“January! January! Is it true you sent your son to live in Guatemala with his nanny?” – Asked just before this pic.
Mainly because of breasts, here’s a massive gallery from last night’s MET Gala featuring your favorite celebrities at their most fanciful including:
“Post-Baby Body” Beyonce. If she was so pregnant, where’s this baby now…
Gwyneth Paltrow who surprisingly didn’t ride Beyonce down the red carpet (Did you know they’re black friends?) More importantly: Side-boob.
The only suitable angle of Cameron Diaz.
Camilla Belle.
A lamp wearing underwear.
Carey Mulligan demonstrating exactly what a woman will marry after having sex with Shia LaBeouf.
Scarlett Johansson‘s way too restrained breasts.
And why Giselle Bundchen shouldn’t leave canisters of gel where Tom can reach them i.e. near the waterslide.
Photos: Getty, INFdaily, Splash News
Smart, wearing a necklace shaped like an arrow in case someone didn’t notice your cleavage.
Tone those fucking arms, Mrs. Freeze
She’s normally really pretty. This is a shit look for her.
The black lipstick is odd, but otherwise the look is sexy, IMO.
Yeah, that lipstick resembles feces. Cover her mouth, image red or anything except doo doo brown and she looks like her pretty self.
I have to admit, I’d totally wear that too. it looks fun as fuck.
LOL :p
Boring, as usual.
Rainbow Fish aged poorly.
Orange and pink just don’t look nice together.
Ouch.
Is it just me, or does she always look like she has a moustache when she smiles?
Big Fucking Poser. Beckham you’re not.
Clearly not… you hardly ever see Tom with his hands in his shorts.
WAY too much makeup, dude.
at least they got her good side….hopefully this manly looking bitch was leaving
Duck ass.
agreed, wholeheartedly.
If that dress was just a little higher we would see her GOOP
Lighting is better. she doesn’t look so oompa loompa-y
Credit where credit’s due for the creators of madmen. Someone said, “What actress do you think could portray Betty Draper?” Then someone else said, “Eh, who cares? Let’s just hire January Jones. She IS Betty Draper.”
who do you think that taxi is for?
I’ve actually never seen her smile ! until now.
It looks like she’s wearing a lampshade.
Mmmmm. Yes, please.
Mmmmmmmmmmmm. That’s more like, please, please, please!!! lol!
Her grandma haircut doesnt look too bad from that angle
I think I like Diaz’s backside more =\
Diaz’s arms though!!!!
She needs to take a Mulligan on this night.
Why is she covering up her gonzongas? Did she turn into a nun overnight?
I’m so glad I don’t give a rat’s ass about fashion. It’s liberating.
His head is so pointy!
Her hair and the bottom of her skirt are identical.
I have a hard time deciding whether to make Amber my girl crush or Katherine… I think I’ll have both!
There’s no girl crush limit, baby! You want a thousand? Have a thousand! Guys do, so why not?
OMG! The things I would do to her!, them, oh what that hell I’m as bad as any man!
Just send me the video.
Somebody got carried away with the eyebrow pencil.
And. it. smiles.
If she breaths out she’ll shit herself
Awww. That dress looks terrible on her.
looks MUCH better when she’s at the beach in bikini and no makeup! She was not made for the whole sophisticated look.
I agree. Some girls are just better like that.
Go with your strengths, as my parents used to say.
Dammit. Looks like she blew Iron Man. And stole his stuff after he fell asleep.
she most likely did
That dress does an ugly number on her back/under arms. Yuk!
OMG are those two still alive?!?!?!
yeesh.
I’m sensing a rock hard piece of ice in my pants.
Umm… calling Terry Richardson. STAT!
My brain wants to say something mean, but my penis disagrees.
That bitch is real pretty. Oops, I’m sorry.
Those bitches are real pretty.
I have nothing bad to say about her. Can’t do it. Love her. Went to her show last week. It was fucking awesome! Weird dress, but I’d be disappointed if it wasn’t at least a little weird.
So I should make a point of checking out her show if she swings by my neck of the woods? Sure, she’s odd, but she’s a genuine talent which is rare and refreshing.
You should check out some more of her songs and see what you think first. More than just the singles. All her shows have been selling out and I had to go through a broker and pay more for my tickets, but I wanted to go that bad. But I think she just added some new dates which might not sell out. She tends to sing in a lower register live and let’s the back up girls do the harmonies and it’s just beautiful! She is very talented and I definitely recommend. She puts on a great show and is just lovely!
Cool. I’ve definitely listened to more than her singles, so seeing her live sounds like a no-brainer. Thanks, hon!
Seriously. This is Florence.
I’m going to see her show on Saturday in Atlantic City. Fucking pumped.
No baby = broad smile.
More clown.
Pretty.
She has that ‘pull my hair’ look.
Long loose hair is pretty and feminine….hate this wet/hair pulled tight look that so many women adopt for formal dress events.
Yeah, that’s the way you do your hair when you’re operating power tools.
Everything below the neck is fantastic.
I bet she looks fucking awesome naked.
Yeah, nothing more “awesome” than a shapeless bag of bones.
Boy I’ll bet that was a comfortable cab ride to and from the event.
I like it when they get crazy.