Michael Lohan is Banging This

August 3rd, 2010 // 171 Comments

For the record, I didn’t set out to make two posts today insinuating God doesn’t exist. Honestly, it just slipped out.

Photos: INFdaily, Splash News

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  1. Sonia Stickles
    lauryn
    Commented on this photo:

    LAY OFF THE BLACK EYELINER BITCH
    it doesn’t look good!!

  2. Gotta pimp someone to Hollywood for the next 90 days (or until Ali turns 18).

    PS – She is on Twitter (with protected tweets) http://twitter.com/Sonia_Sunshine. Google search still shows the results as Sonia Stickles, but she updated her name on the site to Sonia Lynn.

  3. Sonia Stickles
    Cardinal Fang
    Commented on this photo:

    Still, better than what I got. I’d hit that!

  4. Sonia Stickles
    First
    Commented on this photo:

    YUCK!!!It looks like he’s banging a poor Lindsay copy…pedophile?!

  5. Click This....

    He is paying the chick. She is an escort.

  6. Sonia Stickles
    chelsea
    Commented on this photo:

    she isn’t attractive. but this guy is just plain sick.

  7. LJ

    What happened to the new girl on the logo?

  8. Sonia Stickles
    Oh Hell No
    Commented on this photo:

    two fame-whores… what a couple!

  9. Sonia Stickles
    linds
    Commented on this photo:

    butterface. gross makeup, gross facial expression.

  10. Sonia Stickles
    Umm...Hello!?
    Commented on this photo:

    She’s wearing silly bands!!! There’s nothing right about this.

  11. Sonia Stickles
    Umm...Hello!?
    Commented on this photo:

    She’s wearing silly bands!!!! There’s nothing right about this.

  12. Sonia Stickles
    r
    Commented on this photo:

    I can see where she took her bellybutton ring out

  13. Sonia Stickles
    get-high
    Commented on this photo:

    M. Lohan is a dick, and any girl who gets involved with this dick is a huge brainless famewhore. Enough said.

  14. Sobrietyisacrutch

    HE’S banging that? With whose dick?

  15. Sonia Stickles
    burton
    Commented on this photo:

    who cares if she has small tits, at least they wont sag and she will always be perky.

  16. Sonia Stickles
    Wrench
    Commented on this photo:

    So Lindsey could get everything she wanted in jail except conjugal visits with dear ol dad?Poor bastard had to run down to the playground an troll for a replacement attention whore.Cheer up pop’s,I’m sure Lindsey will be back n blacked out bent over the hood of the old Buik in no time!

  17. JEMS

    She looks like she just smelled something really bad…

  18. Sonia Stickles
    fdlhjdb
    Commented on this photo:

    can you say daddy issues

  19. anonym

    she must be very poor to be attracted to a big loser like mike lohan.

    she’s thinking he can support her for a while until she finds another man

  20. Sonia Stickles
    Sol
    Commented on this photo:

    Repulsive. Who is this white trash skank anyway?

  21. Sonia Stickles
    G!NY
    Commented on this photo:

    get-high—-> i agree with you she’s a famewhore…He’s not even close to be cute!!!!!!!!

  22. HITLER

    Hi
    I have thin lips.

    PS I LOVE KIDS!!!

  23. Ashley

    She looks like she’s got an extra chromosome. A blonde Allie. Put a bag over her head, though, and you’re good. He doesn’t strike me as a very picky type.

  24. Sonia Stickles
    gluten
    Commented on this photo:

    fuck, that’s ugly

  25. Sonia Stickles
    Weird Al
    Commented on this photo:

    On behalf of female kind, let me apologize for this gold digging worthless media whore skank. Did she not read the part about her aging boyfriend’s domestic abuse? No, babe smelled the fame.

  26. B.B

    This is gross…she looks like one of his daughters, and this one barely looks over 18.

    • Nicole

      You’re totally right… banging a young chick is one thing. Banging a young chick the age of your daughters, who looks like you’re daughter is NASTY!!

  27. Sonia Stickles
    Meh
    Commented on this photo:

    I don’t get it. Is she supposed to be really attractive?

  28. captain america

    some prostitutes are hoping they get paid some day………….

  29. Sonia Stickles
    Commented on this photo:

    but her face

  30. illwill

    i think everyone else has said it for me but i saw at least a couple dozen chicks who are way hotter than this one today alone. step up your posting game.

  31. Sonia Stickles
    Maggie
    Commented on this photo:

    I was confused. Then I saw the tramp-stamp.

  32. akgotyouSS

    FIRST cleary you all have nothing better to do with your day than to sit around and talk sh** about someone you don’t know and you could only wish to be in her shoes right now! You are all pathetic losers who surf the gossips pages. Get an effen life and stop hatin bc this girl is gorgeous and you all have no self esteem and YOU GUYS ARE THE ONES SHOT DOWN BY GIRLS LIKE THIS EVERY DAY!
    So I suggest take your left hand, (or right) off the keyboard, which ever it is you prefer and put it to work because these pictures are as close as you will ever get to this woman or any other woman of this caliibur!
    GET A LIFE YOU BUNCH OF WANNABE LOSERS!

    • Sloane

      “you could only wish to be in her shoes right now! ”

      Yes, I wish I could be in a pair of cheap Charlotte Ruse heels and Forever 21 dress rubbing elbows the likes of Michael Lohan and the other Hamptons elite. I can only dream of a life so opulent…

  33. Sonia Stickles
    kiss_liss
    Commented on this photo:

    paha awesome photoshop blurring where they sucked her stomach in on the sides. Cool corrugated effect on the right hand side!

  34. adshop

    Sonia dating Micheal Lohan really does not surprise me. She once dated her best friend’s father in exchange for an Audi TT and some tuition money. She truly is the definition of a whore.

  35. Sonia Stickles
    SamJo
    Commented on this photo:

    Oh come one, she’s not photo shopped…..Buwahahahahahaaaaaaa, I’m sorry, I just couldn’t say that with a straight face!

  36. Slig

    She body like **** hahahahaha

  37. Slig

    Yeah she’s want me no no no

  38. mamamiasweetpeaches

    Glad to know I wasnt the only one who thought she looked like Emily Osment!

    Maybe he has a HANNAH MONTANA fetish.

  39. Katie

    Trailer trash. She looks like your average Tonya Harding-esque teen mom pushing a stroller around Gateway Mall in Springfield, Oregon.

  40. Inthestixbiatch

    It’s really sad that you all have nothing better to do with your time but to read up on the next possible. She may not have any talent, but shes far from stupid – she has a college education and she comes from a NORMAL family. She’s not from some hillbilly town nor is her family trailer park trash. I agree, she definitely did date her best friend’s dad but it wasn’t in exchange for an Audi TT. And the fact that she went to a polo outing with Michael Lohan does not make her his girlfriend. How many of you gentlemen (if you could call you that) have ever kissed a girl at a bar or club randomly? I mean really, just because hes a celebrity – she gets caught kissing him on camera. Big deal! Really! We are all human and if she decides to be an escort – if thats what you want to call it – Let her be.. just dont be jealous that she looks as good as she does….

  41. Sonia Stickles
    jerk
    Commented on this photo:

    i would seriously rail that

  42. PHOTOSHOP

    Look at the difference between her waist in the green bikini (hourglass) vs. black bikini (shapeless) pic.

  43. “I’m simply pointing out that she looks like she came straight from a incestous family. Case in point, she HAS NO LIPS and slightly resembles the kid from Deliverance.”

    I fucking love that movie and the sick, violent ´70s in general. =D

  44. Sweetpea

    Honestly, I just think she is dumb for even looking twice at this guy and deserves whatever comes her way. She cannot honestly be blind to all the complete asshattery he puts every last one of his girlfriends through, even if she is, she cannot be unaware of how he treats his own daughter. He is just lucky that ANY girl will even stand to be near him.

  45. Sonia Stickles
    Nique
    Commented on this photo:

    whatch me, i am desperate for some fame

  46. Sonia Stickles
    mike
    Commented on this photo:

    I think she’s ugly

  47. Clam Hamlin

    Title should read: “This is cheating on Michael Lohan.”

  48. Sonia Stickles
    sparklyscoks
    Commented on this photo:

    The first picture is obviously shopped. And dear God, her face

  49. Sonia Stickles
    Vera
    Commented on this photo:

    Why does it look like her face was added to her body? Not that it helped any. I think her body is nice in this pic but she should never turn around. She has no butt. But I guess some men like no butt.

  50. Sonia Stickles
    Lucas California
    Commented on this photo:

    Bet she call him Daddy!

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