Michelle Hunziker’s Still Wearing Bikinis And Other News

June 5th, 2012 // 31 Comments

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  1. Seeing this lovely lady in a sexy bikini is abundant proof that all is well in this great country. BUT THE MEDIA WON’T TELL YOU THAT, WILL THEY?!?!?

  2. Michelle Hunziker Bikini
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    Don’t know if this is perfection, but it’s damned close enough for me.

  3. Niki

    Fake cans.

  4. Homer Simpson

    Nice tardtoo.

  5. Michelle Hunziker Bikini
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  6. USDA Prime McBeef

    I feel like she should be writhing on the hood of an 89 firebird or something.

    • *checks the paper for an 89 Firebird or late-model IROC-Z for sale*

    • Jake

      She’s waiting for Courtney Stodden to finish humping the hood before she takes her turn.

    • kimmykimkim

      Is that fucking arm band tat, man! That thing is hideous.

      • kimmykimkim

        At least she doesn’t have a splat tat. And now that I just read that she’s in her 40′s that explains the arm band but doesn’t excuse it. Laser that thing off. Your body is too pretty for that ugly, faded meaningless shit tat. (Shut it, Beef! Just shut it!)

      • She was born in 1977 which makes her 35. Methinks someone here sucks at either arithmetic or sarcasm.

      • kimmykimkim

        That would be mumra down there. She/he said 40′s and I didn’t really read the rest of it.

      • USDA Prime McBeef

        that girl has the same hair as your mom.

      • kimmykimkim

        Beef, she does not! Ok, maybe a little. The color. But my mom has pretty hair! Look, I’m used to my guy friends wanting to bang my mom, but I’m sorry, Beef. She’s still taken.

  7. Michelle Hunziker Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    Nice pooper!

  8. Michelle Hunziker Bikini
    Frank Burns
    Commented on this photo:

    Nice try Michelle, but still not the triumph of the often imitated, never duplicated Jessica Alba beach chair taint shot.

  9. Michelle Hunziker Bikini
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    Hmmmm, I thought she looked kind of hot, but had no idea who she was so I did some “research”. Her bio says she was born in 1977, but both the Italian Wikipedia and imdb says she was “presenting” Adult Italian TV shows in 1990 and 1992.
    Looks good for a 40ish woman.

  10. Jake

    Isn’t she found on any beach in America (outside of Jersey beaches)?

  11. Michelle Hunziker Bikini
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    Have to admit, that’s a fine posterior. And, if you’ve got the right bum, this style of suit is pretty awesome.

  12. Michelle Hunziker Bikini
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    “Fuckin’ dingleberries!”

  13. Jimmy

    Fake boobs. Trashy tattoo.

  14. Michelle Hunziker Bikini
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    agree besides that trashy tattoo

  15. Joaquin ingles

    Stupid, stupid tattoo.

  16. floyd

    She looks like she’s in the early stages of Ann Coulter disease.

  17. Michelle Hunziker Bikini
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    I want to sniff her fingers please!

  18. lara

    Hunziker became famous about 15 years ago for marrying famous Italian singer Eros Ramazzotti. Of course, like other golddigging models, she got some movie roles and TV hosting jobs out of her new fame. She must have run out of cash if she resorts to posing for the paparazzi for money.

  19. Michelle Hunziker Bikini
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    I agree to. Perfection!!! and the tattoo is the little dot.

  20. Michelle Hunziker Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    I am in Love.

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