Michael Douglas Would Like To Take Back That Cunnilingus Stuff Now

By: The Superficial / June 4, 2013

Yesterday, Michael Douglas set the Internet a flutter by telling The Guardian he got throat cancer from cunnilingus. A statement that was shockingly medically possible – *chugs third bottle of Listerine* – but also insinuated that the bipolar woman who lets him have sex with her has an infected vagina. An insinuation made even stronger when his ex-wife Diandra Douglas made sure to let TMZ know you could serve royalty off her lady business. So you’ll probably be surprised to learn that Michael Douglas is now walking back that statement. People reports:

“Michael Douglas did not say cunnilingus was the cause of his cancer,” his rep says in a statement. “It was discussed that oral sex is a suspected cause of certain oral cancers as doctors in the article point out, but he did not say it was the specific cause of his personal cancer.”

Except The Guardian has since posted the audio where Michael Douglas specifically says cunnilingus is the cause of his throat cancer. Fortunately, he’s got an tongue ace in the hole, and it’s, “Oh, god, my Alzheimer’s!”

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