“January! January! Is it true you sent your son to live in Guatemala with his nanny?” – Asked just before this pic.
Mainly because of breasts, here’s a massive gallery from last night’s MET Gala featuring your favorite celebrities at their most fanciful including:
“Post-Baby Body” Beyonce. If she was so pregnant, where’s this baby now…
Gwyneth Paltrow who surprisingly didn’t ride Beyonce down the red carpet (Did you know they’re black friends?) More importantly: Side-boob.
The only suitable angle of Cameron Diaz.
A lamp wearing underwear.
Carey Mulligan demonstrating exactly what a woman will marry after having sex with Shia LaBeouf.
Scarlett Johansson‘s way too restrained breasts.
And why Giselle Bundchen shouldn’t leave canisters of gel where Tom can reach them i.e. near the waterslide.