Michael Lohan’s ex-girlfriend Erin Muller filed a detailed list of abuse in court papers yesterday which are a response to Michael Lohan’s harassment allegations against her. And it looks like she’s going with the classic defense of “Are you fucking kidding me? This cock kicked me in the no-no spot.” TMZ reports:
Dec. 9, 2007: Michael Lohan “slapped Erin in the face twice because Erin accused him of giving her a fake watch on her birthday.
Feb. 2008: Michael “punched Erin in the mouth” because she had a male friend on Facebook.
March 2008: Michael “whipped a computer cord” at her face but she blocked it with her hand … causing a laceration.
May 5, 2008: Michael “kicked Erin Muller in the ribs.”
May 2008: Michael “kicked Erin Muller in the vagina, bruising it and causing substantial pain.”
June 2008: Michael “spit in Erin’s face, and beat her repeatedly with his fist.” Then he “yelled at her to ‘stop crying c*nt — other people will see you — if they see you, I will kill you!’”
Not to condone his actions, but wouldn’t Erin Muller honestly prefer to be kicked in the vagina by Michael Lohan instead of him, I dunno, sticking his penis in it? I’m not trying to be insensitive or anything. Just attempting to wrap my head around the situation, that’s all.
Sickitten | December 29, 2009 at 12:47 pm
Now he embodies the term “shanty Irish”.
Steve | December 29, 2009 at 12:48 pm
This poor guy can’t catch a break. Everyone he tries to befriend and help turns around and stabs him in the back. Hope in 2010 he finds real friends.
Ice | December 29, 2009 at 12:50 pm
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gotmilk? | December 29, 2009 at 1:07 pm
so this went on for that long and she stayed with him? riiiight
jiz | December 29, 2009 at 1:14 pm
He’s a great American hero.
zuzuspetals | December 29, 2009 at 1:19 pm
I’m a little skeptical. How does a vagina kick a vagina?
Mal Carne | December 29, 2009 at 1:21 pm
I dunno, maybe it’s just me, but I would’ve split on Dec. 10, 2007, and avoided everything that happened the next 7 months. But that’s just me.
Jazzy | December 29, 2009 at 1:21 pm
I would have paid money to be able to view the “is this watch fake” – “Why you little bitch, how dare you question a man of my sterling reputation” exchange.
Talk about priceless
grobpilot | December 29, 2009 at 1:22 pm
What the fuck is this Muslim shit over on the right side of the screen? If I wanted to see that shit, I would look in the fucking toilet. Towelhead cocksuckers. Oh yeah, Lohan’s a fucking turd.
olga | December 29, 2009 at 1:28 pm
another psychopath
TheConsumers | December 29, 2009 at 2:11 pm
Cunt Punt!
Fat Foot | December 29, 2009 at 2:20 pm
To all the ladies out there. How long does the pain from “getting kicked in the vagina, bruising it and causing substantial pain” last?
Anon | December 29, 2009 at 2:42 pm
#12 kick Michael Lohan in the face and then time how long it takes for him to stop crying and you’ll have the answer.
BTW, the real answer is a long time,
Rough night long | December 29, 2009 at 2:55 pm
Thats unheard of, who kicks a pussy…This dude never cease to amaze with his scum-baggery…
Toaster Strudel | December 29, 2009 at 4:41 pm
I don’t believe it….no way he could kick her in her diseased cesspool of a cunt and not lose an entire leg.
tc | December 29, 2009 at 5:01 pm
Why have you posted a picture of Kevin Spacey ?
Turd Ferguson | December 29, 2009 at 5:28 pm
What an excellent role model! What a douche guzzler.
@9: please don’t insult turds.
Jamie Lynn's Uterus | December 29, 2009 at 6:31 pm
This dumb ass bitch stuck around with him after the first 12/2007 incident? She deserved everything she got after it, what a foolish woman. That’s what Judge Judy would say.
Now she has a sore vagina, poor thing..you should of left him after the first punch ya dope!
Jake | December 29, 2009 at 7:50 pm
So if she gets whipped in the vag with a cord does that now make her “pussy whipped”? No wonder Lindsay is wacked, who know what was done to her when she was still living with her dad.
Hugh Jorgaan | December 29, 2009 at 7:53 pm
And,,,,,, she didn’t leave after the first time?
I’m fine with him kicking her in the vagina. If a woman kicks a man in the junk it’s funny. If a man returns the favor it’s domestic violence. Equality of the sexes?
sketch babi | July 20, 2011 at 1:03 am
you make me laugh, but it is so true………
man screams and pukes from foot up in his man goods, its laughs and jokes all day……………..
man sends one up her woman goods, its police, arresting him, social services coming for the kids, and labelled as a domestic abuser………..
well done women youve set yourselves up good eh?
AMO | December 29, 2009 at 8:54 pm
Wow, that’s so Christian of him…!
camomile tea | December 29, 2009 at 10:01 pm
That man is a piece of work. Everything that goes around, comes around and I’m quite certain that there are more than a few kickboxing gals who will not hesitate to teach Mr. Lohan a lesson. One bit of advice, Michael–wear your soon-to-be issued colostomy bag on the hip, double bagged, and always thank the young ladies when they’re through beating you like a cheap punk. What a disgrace of a human being.
I have always thought Miss Lohan was lovely, and if you want a glimpse of how they used to present her, take a gander here…
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GG1000 | December 30, 2009 at 2:29 am
#7, no $hit. Dude’s a dickhead, no doubt, but honestly – does it not occur to the dumb bitch at some point during this that she might be better off elsewhere; like somewhere he is NOT, for example!
Cunty McCuntster | December 30, 2009 at 3:55 am
Let me get this straight. A cunt gets kicked in the cunt by a cunt? Did I get that right ?
r4i software | December 30, 2009 at 3:56 am
Hi Guy’s,
I don’t believe it.no way he could kick her in her diseased cesspool of a cunt and not lose an entire leg.
Sexy Men Video Chat | December 30, 2009 at 10:33 am
what?
i thought every man kicked his wife in the cunt when she got out of line
bmose | December 30, 2009 at 9:40 pm
“She don’t listen.” I guess being a fame whore has it’s price.
me again | January 2, 2010 at 9:05 am
so… he hates vaginas?
in vagina | January 2, 2010 at 11:57 pm
i think he does that because have a fetish…i think that’s not real a pain….and still a hard fetish:P