“Let me tell you how much I love this guy. If he was a vagina, I’d kick him.”
When The Situation’s dad Frank Sorrentino Mafia-punched his way into our hearts with hilarious YouTube videos about how shittily he raised his son because apparently Italians think the mob is the Invincible Hand of parenting, a bunch of you wise guys thought it’d be cute to joke about how funny it’d be if him and Michael Lohan were in the same room together. Well, surprise, smartasses, it’s not, and I’m pretty sure it’s all over for us. Any second now, these two will combine to form a giant douchebag dad and mooch our entire existence into one of it’s ten cell phone holsters. Just.. just sonofabitch.
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