Michael Lohan and The Situation’s Dad Found Each Other

June 3rd, 2011 // 49 Comments

“Let me tell you how much I love this guy. If he was a vagina, I’d kick him.”

When The Situation’s dad Frank Sorrentino Mafia-punched his way into our hearts with hilarious YouTube videos about how shittily he raised his son because apparently Italians think the mob is the Invincible Hand of parenting, a bunch of you wise guys thought it’d be cute to joke about how funny it’d be if him and Michael Lohan were in the same room together. Well, surprise, smartasses, it’s not, and I’m pretty sure it’s all over for us. Any second now, these two will combine to form a giant douchebag dad and mooch our entire existence into one of it’s ten cell phone holsters. Just.. just sonofabitch.

Photo: Splash News

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    blackhole
    Commented on this photo:

    You mean that’s NOT Bruce Springsteen and Billy Joel with David Letterman looking in from the left side?

  2. awe man that might be worth watching if they duked it out in the ring

  3. Richard McBeef

    gay sex happened.

  4. Snack pack

    “Two great douches that douche great together . . .”

  5. Ponkur

    DOUCHE-GASM!

  6. Later that day, at the Father of the Year convention…

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    Ponkur
    Commented on this photo:

    “When two douchebags love each other very much….”

  8. Michelle

    Is that Jerry Springer behind them? Fitting…

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    slim
    Commented on this photo:

    before i zoomed in i thought he was getting a blowjob from two guys in hard hats.

  10. sc4play

    This won’t end well……..for anyone.

  11. The Einstein-Feynman equation of douchebag critical mass states that there should be an explosion at any moment.

  12. If Lindsay™ and The Situation™ get together I’ll finally believe all of Harold Camping’s bullshit.

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    StayPuftOverlord
    Commented on this photo:

    Where’s that Vagina…let me at it!!! Swim like a lion and sting like a monkey……Michael Lohan….The champ…. that’s me.

  14. Deacon Jones

    Where are the Ed Hardy t-shirts???

  15. Dave Mustaine

    Wow. Just wow.

    Count Chocula meets Frankenberry

  16. StayPuftOverlord

    I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and their pocket change went missing.

  17. oj

    Why couldn’t Kevorkian have finished his mission with this dymanic duo?

  18. Dear Tards,

    Gotta love modern day celebrities, manufactured by parasites for scum.

  19. Jo

    Hohan’s dad: hey my kid is a total loser
    Situation Dad: hey ME TOO
    Hohan dad: hey I try to cash in on my kid’s fame
    Situation Dad: ME TOO

    couple of roasted dickheads.

  20. If roughing you is wrong, I dont want to be right

    How come the press failed to give more attention to the “less wiser with age” convention? I think thats a mistake.

  21. Is it me or does the Situation’s Dad look like Tom Arnold?

  22. It had to be said

    There is still a missing element. Where, of where is Joey Buttafuoco?

  23. It’s just way too easy to rip on these two. So, I’m focusing my energy on trying to sew that hole in Lohan’s shirt with my mind.

  24. Nanook

    isn’t this one of the signs of the apocalypse?

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    Jill_Ess
    Commented on this photo:

    Loser dad powers, activate!

  26. cc

    Shortly after this picture was taken, they were both arrested and brought to The Hague to stand trial for ‘Inflicting Unrelenting Doucheism on the World’. They both plead not guilty, blaming their children and their wives.

    • uncle ruckus

      Too bad it wasn’t at the courthouse over in Amsterdam. There’s a good possibility they would’ve received the Theo Van Gogh treatment.

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    elle
    Commented on this photo:

    super creepy

  28. dudeatdudedotdude

    Frank looks like he just one the lottery. Did not work for Jon. Funny how Mike cannot afford a dress shirt “wife beater” without a hole in it. What is going to happen if Lindsey stays out of trouble, he will be out of a job!. No more impromptu press conferences outside of jail houses. Spence was sitting at home trying to will his number onto mikes speed dial and then realized he was better than this.

  29. This picture needs more John Gosselin.

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    Commented on this photo:

    nice hole in your shirt, dickhead.

  31. fx

    where was that taken? toolbox olympics?

    • Ella

      They ran into each other in the bathroom of Wendy’s. Hohan ran out into the street screaming for somebody with a camera. Then swoosh — magic — and radaronline gave each man $20.

  32. tlmck

    Loser minds think alike.

  33. Unbelieveable

    Who took these unprofessional pics, one of her newly found porn friends. She is sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo fucking ugly. I feel sorry for the kids!!!!

  34. …and immediately moved to The Castro.

  35. dontlooknow

    I’m sorry guys, you can’t come in; this club is at full douchebag capacity….

  36. Mark B

    Add Spencer Pratt and Jon Gosselin and you have the four douche-men of the apocalypse.

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    Scatterflake
    Commented on this photo:

    This makes me vomit. Pathetic cretins.

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    KC
    Commented on this photo:

    If their sperm could combine we would have to recalibrate all douchebag meters.

  39. the captain

    no need to panic: HIS SPERM TASTES THE SAME…………

  40. blahblahblah

    its* not it’s

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    The truth
    Commented on this photo:

    Wouldn’t be the first redhead he’s manhandled, I’m sure.

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    Dan
    Commented on this photo:

    Its only a matter of time before one of the sad bastards that follows these morons around taking photos, succumbs to the urge – and bludgeons this idiot to death with a telephoto lens. I would if it were my job.

  43. DoorLocks

    Kill yourselves.

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