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Apparently it’s “Remember How Much Michael Jackson Loved Molesting Kids Week” because TMZ has new details from Wade Robson‘s lawsuit against the King of Pop’s estate that alleges he had a “child sex alarm” which is exactly like it sounds:
Robson just filed an amended complaint, claiming the alarm would go off whenever someone came within 30 feet of Jackson’s room. Robson claims Jackson also hung a “Do Not Disturb” sign on his bedroom door.
That’s strange. I don’t recall anyone being around Michael who had experience with booby traps. Not off the of my head. But whoever it was was good because a “Do Not Disturb” sign? Genius. “Hmm, it sounds like a child’s being molested in there, but this piece of paper says ‘Do Not Disturb.’ Not sure I have a move here…”