For the record, I didn’t set out to make two posts today insinuating God doesn’t exist. Honestly, it just slipped out.
Photos: INFdaily, Splash News
LAY OFF THE BLACK EYELINER BITCH
it doesn’t look good!!
Gotta pimp someone to Hollywood for the next 90 days (or until Ali turns 18).
PS – She is on Twitter (with protected tweets) http://twitter.com/Sonia_Sunshine. Google search still shows the results as Sonia Stickles, but she updated her name on the site to Sonia Lynn.
Still, better than what I got. I’d hit that!
Ashole. I bet you are one ugly fat bastard.
YUCK!!!It looks like he’s banging a poor Lindsay copy…pedophile?!
He is paying the chick. She is an escort.
she isn’t attractive. but this guy is just plain sick.
What happened to the new girl on the logo?
It was one meant to be a week-long thing.
two fame-whores… what a couple!
butterface. gross makeup, gross facial expression.
She’s wearing silly bands!!! There’s nothing right about this.
She’s wearing silly bands!!!! There’s nothing right about this.
I can see where she took her bellybutton ring out
M. Lohan is a dick, and any girl who gets involved with this dick is a huge brainless famewhore. Enough said.
HE’S banging that? With whose dick?
who cares if she has small tits, at least they wont sag and she will always be perky.
So Lindsey could get everything she wanted in jail except conjugal visits with dear ol dad?Poor bastard had to run down to the playground an troll for a replacement attention whore.Cheer up pop’s,I’m sure Lindsey will be back n blacked out bent over the hood of the old Buik in no time!
She looks like she just smelled something really bad…
can you say daddy issues
she must be very poor to be attracted to a big loser like mike lohan.
she’s thinking he can support her for a while until she finds another man
Repulsive. Who is this white trash skank anyway?
get-high—-> i agree with you she’s a famewhore…He’s not even close to be cute!!!!!!!!
I have thin lips.
PS I LOVE KIDS!!!
She looks like she’s got an extra chromosome. A blonde Allie. Put a bag over her head, though, and you’re good. He doesn’t strike me as a very picky type.
fuck, that’s ugly
On behalf of female kind, let me apologize for this gold digging worthless media whore skank. Did she not read the part about her aging boyfriend’s domestic abuse? No, babe smelled the fame.
This is gross…she looks like one of his daughters, and this one barely looks over 18.
You’re totally right… banging a young chick is one thing. Banging a young chick the age of your daughters, who looks like you’re daughter is NASTY!!
I don’t get it. Is she supposed to be really attractive?
Yeh,she’s my cousin and she’s beautiful!!
some prostitutes are hoping they get paid some day………….
but her face
i think everyone else has said it for me but i saw at least a couple dozen chicks who are way hotter than this one today alone. step up your posting game.
I was confused. Then I saw the tramp-stamp.
FIRST cleary you all have nothing better to do with your day than to sit around and talk sh** about someone you don’t know and you could only wish to be in her shoes right now! You are all pathetic losers who surf the gossips pages. Get an effen life and stop hatin bc this girl is gorgeous and you all have no self esteem and YOU GUYS ARE THE ONES SHOT DOWN BY GIRLS LIKE THIS EVERY DAY!
So I suggest take your left hand, (or right) off the keyboard, which ever it is you prefer and put it to work because these pictures are as close as you will ever get to this woman or any other woman of this caliibur!
GET A LIFE YOU BUNCH OF WANNABE LOSERS!
“you could only wish to be in her shoes right now! ”
Yes, I wish I could be in a pair of cheap Charlotte Ruse heels and Forever 21 dress rubbing elbows the likes of Michael Lohan and the other Hamptons elite. I can only dream of a life so opulent…
paha awesome photoshop blurring where they sucked her stomach in on the sides. Cool corrugated effect on the right hand side!
Sonia dating Micheal Lohan really does not surprise me. She once dated her best friend’s father in exchange for an Audi TT and some tuition money. She truly is the definition of a whore.
All true and more. She’s always looking for the next Daddy!
And still tour daughter and her are friends. WTF is wrong there lol.
Oh come one, she’s not photo shopped…..Buwahahahahahaaaaaaa, I’m sorry, I just couldn’t say that with a straight face!
She body like **** hahahahaha
Yeah she’s want me no no no
Glad to know I wasnt the only one who thought she looked like Emily Osment!
Maybe he has a HANNAH MONTANA fetish.
Trailer trash. She looks like your average Tonya Harding-esque teen mom pushing a stroller around Gateway Mall in Springfield, Oregon.
It’s really sad that you all have nothing better to do with your time but to read up on the next possible. She may not have any talent, but shes far from stupid – she has a college education and she comes from a NORMAL family. She’s not from some hillbilly town nor is her family trailer park trash. I agree, she definitely did date her best friend’s dad but it wasn’t in exchange for an Audi TT. And the fact that she went to a polo outing with Michael Lohan does not make her his girlfriend. How many of you gentlemen (if you could call you that) have ever kissed a girl at a bar or club randomly? I mean really, just because hes a celebrity – she gets caught kissing him on camera. Big deal! Really! We are all human and if she decides to be an escort – if thats what you want to call it – Let her be.. just dont be jealous that she looks as good as she does….
Uh, Michael Lohan is not a celebrity. He’s infamous at best.
i would seriously rail that
Look at the difference between her waist in the green bikini (hourglass) vs. black bikini (shapeless) pic.
dude your so right..
“I’m simply pointing out that she looks like she came straight from a incestous family. Case in point, she HAS NO LIPS and slightly resembles the kid from Deliverance.”
I fucking love that movie and the sick, violent ´70s in general. =D
Honestly, I just think she is dumb for even looking twice at this guy and deserves whatever comes her way. She cannot honestly be blind to all the complete asshattery he puts every last one of his girlfriends through, even if she is, she cannot be unaware of how he treats his own daughter. He is just lucky that ANY girl will even stand to be near him.
whatch me, i am desperate for some fame
I think she’s ugly
Title should read: “This is cheating on Michael Lohan.”
The first picture is obviously shopped. And dear God, her face
Why does it look like her face was added to her body? Not that it helped any. I think her body is nice in this pic but she should never turn around. She has no butt. But I guess some men like no butt.
Bet she call him Daddy!
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