Mel Gibson was in court this morning for reasons that aren’t really important, so just assume he somehow managed to only pay Oksana Grigorieva a settlement that’s a shart in the bucket to him because the California court system is afraid of getting Third Reich’d in the face. Because that’s exactly what happened. What is important is that Mel made a bunch of batshit faces again, and since I’m pulling posts out of my ass today, I took the liberty of adding captions to each of them because senile anti-Semites who stave off arson via oral sex are like manna from heaven. The Christian heaven, mind you. Not that pansy one that thinks the Holocaust actually happened. “Queer-ven,” Mel calls it.