MET Gala 2012: Fancy People Are Fancy

May 8th, 2012 // 246 Comments

“January! January! Is it true you sent your son to live in Guatemala with his nanny?” – Asked just before this pic.

Mainly because of breasts, here’s a massive gallery from last night’s MET Gala featuring your favorite celebrities at their most fanciful including:

“Post-Baby Body” Beyonce. If she was so pregnant, where’s this baby now…
Gwyneth Paltrow who surprisingly didn’t ride Beyonce down the red carpet (Did you know they’re black friends?) More importantly: Side-boob.
The only suitable angle of Cameron Diaz.
Camilla Belle.
A lamp wearing underwear.
Carey Mulligan demonstrating exactly what a woman will marry after having sex with Shia LaBeouf.
Scarlett Johansson‘s way too restrained breasts.
And why Giselle Bundchen shouldn’t leave canisters of gel where Tom can reach them i.e. near the waterslide.

Photos: Getty, INFdaily, Splash News

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  1. Dick Hell

    Smart, wearing a necklace shaped like an arrow in case someone didn’t notice your cleavage.

  2. Lunch

    Tone those fucking arms, Mrs. Freeze

  3. Camilla Belle Cleavage MET Gala
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    She’s normally really pretty. This is a shit look for her.

    • Jason

      The black lipstick is odd, but otherwise the look is sexy, IMO.

      • kimmykimkim

        Yeah, that lipstick resembles feces. Cover her mouth, image red or anything except doo doo brown and she looks like her pretty self.

  4. Florence Welch Cleavage MET Gala
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    I have to admit, I’d totally wear that too. it looks fun as fuck.

  5. Gwyneth Paltrow Sideboob MET Gala
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    Boring, as usual.

  6. Carey Mulligan Marcus Mumford MET Gala
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    Rainbow Fish aged poorly.

  7. Paula Patton Cleavage MET Gala
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    Orange and pink just don’t look nice together.

  8. Tom Brady Gisele Bundchen MET Gala
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    Ouch.

  9. January Jones Cleavage MET Gala
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    Is it just me, or does she always look like she has a moustache when she smiles?

  10. Tom Brady MET Gala
    SharperThanARustyNail
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    Big Fucking Poser. Beckham you’re not.

  11. Kate Upton MET Gala
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    WAY too much makeup, dude.

  12. Cameron Diaz MET Gala
    Mr Smap Beav Sr
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    at least they got her good side….hopefully this manly looking bitch was leaving

  13. Tom Brady MET Gala
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    Duck ass.

  14. Gwyneth Paltrow Sideboob MET Gala
    Mr Smap Beav Sr
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    If that dress was just a little higher we would see her GOOP

  15. Paula Patton Cleavage MET Gala
    Mr Smap Beav Sr
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    Lighting is better. she doesn’t look so oompa loompa-y

  16. January Jones Cleavage MET Gala
    JC
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    Credit where credit’s due for the creators of madmen. Someone said, “What actress do you think could portray Betty Draper?” Then someone else said, “Eh, who cares? Let’s just hire January Jones. She IS Betty Draper.”

  17. Cameron Diaz MET Gala
    Mcdoubler
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    who do you think that taxi is for?

  18. January Jones Cleavage MET Gala
    Jack Ketch
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    I’ve actually never seen her smile ! until now.

  19. Florence Welch Cleavage MET Gala
    Anonymous
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    It looks like she’s wearing a lampshade.

  20. Katharine McPhee Cleavage MET Gala
    Jason
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    Mmmmm. Yes, please.

  21. Cameron Diaz MET Gala
    Mike
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    Her grandma haircut doesnt look too bad from that angle

  22. Beyonce MET Gala
    Mike
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    I think I like Diaz’s backside more =\

  23. Carey Mulligan Marcus Mumford MET Gala
    it had to be said
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    She needs to take a Mulligan on this night.

  24. Kate Upton MET Gala
    Mike
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    Why is she covering up her gonzongas? Did she turn into a nun overnight?

  25. Inner Retard

    I’m so glad I don’t give a rat’s ass about fashion. It’s liberating.

  26. Tom Brady Gisele Bundchen MET Gala
    Nobody's Second Cousin
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    His head is so pointy!

  27. Scarlett Johansson Cleavage MET Gala
    Nobody's Second Cousin
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    Her hair and the bottom of her skirt are identical.

  28. Katharine McPhee Cleavage MET Gala
    Crissy
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    I have a hard time deciding whether to make Amber my girl crush or Katherine… I think I’ll have both!

  29. Kate Upton MET Gala
    Nobody's Second Cousin
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    Somebody got carried away with the eyebrow pencil.

  30. January Jones Cleavage MET Gala
    Crissy
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    And. it. smiles.

  31. Beyonce MET Gala
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    If she breaths out she’ll shit herself

  32. Cameron Diaz MET Gala
    Nobody's Second Cousin
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    Awww. That dress looks terrible on her.

  33. Kate Upton MET Gala
    Crissy
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    looks MUCH better when she’s at the beach in bikini and no makeup! She was not made for the whole sophisticated look.

  34. Chloe Sevigny MET Gala
    Raoul
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    Dammit. Looks like she blew Iron Man. And stole his stuff after he fell asleep.

  35. Paula Patton Cleavage MET Gala
    Crissy
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    That dress does an ugly number on her back/under arms. Yuk!

  36. Tom Brady Gisele Bundchen MET Gala
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    OMG are those two still alive?!?!?!

  37. Kate Upton MET Gala
    what the...
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    yeesh.

  38. January Jones Cleavage MET Gala
    dontkillthemessenger
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    I’m sensing a rock hard piece of ice in my pants.

  39. Kate Upton MET Gala
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Umm… calling Terry Richardson. STAT!

  40. Gwyneth Paltrow Sideboob MET Gala
    dontkillthemessenger
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    My brain wants to say something mean, but my penis disagrees.

  41. Tom Brady Gisele Bundchen MET Gala
    dontkillthemessenger
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    That bitch is real pretty. Oops, I’m sorry.

    Those bitches are real pretty.

  42. Florence Welch Cleavage MET Gala
    kimmykimkim
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    I have nothing bad to say about her. Can’t do it. Love her. Went to her show last week. It was fucking awesome! Weird dress, but I’d be disappointed if it wasn’t at least a little weird.

    • So I should make a point of checking out her show if she swings by my neck of the woods? Sure, she’s odd, but she’s a genuine talent which is rare and refreshing.

      • kimmykimkim

        You should check out some more of her songs and see what you think first. More than just the singles. All her shows have been selling out and I had to go through a broker and pay more for my tickets, but I wanted to go that bad. But I think she just added some new dates which might not sell out. She tends to sing in a lower register live and let’s the back up girls do the harmonies and it’s just beautiful! She is very talented and I definitely recommend. She puts on a great show and is just lovely!

      • Cool. I’ve definitely listened to more than her singles, so seeing her live sounds like a no-brainer. Thanks, hon!

    • Sizzle

      Seriously. This is Florence.

      I’m going to see her show on Saturday in Atlantic City. Fucking pumped.

  43. January Jones Cleavage MET Gala
    cc
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    No baby = broad smile.

  44. Beyonce MET Gala
    cc
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    More clown.

  45. Scarlett Johansson Cleavage MET Gala
    Cock Dr
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    Pretty.

  46. Scarlett Johansson Cleavage MET Gala
    cc
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    She has that ‘pull my hair’ look.

  47. Kate Upton MET Gala
    Cock Dr
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    Long loose hair is pretty and feminine….hate this wet/hair pulled tight look that so many women adopt for formal dress events.

  48. Camilla Belle Cleavage MET Gala
    Cock Dr
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    Everything below the neck is fantastic.

  49. Chloe Sevigny MET Gala
    Cock Dr
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    Boy I’ll bet that was a comfortable cab ride to and from the event.

  50. Florence Welch Cleavage MET Gala
    Cock Dr
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    I like it when they get crazy.

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