Michaele Salahi Was Kidnapped If Kidnapped Means Banging Journey

Yesterday, White House crasher turned Real Housewives star Tareq Salahi claimed his wife Michaele was abducted and even contacted the sheriff’s department before taking his case to TMZ. Turns out she left his ass to bang Journey’s Neal Schon and had already checked in with the police to make sure her husband didn’t find her:

The Warren County Sheriff’s Dept. just released a statement saying one of their deputies spoke with Michaele …. and “She seemed calm, was engaged in conversation, and assured the deputy that she had left the residence with a good friend and was where she wanted to be.”
The WCSD adds, “Mrs. Salahi advised that she did not want Mr. Salahi to know where she was.”
Cops say Michaele expressed she was “very sorry” that the Sheriff’s Office had to be involved, but “she did not want to be home right now.”

OBAMA: So, Neal, you gonna help me out?
NEAL: You’re saying they claimed to crash your first White House state dinner and made a mockery of the Secret Service?
OBAMA: Pretty much.
NEAL: … Alright, I’ll bang her.
OBAMA: But it’s gotta be embarrassing.
NEAL: It’s 2011 and she’s banging a member of Journey. It’ll be embarrassing.
OBAMA: Excellent…

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