Michael Lohan: Hey, I wanna be in the news too! Ooh ooh! Me me me!

May 8th, 2008 // 23 Comments

This whole Dina Lohan/Mingling Moms fiasco keeps getting better. St. Michael Lohan already chimed in his two cents to TMZ Tuesday night, but now he’s talking to Page Six about his disgust with Dina’s recognition as a Top Mom:

Michael fumed, “Are you kidding! Top celebrity mom? Look at her off-screen antics, her lack of morals and how she conducts herself. I guess they forgot to mention how this top super-mom leaves her kids alone at night and even parties in their presence. Just wait until we go back to court.
“She comes stumbling out of Butter at 3:15 a.m. with bloodshot eyes and a red runny nose, yelling ‘Oh, [bleep],’ when she saw the paparazzi.”

Dina, of course, commented back to Page Six and then name-dropped her own daughter. These two should get back together. They were made for each other:

“I’ve allowed him visitation once a week, so I don’t understand why he’s doing this. He’s jealous that I got the award. He even called the organizers and tried to talk them out of giving it to me.”
Dina fears that Michael will now try to contact her directly. She says she has a restraining order against him until 2011 she thinks he’ll violate.
“He’s using the media to talk to me,” Dina said. “I’m getting nervous. Lindsay came to town two weeks ago and wanted security guys there in case he showed up. His parole officer needs to see what he’s doing and realize that he cannot address me directly or indirectly. He wears a tracking device and they’ll know if he comes anywhere near me. He’s on a mission to destroy me.”

Someone explain to me how Lindsay Lohan didn’t grow up to become the greatest mind of our generation. I mean, with parents like these, I can’t believe she’s not in Mensa. But, no, seriously, where were the grandparents who should’ve stepped in and found a better home for these kids? You know, somewhere safe like the zoo. Or in an alley with a pack of stray dogs. These children deserve better, dammit!


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  5. dude

    Amy #4, Is that you Winehouse? RIH (Rot in Hell).

    Their long lost daughter is probably amy winehouse.

  6. Who cares about this crap???

  7. a2m

    #4 Eat shit and die in a fire please, kthxbye.

  8. I should have killed them all when I had the chance - C. Manson

    Good, I hope he shoots her, and we will free of these two media whores. I also hope he shoots his two stupid daughter, too. Look at the roles that Lindsay gets, it only shows that she is just a media whore and can’t act. She needs to go to acting school ASAP that is if any will accept her.

  9. mamadough

    he kinda reminds me of ross perot

  10. lisa

    It must be really cold in Butter. Why else would she have a red, runny nose?

  11. random john mayer hater

    OC Dee, you in here? I’m in Irvine. But I suspect that you hate me cuz I hate john (i swear I’m straight) Mayer.

  12. justifiable

    Last I heard, the Society for Self Important Losers wasn’t looking for new spokespeople. These two should STFU and go back to their richly deserved obscurity. Yes, Dina, you can take your tacky “award” with you if you go quietly.

  13. Isn’t that the dude that played the corrupt president on 24 a couple of seasons ago?

  14. havoc

    I can’t be the only person who doesn’t care…….


  15. Harry Ballzack

    @15 – Nope … You’re not

    @4 – Amy Winehouse ?
    Here on Superficial ?
    My Gawd I feel so …………… violated

  16. #10, I think I’m dyslexic today I thought you said pot roast..

  17. Sasha

    I know for a fact that Michael Lohan used to beat the crap out of Lindsay and call her a slut and a whore. He wasn’t wrong, though.

  18. Michael Lohan = Lucifer

    Ever wonder WHY she was a slut and a whore, Sasha? It’s safe to say that Michael Lohan is a big factor. He acts more like a jealous husband than a dad. He even once tried to sue Lindsay for alimony.

    I’d say the chances are high that Lindsay was “touched” in her childhood — and not by an angel.

  19. Sasha

    You can only blame so much on Daddy! The girl is a bipolar sociopathic headcase! I honestly feel scared for some of the people she tries to “befriend.” But then again people tend to bond with their own kind…. she does serve a purpose in giving people a reality check of how they themselves treat others.

  20. emily

    He looks like Hank Azaria but without the Semitic good looks and sanity

  21. Grunion

    A mission to destroy Lohan? That’s like a modern day crusade brothers. Sign me the fuck up.

  22. woodhorse

    This just screams “Leave It To Beaver” remake. Dina and Michael ARE June and Ward Cleaver. Lindsay and Ali are the perfect fem version of Wally and The Beav.

    Any suggestions for Eddie Haskell?

  23. bmose


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