Melissa Castagnoli Is The Crap I Missed – Monday 11.30.15

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed, Cyber Monday’s The Crap We Missed, to be exact, which is why you’re getting this random chick’s butt instead of the usual gallery of butts mixed with Jason Biggs trying to fuck his grandma. It’s only a slight variation and it will be back in full form tomorrow when I’m not shopping for Fish’s office Secret Santa gift. Weirdly, I seem to get him every year. *refreshes Amazon tab, waits for Lightning Deal on body hair removal kits*

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