Mel Gibson Under Investigation for Domestic Abuse

The Superficial / July 8, 2010

Seen here in his 2006 mugshot, police have announced they’re investigating Mel Gibson for domestic abuse after interviewing Oksana Grigorieva and most likely hearing the tape where he basically admits to it because who doesn’t love a good open-and-shut case? People reports:

“An investigation of domestic violence was launched by [Los Angeles Sheriff’s] Malibu/Lost Hills station detectives … involving actor Mel Gibson and his former girlfriend Oksana Grigorieva,” read a statement released Thursday. “The detective in charge of the investigation is currently gathering information regarding the allegations. Due to the investigation being preliminary in nature, no other information is available at this time.”
The statement refers to an incident between the couple occurring on Jan. 6, 2010.

During his last run-in with the police, Mel Gibson blessed the world with “What are you looking at sugar-tits?” before accusing the arresting officers of working for our secret Jewish overlords. Considering that was four years ago, and all the extra senility under his belt, you know he’s at least going to slap one of them with his dick this time before lighting a cross on fire in the squad car. I don’t see how that’s not a given at this point.

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