Megan Fox: ‘It was all MY idea.’

Of course it was:

“Megan Fox will not be starring in Transformers 3,” reps for the actress, 24, tell PEOPLE. “It was her decision not to return. She wishes the franchise the best.”

You know what? I’m actually willing to believe Megan Fox is high enough on her own bullshit to pull the last plug keeping her career afloat. That being said, someone has already thrown her hat in the ring as a replacement, and I really think we should hear this one out:

“Michael Bay I love your work! I know what a artistic brilliant genius you are! Cast me in the next Transformers.” – Heidi Montag

If there’s a bigger slap in the face than replacing Megan Fox with I Think I Can Act Barbie, I don’t want to hear it. Mostly because it’s stuck in France and I don’t want to get my hopes up. I’m delicate that way.

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