría aprovechar ese culo.”

  7. Michelle Rodriguez Bikini Gianluca Vacchi
    elle
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    a total definition of butterface.

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    Codot
    Commented on this photo:

    I don’t always bang men, but when I do, I bang Rodriguez.

  9. Kodos

    “I don’t always have sex, but when I do… I prefer to put it in her ass.”

  10. Cool. This actually makes sense.
    Go Michelle, go older Italian dude.

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    reformed_druid
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    The guy in the background seems to be screaming, you can’t do that here. Go away, go away.

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    reformed_druid
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    Are we really sure Micheal Jackson is dead, cause this seems to be a dead ringer for him. Cringing away from the old guy might just prove it.

  13. Michelle Rodriguez Bikini Gianluca Vacchi
    reformed_druid
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    She has weird foreplay rituals, I’m going to say most guys will not enjoy being smacked up beside the head with rocks.

  14. Cock Dr

    I thought she was a lesbian.
    *studies photos*
    Well, she sure proved that theory wrong.
    Looks like a fab vacation, probably powered up by a kilo of cocaine.

    • Venom

      Actually it does not.
      Other sites have her on this same vacation with her girlfriend giving her kisses on the mouth.
      Soooo, I don’t know…

  15. cc

    When I saw that first pic I was convinced it was a still from a porn movie called something like ‘Pussy Pirates of the Caribbean’.

  16. PoorMaryKelly

    She’s hot and if he can convince her to switch teams he must have something other men don’t have. If you’ve still got it use it.

  17. Mel Gibson's Shrink

    Blech

  18. Michelle Rodriguez Bikini Gianluca Vacchi
    bell
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    Nice penis.

  19. QT

    shes bisexual. and he should not be wearing that.

  20. the captain

    ……….that guy is a PAEDOPHILE?

  21. tlmck

    I think the reason we rarely see a bikini bottom anymore is that she refuses to shave below the waist.

    It in this case, dude might have a thing for spandex.

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    Audrey Jo
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    Woven little things rapped around your ankle + micro speedo swim suit showing too much stuff = things that do not age well.
    That’s how a man falls from cool to stupid.

  23. Michelle Rodriguez Bikini Gianluca Vacchi
    Waldorf
    Commented on this photo:

    Well *if* we’re going to do that Austin Powers bit we’re going to need something like Gonzo’s beak to cover that thing up… hey, will this boulder work?

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    AT
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    merman

  25. Poison Ivy League

    These two are bearding-out hardcore.

  26. Napoupi

    He’s a muco mucho wealthy italian business man. So she’s not such a rebel after all…

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    Moo Cow
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    Nice gap, Dos Equis guy!

  28. rican

    The spandex makes it easier to hide her dick

  29. rican

    “i don’t always drink cunt juice, but when I do, I make sure it’s from a tranny”

  30. gigi

    ha…. notice the random chicks around the boat… you think Michelle & the dos equis guy aren’t doing all of them?? he’s just her compadre/ probably getting pussy magnet tips from him… pretty ambitious, considering his ‘character’ she might be admitting to being bi now, but it isn’t with him!

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    rjs
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    looks like she’s got a thing for grampa

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    batman
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    Did anyone really think she didn’t have daddy issues?

  33. Michelle Rodriguez Bikini Gianluca Vacchi
    Commented on this photo:

    Are we sure he wasn’t once a woman?

    That’s an *ahem* manly ankle bracelet.

  34. Michelle Rodriguez Bikini Gianluca Vacchi
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    Is it just me or are ALL of his tattoos above his waist line?

  35. edson francisco bonfim

    MUITO BOAS FOTOS BOM.

  36. Michelle Rodriguez Bikini Gianluca Vacchi
    wtf
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    That man has a body that would put MOST young men to shame. Nice to hear the men being catty for a change. He is HOT regardless of his age, not a fan of the ink, but with legs like that I’ll let it go.

  37. angela

    Once a dyke, always a dyke.

  38. Michelle Rodriguez Bikini Gianluca Vacchi
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    whoa he looks very….big

  39. OG Mack

    Ummm, why does it seem to be OK around here that he’s wearing panties? Can I request that this site remain dedicated to females wearing the bikinis? Thank you for your cooperation.

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