Probably could’ve worded that headline a little differently, but let’s not close any doors here.
Seen here getting his morning creep of Lindsay’s house in today, Michael Lohan is apparently trying to get the woman who bore his love child (Hello, 2008.) to go on The Maury Povich Show and take another paternity test to settle this thing once and for all. For the third time. (Read: Guess who wants to get out of paying child support and/or make a quick buck trying.) RadarOnline reports:
“For the third time, Kristi has declined,” Lohan told RadarOnline.com. “Tell me, if Kristi is so sure, and she even had the nerve to change Ashley’s birth certificate to my last name, WHY won’t she take the test?”
Michael told RadarOnline.com exclusively that his attorney plans to ask a judge if Kaufman’s $300,000 judgement for support be set aside while he reopens the case in Kaufman’s hometown of Montana.
When we last left this saga, Lindsay announced on her MySpace that Michael confirmed to his family that he did, in fact, father a love child with a woman he cheated on Dina with. Then again, I’m citing Lindsay Lohan as a source, so none of that probably happened and she got the idea while drinking a bowl of Red Bull for dinner. “Hmm, surprisingly fresh can today. *light bulb* My dad had a love child. To the computers!”
Photos: Pacific Coast News