Probably could’ve worded that headline a little differently, but let’s not close any doors here.
Seen here getting his morning creep of Lindsay’s house in today, Michael Lohan is apparently trying to get the woman who bore his love child (Hello, 2008.) to go on The Maury Povich Show and take another paternity test to settle this thing once and for all. For the third time. (Read: Guess who wants to get out of paying child support and/or make a quick buck trying.) RadarOnline reports:
“For the third time, Kristi has declined,” Lohan told RadarOnline.com. “Tell me, if Kristi is so sure, and she even had the nerve to change Ashley’s birth certificate to my last name, WHY won’t she take the test?”
Michael told RadarOnline.com exclusively that his attorney plans to ask a judge if Kaufman’s $300,000 judgement for support be set aside while he reopens the case in Kaufman’s hometown of Montana.
When we last left this saga, Lindsay announced on her MySpace that Michael confirmed to his family that he did, in fact, father a love child with a woman he cheated on Dina with. Then again, I’m citing Lindsay Lohan as a source, so none of that probably happened and she got the idea while drinking a bowl of Red Bull for dinner. “Hmm, surprisingly fresh can today. *light bulb* My dad had a love child. To the computers!”
Photos: Pacific Coast News
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Last!
You can tell he always loves the attention from the paps, lol !! Famewhore turd … what do he and Dina do for money ? Does Linday really support the whole family ? I don’t get it …
Just when you think Maury couldn’t stoop any lower…Oh well, whacha gonna do…
You’ve never watched Maury, have you? This is downright highbrow material for that crapfest of a show.
Im waiting for the episode when Maury turns out to be the father. Its just a matter of time…
FunkyFingerProductions for the win
Fish, I suspect the working of the headline is probably fairly accurate.
Someone pays him enough to afford a Mercedes? I don’t get it America. Why would anyone give this guys attention?
“wording”, dammit.
With a guy like this, I doubt there was any “love” involved in making that baby
Gettin’ young pussy > your daughter’s well being.
getting your daughter’s young pussy > getting young pussy > your daughter’s well being
McBeef comes in second to FunkyFingerProductions
Big homo in the pink shirt.
WHO THE FUCK CARES?
HE IS A NOBODY…STOP POSTING PHOTOS OF HIM!
Michael Lohan is a douchbag
So is DIna Lohan.
They made a pretty, talented daughter, though. If only they had dropped her off on my door step at age 16, everything would be cool.
actully dina is party mom
He can have maury i wana do lindsay, and get her pregs ftw :-)
Is the only way that he is self supporting is to live off his daughter’s coat tails? This bum is really low……………….
Spit, spit, spit!
Michael……… you ARE the father
isn’t it a shame his sperm brought us lindsay, folks?
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pic 2 goodness…he is SO UGLY like a new born rat or something
Very stoo-pid!!
ok, I just need to say it… For years her entrir existence has been Laguna & Hill,just don’t think we can get that our of our minds. Training wil not prevent that from happening. For ation she would have to do the dramatic action bit, ya know, extreme weight loss or gain or being a character so far from what she’s been protaid as. i hope she can pull it off. I do however immediately have full confidence of her being behind the camera.
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he has been refusing the test all along- kristi has been begging him to take the test!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11