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Seeing this lovely lady in a sexy bikini is abundant proof that all is well in this great country. BUT THE MEDIA WON’T TELL YOU THAT, WILL THEY?!?!?
Don’t know if this is perfection, but it’s damned close enough for me.
Fake cans.
Nice tardtoo.
first!
I feel like she should be writhing on the hood of an 89 firebird or something.
*checks the paper for an 89 Firebird or late-model IROC-Z for sale*
She’s waiting for Courtney Stodden to finish humping the hood before she takes her turn.
Is that fucking arm band tat, man! That thing is hideous.
At least she doesn’t have a splat tat. And now that I just read that she’s in her 40′s that explains the arm band but doesn’t excuse it. Laser that thing off. Your body is too pretty for that ugly, faded meaningless shit tat. (Shut it, Beef! Just shut it!)
She was born in 1977 which makes her 35. Methinks someone here sucks at either arithmetic or sarcasm.
That would be mumra down there. She/he said 40′s and I didn’t really read the rest of it.
that girl has the same hair as your mom.
Beef, she does not! Ok, maybe a little. The color. But my mom has pretty hair! Look, I’m used to my guy friends wanting to bang my mom, but I’m sorry, Beef. She’s still taken.
Nice pooper!
Nice try Michelle, but still not the triumph of the often imitated, never duplicated Jessica Alba beach chair taint shot.
Where can I see those photos?
[img]http://www.thesuperficial.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/05/JessicaAlba143_122_415lo-340_370.jpg[/img]
Hirez… http://www.fileden.com/files/2008/9/20/2106747/JessicaAlba143_122_415lo.jpg
I’m partial to this one:
[img]http://www.thesuperficial.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/05/jessica-alba-bikini-340_273.jpg[/img]
Hmmmm, I thought she looked kind of hot, but had no idea who she was so I did some “research”. Her bio says she was born in 1977, but both the Italian Wikipedia and imdb says she was “presenting” Adult Italian TV shows in 1990 and 1992.
Looks good for a 40ish woman.
Isn’t she found on any beach in America (outside of Jersey beaches)?
Have to admit, that’s a fine posterior. And, if you’ve got the right bum, this style of suit is pretty awesome.
Agreed, cc. Agreed indeed.
“Fuckin’ dingleberries!”
Fake boobs. Trashy tattoo.
agree besides that trashy tattoo
Stupid, stupid tattoo.
She looks like she’s in the early stages of Ann Coulter disease.
I want to sniff her fingers please!
Hunziker became famous about 15 years ago for marrying famous Italian singer Eros Ramazzotti. Of course, like other golddigging models, she got some movie roles and TV hosting jobs out of her new fame. She must have run out of cash if she resorts to posing for the paparazzi for money.
I agree to. Perfection!!! and the tattoo is the little dot.
I am in Love.