Melissa Satta in a Bikini:
The Crap I Missed – Wednesday 5.1.13

May 1st, 2013 // 20 Comments

Alright guys, another day, another Richard Grieco-less crap post that yes, feels like cheating to me too. Today’s random bikini chick got way more than five pics and as far as I can see doesn’t have the slightest hint of penis, so yeah, she doesn’t belong here either.

This is all wrong!

- Photo Boy

Photo: Splash News


  1. Melissa Satta Bikini
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    Not impressed with another tattooed fame whore.

  2. Hate the ink, love everything else.

  3. duder

    Had to get up to “melissa sat” before the auto-suggest produced something with her name in it. But every pussy is a celebrity in my book, no matter who’s attached.

  4. Melissa Satta Bikini
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    Well, she was looking great until I saw the tattoo. I mean I’d still bang her, but I’m not calling her again.

  5. Melissa Satta Bikini
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    This is not crap.

  6. Melissa Satta Bikini
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    Okay, I will say this one more time slowly. On women, 99% of tattoos look like shit. And that’s when you are young.

  7. under no illusions

    My waitress at the chinese restaurant today at lunch was hotter .
    Photo Boy, is this the “Bottom of the Photo Barrel ” Day?

  8. Melissa Satta Bikini
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    Beautiful body ruined by a despicable tattoo. If you have tattoos just kill yourself.

  9. Melissa Satta Bikini
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    Is there a brown streak back there?

  10. Beer Baron

    Boner Alert.

  11. Melissa Satta Bikini
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    she’s the exact opposite of that old dude in every way

  12. Melissa Satta Bikini
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    curmudgeons about hot chick’s ink
    I bet you are afraid to wear pink

  13. Melissa Satta Bikini
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    Waist to hip ratio looks to be around 80. Not that red hot…

  14. Dood

    looks like a freak, that’s a hell of a gangbang body

  15. Melissa Satta Bikini
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    As Julius Caesar used to say: “That’s what I call rumpus dilectos!”.

  16. Melissa Satta Bikini
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    no ass :(

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