Happy Memorial Day Weekend

May 24th, 2013 // 32 Comments

Alright, folks, Photo Boy’s already at the beach, and judging by my sensors, a lot of you are off today or actually doing your job for once so you can get the hell out early. So on that note, we’re off until Tuesday, but look out tomorrow for one of the better Most Important People we’ve had in a while not counting this mother of a gem.

I’ve never heard of this chick before in my life,

- The Superficial

Photos: FameFlynet


  1. Melissa Riso Bikini
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    wow she is gorgeous and has a near perfect body! hate the trashy tattoo though.

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  2. “…or actually doing your job for once ”

    Swing and a miss!

  3. Melissa Riso Bikini
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    very pretty girl…nice proportions, love that small waist

  4. Melissa Riso Bikini
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    transration anyone?

  5. Melissa Riso Bikini
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    Kung Po Chicken with Fried Rice!

  6. Melissa Riso Bikini
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    Now there’s a summer job I’ll do for minimum wage…bikini wedge picker.

  7. Melissa Riso Bikini
    Wilco Test
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    Get your damned hands out of the way!

  8. Melissa Riso Bikini
    Deacon Jones
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    Try as she must, she just cant seem to hide that camel toe in these pics ;-P

  9. Trek Girl

    I am not digging those tattoos.

    • I wish I could get someone to explain to me the theory behind really hot chicks getting tattoos. Is being the hottest chick in the room not enough for you? Have to get trashy tattoos to try to get MORE attention?

      • Trek Girl

        Well, attractive isn’t edgy, spontaneous, daring, “unique” (ugh), or a sign that you’re fun girl who is up for anything, or goes through life events that need to be permanently marked on a part of your body that makes no sense and looks like belly or back hair from afar. All of those are reasons an attractive girl or woman may get a tattoo.

        Oh, and you can’t forget the “OMG, this *hiccup* Spring Break was the best *hic* time of my life! I’ll get a meaningful tramp stamp to remember it forEVER!”

      • remember spring break with a tattoo because it is there all the time, whereas the herpes outbreaks come about once a month.

      • anonymous

        Simply put– in their DNA, hot chicks = shitty tattoo choosing and thinking they can pull it off.

        Guys who work out are the same way– the bigger they are; the tighter/smaller they wear their clothing.

      • cc

        McFeely, you are overthinking this.

  10. Melissa Riso Bikini
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    Who the fuck is Melissa Riso? Oh, what does it matter! Of to fap!

  11. Sheppy

    Wow, yeah, she’s damned hot!

  12. Melissa Riso Bikini
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    She damn sexy, but oh fuck, that tattoo. Why ruin perfection?

  13. Great looking young woman…and I don’t even mind the tat!

  14. Sorry to let you down, Fish. I was too cheap to pay for wifi on my flight.

  15. Melissa Riso Bikini
    Anal Finger
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    Would anyone happen to have pics of Harvey Keitel, or William H. Macy toes and the soles of their feet? I just want to look at them for a few minutes to an hour?

  16. Robb7

    Dime a dozen…

  17. Bane

    Perfect. Except for the cheap ass looking tattoo.

  18. What a hideous shit tattoo, in possibly the worst location ever. I imagine that will only look even better and sexier as she gets older and gets pregnant.

  19. anonym

    she’s got curves. But those tits are clearly fake.

    Legs are kinda stubby.
    Googled her. She’s 5’1″. No wonder.

  20. Andy Semite

    Piss and moan about the tattoo all you want, at least there’s a video of her rubbing one out!! That’s a win in my book

  21. Melissa Riso Bikini
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    … must… neck…. with…. tattoo…

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