Michelle Rodriguez is Banging The Dos Equis Guy

“Aye chi-papi, are those man balls? I must stop drinking the beer.”

Here’s Michelle Rodriguez and her new boyfriend Gianluca Vacchi who, okay, isn’t the Dos Equis guy, but only because he’s the Italian Santa Claus. “I bringa you a present ina my sack. (That’sa my sex joke.)” The important thing is she’s found someone who appreciates her love of cliff-diving, motorcycles and wearing Macho Man’s pants, may he rest in peace.

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