Michael Lohan and Kate Major have an on/off relationship that’s so volatile, the latest restraining order barring them from being near each other literally just expired the other week. So of course she’s pregnant now just like all those times she pretended to be to piss him off because he’d constantly ejaculate inside her just to piss her off. There’s a whole lot of love here, is what I’m trying to say. TMZ reports:
According to our sources, Kate is in her first trimester. But get this … the restraining order she had against MiLo was lifted only a few weeks ago … so the act of conception was illegal.
Our sources say Michael has not told Lindsay or any of his other children the happy news yet. So Lindsay, we’re pleased to inform you you’re gonna have a brother or sister to whom you can teach the ropes.
I like how everyone is concerned with how Lindsay is going to react when there’s a very simple question that tells you everything you need to know: Is the baby a person other than Lindsay Lohan? She doesn’t give a shit.