Michael Lohan Wants To Do Maury Povich

September 10th, 2010 // 29 Comments

Probably could’ve worded that headline a little differently, but let’s not close any doors here.

Seen here getting his morning creep of Lindsay’s house in today, Michael Lohan is apparently trying to get the woman who bore his love child (Hello, 2008.) to go on The Maury Povich Show and take another paternity test to settle this thing once and for all. For the third time. (Read: Guess who wants to get out of paying child support and/or make a quick buck trying.) RadarOnline reports:

“For the third time, Kristi has declined,” Lohan told RadarOnline.com. “Tell me, if Kristi is so sure, and she even had the nerve to change Ashley’s birth certificate to my last name, WHY won’t she take the test?”
Michael told RadarOnline.com exclusively that his attorney plans to ask a judge if Kaufman’s $300,000 judgement for support be set aside while he reopens the case in Kaufman’s hometown of Montana.

When we last left this saga, Lindsay announced on her MySpace that Michael confirmed to his family that he did, in fact, father a love child with a woman he cheated on Dina with. Then again, I’m citing Lindsay Lohan as a source, so none of that probably happened and she got the idea while drinking a bowl of Red Bull for dinner. “Hmm, surprisingly fresh can today. *light bulb* My dad had a love child. To the computers!”

Photos: Pacific Coast News


  1. gogo

    FIRSST Georgyyy

  2. Michael Lohan
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    You can tell he always loves the attention from the paps, lol !! Famewhore turd … what do he and Dina do for money ? Does Linday really support the whole family ? I don’t get it …

  3. Rough can cook

    Just when you think Maury couldn’t stoop any lower…Oh well, whacha gonna do…

  4. FunkyFingerProductions

    Im waiting for the episode when Maury turns out to be the father. Its just a matter of time…

  5. grobpilot

    Fish, I suspect the working of the headline is probably fairly accurate.

  6. Michael Lohan
    Commented on this photo:

    Someone pays him enough to afford a Mercedes? I don’t get it America. Why would anyone give this guys attention?

  7. grobpilot

    “wording”, dammit.

  8. grobpilot

    With a guy like this, I doubt there was any “love” involved in making that baby

  9. Racer X

    Gettin’ young pussy > your daughter’s well being.

  10. Michael Lohan
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    Big homo in the pink shirt.

  11. Michael Lohan
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  12. Matthew

    Michael Lohan is a douchbag

  13. He can have maury i wana do lindsay, and get her pregs ftw :-)

  14. Olive

    Is the only way that he is self supporting is to live off his daughter’s coat tails? This bum is really low……………….

  15. piggy

    Spit, spit, spit!

  16. Marcus

    Michael……… you ARE the father

  17. captain america

    isn’t it a shame his sperm brought us lindsay, folks?

  18. louis

    OMG,====my discount bag====Google to see LV 2010 ,CHANE1 2010,GUCC1 2010 ************

  19. Doc Schweinstrudel

    pic 2 goodness…he is SO UGLY like a new born rat or something

  20. Mortimer Snerd

    Very stoo-pid!!

  21. ok, I just need to say it… For years her entrir existence has been Laguna & Hill,just don’t think we can get that our of our minds. Training wil not prevent that from happening. For ation she would have to do the dramatic action bit, ya know, extreme weight loss or gain or being a character so far from what she’s been protaid as. i hope she can pull it off. I do however immediately have full confidence of her being behind the camera.

  22. mercedes

    he has been refusing the test all along- kristi has been begging him to take the test!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

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