“Let me tell you how much I love this guy. If he was a vagina, I’d kick him.”
When The Situation’s dad Frank Sorrentino Mafia-punched his way into our hearts with hilarious YouTube videos about how shittily he raised his son because apparently Italians think the mob is the Invincible Hand of parenting, a bunch of you wise guys thought it’d be cute to joke about how funny it’d be if him and Michael Lohan were in the same room together. Well, surprise, smartasses, it’s not, and I’m pretty sure it’s all over for us. Any second now, these two will combine to form a giant douchebag dad and mooch our entire existence into one of it’s ten cell phone holsters. Just.. just sonofabitch.
Photo: Splash News
You mean that’s NOT Bruce Springsteen and Billy Joel with David Letterman looking in from the left side?
awe man that might be worth watching if they duked it out in the ring
gay sex happened.
“Two great douches that douche great together . . .”
Bwahaha!
DOUCHE-GASM!
Later that day, at the Father of the Year convention…
“When two douchebags love each other very much….”
Is that Jerry Springer behind them? Fitting…
before i zoomed in i thought he was getting a blowjob from two guys in hard hats.
This won’t end well……..for anyone.
The Einstein-Feynman equation of douchebag critical mass states that there should be an explosion at any moment.
If Lindsay™ and The Situation™ get together I’ll finally believe all of Harold Camping’s bullshit.
Nice
Where’s that Vagina…let me at it!!! Swim like a lion and sting like a monkey……Michael Lohan….The champ…. that’s me.
Where are the Ed Hardy t-shirts???
Wow. Just wow.
Count Chocula meets Frankenberry
I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and their pocket change went missing.
Why couldn’t Kevorkian have finished his mission with this dymanic duo?
More like un-dynamic duo.
Two losers. One room.
Thunderdome? (If only.)
Gotta love modern day celebrities, manufactured by parasites for scum.
Hohan’s dad: hey my kid is a total loser
Situation Dad: hey ME TOO
Hohan dad: hey I try to cash in on my kid’s fame
Situation Dad: ME TOO
couple of roasted dickheads.
How come the press failed to give more attention to the “less wiser with age” convention? I think thats a mistake.
Is it me or does the Situation’s Dad look like Tom Arnold?
There is still a missing element. Where, of where is Joey Buttafuoco?
It’s just way too easy to rip on these two. So, I’m focusing my energy on trying to sew that hole in Lohan’s shirt with my mind.
isn’t this one of the signs of the apocalypse?
Loser dad powers, activate!
Shortly after this picture was taken, they were both arrested and brought to The Hague to stand trial for ‘Inflicting Unrelenting Doucheism on the World’. They both plead not guilty, blaming their children and their wives.
Too bad it wasn’t at the courthouse over in Amsterdam. There’s a good possibility they would’ve received the Theo Van Gogh treatment.
super creepy
Frank looks like he just one the lottery. Did not work for Jon. Funny how Mike cannot afford a dress shirt “wife beater” without a hole in it. What is going to happen if Lindsey stays out of trouble, he will be out of a job!. No more impromptu press conferences outside of jail houses. Spence was sitting at home trying to will his number onto mikes speed dial and then realized he was better than this.
This picture needs more John Gosselin.
nice hole in your shirt, dickhead.
where was that taken? toolbox olympics?
They ran into each other in the bathroom of Wendy’s. Hohan ran out into the street screaming for somebody with a camera. Then swoosh — magic — and radaronline gave each man $20.
Loser minds think alike.
Who took these unprofessional pics, one of her newly found porn friends. She is sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo fucking ugly. I feel sorry for the kids!!!!
…and immediately moved to The Castro.
I’m sorry guys, you can’t come in; this club is at full douchebag capacity….
Add Spencer Pratt and Jon Gosselin and you have the four douche-men of the apocalypse.
This makes me vomit. Pathetic cretins.
If their sperm could combine we would have to recalibrate all douchebag meters.
no need to panic: HIS SPERM TASTES THE SAME…………
its* not it’s
Wouldn’t be the first redhead he’s manhandled, I’m sure.
Its only a matter of time before one of the sad bastards that follows these morons around taking photos, succumbs to the urge – and bludgeons this idiot to death with a telephoto lens. I would if it were my job.
Kill yourselves.