Mel Gibson was in court this morning for reasons that aren’t really important, so just assume he somehow managed to only pay Oksana Grigorieva a settlement that’s a shart in the bucket to him because the California court system is afraid of getting Third Reich’d in the face. Because that’s exactly what happened. What is important is that Mel made a bunch of batshit faces again, and since I’m pulling posts out of my ass today, I took the liberty of adding captions to each of them because senile anti-Semites who stave off arson via oral sex are like manna from heaven. The Christian heaven, mind you. Not that pansy one that thinks the Holocaust actually happened. “Queer-ven,” Mel calls it.
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“a settlement that’s a shart in the bucket to him”
So settlements should be based upon what it is to the breadwinner? Im not familiar with the laws of each state, but if thats how it is, thats bullshit. There is NO WAY this woman should get any kind of settlement anywhere near $750,000.
The punishment should fit the crime. The crime was verbal abuse (im assuming because dont know the facts in the case and am going by what I remember from the story when it happened).
Verbal Abuse, no matter how bad, should never equal that much. If anything, it should equal a reprimand by the judge to GET THE FUCK OVER IT and move on. So you got yelled at, BIG DEAL! Welcome to LIFE. SHit happens, people are asses and shit gets hard sometimes.
Verbal abuse maybe means nothing to you but perspective could change if
a. it was someone you loved who said all that to you
b. if you had a self esteem problem
- it can have a very harmful weapon, much worse than physical abuse (which he also did). It can lead to suicide or years of living with this agonizing shit in your mind replaying it in your head and ruining your future.
But even all that doesn’t equate to lies. Misrepresenting yourself and facts in any way. That’s what destroys one’s soul (because it makes you lose faith) and at the end of the day – all that we really have is our soul.
My take is Apparently he had doubts of her loyalty, her feelings for him. She withdrew sex and he thought that was because she was giving it to someone else aka cheating. Did she? I doubt it or there would be 10 men coming up by now for their 10 mins of fame selling their tapes and stories. Also I pretty much sure that he suspected her of this because he was cheating himself.
People. Be honest. Lying will make you insane
@ Doc Schweinstrudel
Ahhh women…Sorry, but the reasons you listed are personal & emotional based issues that should have no relevance in a court of law.
love = human emotion that is completely subjective. Stalkers are in “love”, serial killers are in “love”. Not a valid excuse for anything, good or bad.
self esteem = SELF esteem. Esteem about yourself. Sounds like, again, an emotion and completely subjective.
Low self esteem? Too bad for you if you let someone else determine your value in life. Those that do so must be weak minded and not an asset to the human race, which I find the majority to be women. Of all the men Ive dated, Ive found very few , if any, to have low self esteem. In fact, it was usually the opposite and for no reason.
I wish you weren’t so judgemental (human emotion) and undsympathetic (human emotion) of your fellow sisters, Sarah
Christ, how exactly did his looks go to shit so fucking fast?! Remember what he used to look like?
http://images.pictureshunt.com/pics/y/young_mel_gibson-14169.jpg
Guess being a chain-smoking alcoholic is baaaaad for your skin, right?
So fast? Wasn’t that like 30 years ago?
“God, he was so hot when I was a teen. How did his looks go to shit now that I’m in my 40s?”
I know, right? We will never see the old Mel again. There’s no recovering from crazy-ass-bastardness.
He used to be soooo gorgeous (outside only). Inside he’s got the blackest heart and always has had.
He was born in 56 IIRC, so thats 55 years old? (I suck at math).
Looks kind of go downhill after a certain age. Plus, his drinking problem probably accelerated that. Actually, I’d bet money that was what it was.
I make the same face when my ordered blow jobs are sub par and my mind drifts towards thoughts of burning the house down.
I find the most relaxing thing to do in that situation is to go rototill the rose garden, in preparation for the day when some whore who is privileged enough to have your children denies you your rightful needs. And you can never fertilize with ashes too often. People, houses, whatever the source – it’s all good. So few people know that Hitler was a helluva gardener.
He looks like Yoda.
That’s OK, Mel, I kinda felt the same way about having to sit through “The Beaver”.
I just watched that God awful movie….it was so lame. When I heard about “The Beaver” I really thought it was going to be about a vagina.
He looks like a reptile….snake, lizard…..
That’s a face with “Bless me father for I have sinned” written all over it.
Not pictured : a screening of Schindler’s List
To recap: Oksana turned down $15 million last year and is now settling for $750,000. *womp womp*
Go Mel! Stick it to that lying thieving whore!
yeehaa justice is served!
Not only does he look like my 86 year old Italian grandfather, but they also apparently share very similar views on Latinos, African Americans, Jews, women, the Japanese…
So he is now becoming Joe Pesci.
Which means Shia Labeouf is becoming our next Ralph Macchio. Wait, that already happened.
AND SHE CAN DO THAT $750,000 WITH A SMILE ON HER FACE.
hahahahahahaha
this captions made me laugh my ass off!!!
specially the last one, i love you fish
Thanks Fish. Those were rich :)
he reached the physical condition to drop dead every second now…………
HAHAHAAHAHAHAH BEST SHOT AND CAPTION OF THEM ALL. Lets not pretend thats not EXACTly what he was thinking.
Great stuff! How about a set of golddigger Oksana? Equal time fish!
‘like being served a bad meal with no face to punch for cooking it wrong’ = comedy gold! Nazi comedy gold, of course.
He offered money grubbing whora 15 million, greedy mole knocked him back n got 750k, he also got 50/50 custody of the child. bahahahahahaha!!! Knew it alllll along!