Mel Gibson Pulled a Gun

The Superficial | July 9, 2010 - 3:03 pm

Thanks to a years-in-the-making plan by our Jewish high-rulers, new documents in the Mel Gibson domestic violence case are coming out and it’s looking like he pulled a gun on Oksana Grigorieva. However, Mel’s lawyers are claiming he’s entirely innocent of all charges (Really? All?) and the victim of extortion, according to TMZ:

TMZ broke the story … Mel’s lawyers will make “a presentation” of evidence to the Sheriff’s Department that is investigating Mel for domestic violence, child endangerment and assault with a deadly weapon — the presentation, we’re told, will focus on evidence of Mel’s innocence.
We’re told in the presentation, the lawyers will also present evidence that Oksana allegedly tried to extort Mel by telling him she would sell him the tapes she secretly recorded during their nuclear arguments.

This whole situation is a giant Catch-22 because on the one hand, there’s no denying Mel Gibson is a short-tempered racist who punches woman and probably wouldn’t think twice about pulling a gun if the oral sex isn’t dispensed in a timely fashion. On the other hand, Oksana definitely sat on all this info and only reported it to the police once Mel stopped making with the money and tried to buck their custody arrangement. So there’s really no winners here except for the first person who got to hear, “I am going to come and burn the fucking house down, but you will blow me first.” That had to be like five Christmases rolled into a handjob.