I’m sorry. “Allegedly” killing witness now. Suck it, Libel Police.
The “wetback” nanny who reportedly saw Mel Gibson assault Oksana Grigorieva passed away from “cancer” this weekend, effectively throwing a monkey wrench in legal proceedings against Fellatio Johnson above. RadarOnline reports:
As RadarOnline.com was first to reveal, the unnamed babysitter was an eyewitness to actor Mel’s rage before the alleged rampage at his Malibu mansion on January 6.
While Mel’s former love Oksana Grigorieva attended a basketball game for her 12-year-old son Sascha, in the hours before the brutal blow-out, the Braveheart star became enraged that his lover had left their infant daughter Lucia at home with the nanny.
As RadarOnline.com reported, she witnessed Mel storming around the house, slamming doors and growing furious.
The nanny was so frightened that she took Lucia and hid in a bedroom, according to Oksana’s statements to law enforcement authorities.
In fairness, I probably shouldn’t rule out Oksana doing the deed because this woman didn’t see any abuse, but instead saw Oksana shoving silverware in her purse and selling it to Stalin’s Ghost. Or, no, wait, maybe it was Pope Faggot. Of course, no one ever suspects Pope Faggot! My God, when does the intrigue end with this thing?