From 2010 to 2012, Mena Suvari was married to tattooed Latino Simone Sestito, but apparently his name didn’t sound enough like he fetches a donkey for Don Quixote, so here she is with her new boyfriend, tattoo artist Salvatore Sanchez who has to be three feet tall and tastes like delicious salsa judging by the look on Mena’s face. If you took off those sunglasses, all you’d see is this dude in a taco shell for her eyes. She’s very racist.
Photos: Pacific Coast News, Splash News
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Next stop, Chuy Bravo.
Only because Hervé Villechaize is dead.
why couldn’t i have been born a greasy burrito?
curse the fates!
Mena: “Purse genies? I’ve never heard of such a thing. So you’ve been in there the whole time?”
Salvador: “Yeah, it’s a little uncomfortable, but I’ve heard of worse. So what about your wishes?”
Mena: “Wish one: Date me.”
Salvador: “OK, but that’s gonna have to count as two.”
Never before have I wished to be a three foot tall Latino man with shitty tattoos. But to get a piece of that ass, I would. Where’s a fucking genie when you need him?
Reminds me of what JJ Watts told Ray Rice during the Ravens-Texans game last week:
“I’ve eaten burritos bigger then you”.
This has to be one of the funniest things Fish wrote in a while…she’s very racist..touche man.
Oh btw, mad props to Suvari for still not getting a boob job..keep it gangsta girl (I mean bitch?…whatever your boyfriends call you).
……. “Mena Suvari Definitely Has A Type” & that type is Mexican Gardner all the way baby!!!
She needs work and he knows where the Home Depots are. Seems logical to me.
Read in an encyclopedia once there are smaller guys than me. So I should be happy to see one but I just feel sorry for the guy. WAIT! He’s fucking Mena Suvari….Let me rephrase: Damn you!!!
She definitely likes her gangbangers.
I think she believes the small tattooed ones are the only ones who worship her ass.
latinos: good in bed, bad on paper.
This is actually surprising. I thought for sure she was lesbo.
This sucks…I read the headline really fast and thought it said Mena Suvari has a tape.
Son, I am disappoint…
Most important quality Mena Suvari looks for in a man? Is it sense of humor? Fat wallet? Big dick? Nope, apparently it’s the alliteration of ‘S’ sounds in his name.
she digs short mexicans ???!!!
there is hope for all the short guys after all. Don’t give up
not buying it. they look like friends at best. plus, that guy is fucking ugly.
Who is this ugly women and why should i care?
She also dated Mike “Murda” Carrasco, a dancer and former contestant on America’s Best Dance Crew. No kidding, google it!
And that type is, Dirty Mexican
Love the “Chip ‘n Dale Rescue Rangers” shout-out. :)
Salvadore Sanchez: Chipmunk Butt Connoisseur.
Me: terrible speller.
You can tell just by looking that this doesn’t make any kind of sense.
Whatever. I haven’t seen her in anything in years.
I never realized how racist Mena Suvari is. Little disappointed, but at the same time… THAT BUTT. Boner boner boner and stuff!
No, no he’s too short! No that I am mean but I like men taller than me, with a guy shorter I just don’t feel attracted nor protected.