Mel Gibson’s Ex Wants 10x More Child Support

“Or perhaps ten times the blow me? Eh? Sleep on it.”

Now that she’s run out of hilarious phone calls to sell, Oksana Grigorieva has requested the judge increase Mel Gibson’s child support payments from $5,000 to more than $40,000, according to TMZ:

Mel currently pays Oksana the tidy sum of $5,000 a month in child support for baby Lucia, and also pays for the Sherman Oaks house where they live. But we’re told Oksana now wants nearly 10 times what she currently gets.
Here’s what’s interesting. Our sources say Oksana gets $2,500 a month in child support from Timothy Dalton — the father of her 13-year-old son Alexander.

So let me get this straight, a 13-year-old boy can survive on $30 grand a year, yet an infant needs basically half a mil? Jesus Christ. Is it on a strict albino tiger diet? I understand the irony in Jewing Mel Gibson into the poor house, but– oh, wait, I see what you’re doing.

As you were.